ATLANTA, GA—After being in the closet for over 18 years at Fox News, news anchor Chris Wallace has come out officially as a fake news journalist. After being turned down by The Babylon Bee, Wallace will make the move over to CNN’s new streaming service.
“I attempted real news for a long time, but I was living a lie,” said Wallace in his official statement on Fox News. “It’s time for me to finally be honest with the world and live out my truth. It’s time for me to finally show the world who I really am: a fake news journalist.”
Journalist advocacy groups applauded Wallace’s brave move as a “huge step” for fake news journalists everywhere.
CNN will feature Chris Wallace on its new streaming platform, which promises to be even more fake than their cable news service. Other anchors will include Jussie Smollett, Chelsea Clinton, Joy Behar, and Big Bird from Sesame Street.
Fox News applauded Wallace for his bravery and thanked him for the inevitable ratings boost.
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Nope, it has been obvious that he was a fake journalist every minute he was on Fox. I think Fox kept him on as part of their “fair and balanced” lie.
What’s his Early Life like?
Eastern Standard
Hmmm….*Checks*…..Yep.
Next up – Sean Hannity comes out as a retard.
Again, won’t be shock to any who have seen him.
But don’t laugh at Big Bird.
The guy was pulling down something like 400k a year from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
Now he can fake being a liberal. He might get an Academy award for this.
Like his father before him, that is one treacherous jew.
The last decent story his father did was the one on the deadly/disabling Swine Flu vaccine. Can you ever imagine such a 60 minutes broadcast these days???
Surprised I could still find this one on YouScrewed
Wallace suffers from the “I am the smartest guy in the room” delusion while he is as dumb as a box of rocks. He has been inside the beltway for too long which causes severe atrophy of the brain due to continuous group think and ass kissing in order to get access to interviews of politicians. He mistakes arrogance(his) for intelligence. How else could you explain going to a network where everyone is being shown to be a walking talking idiot and/or criminal. Hey Chris you might want to ask Sheppard Smith how his saving MSNBC went.
And don’t forget Megan Kelly. What a spectacular flame out!
Seems the only person who did really well after leaving Fox was that Cryin’ Mormon dude.
Only man I’ve ever seen cry more than Jordan Peterson.
Another rat going aboard a sinking ship.
(((jooish)))
His dad was Mike Wallace? It sure seems that once your “IN” your family is “IN” and there is no getting out. Seems that way with entertainment in hollywood too. You have these kids from famous families that have no talent but they get the part, the awards. Not that it means anything once you see the “TRUTH” which Chris Wallace is not going to report now or ever.
The “Bee” just keeps straying from satire to factual journalism.
All I can think is what kind of seventy five year old man dyes his hair jet black? It’s like Bruce Jenner wearing a dress.
Who do you guys think you’re fooling?
Chris was always a dead ringer for CNN. Just surprised it took him so long to make the move. Now he’s finally at home and happy with Anderson Blooper, Dawn Lemon and Wolfie Blitzer. What a nice addition to make a foursome.
Anyone here going to Pay monthly for Chicken Noodle News +
Not this little black duck say daffy
“CNN will feature Chris Wallace on its new streaming platform, which promises to be even more fake than their cable news service. Other anchors will include Jussie Smollett, Chelsea Clinton, Joy Behar, and Big Bird from Sesame Street.”
I hear Brian Williams is looking for a job….