Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games

Via The Babylon Bee

NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games.

“Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president of the North Pole Reindeer Games Committee, Bob Chairman. “She has shattered records in every event she has entered, which says so much about the physical potential of all female reindeer.”

Rolanda The Red-Nosed Reindeer did indeed break records in all events of the Female Reindeer Games, including the Sleigh Pull, Flying, Landing, Oat Bag Toss, Gingerbread House Trampling, and the Giant Slalom.

She struggled with the final event, Female Reindeer Feminine Ice Dancing, performing far worse than all other female competitors. The judges still awarded her the gold medal for being so stunning and brave.

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32 Comments
Doohickey
Doohickey
December 14, 2021 3:01 pm

Are we sure Rolanda is an authentic biological female and not a transgender?

So Rudolph has been retired (or turned into fertilizer) and Rolanda will lead the team now? Or will he be allowed to make a guest appearance every now and then?

How apropos for 2021.

vladdy
vladdy
  Doohickey
December 15, 2021 8:34 am

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 14, 2021 3:03 pm

And Clarice (she/her) is now a Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist (TERF).

Ken31
Ken31
December 14, 2021 3:12 pm

OT : I looked at PM Prices and palladium is $100 cheaper than gold. What does that tell us about the markets prediction for auto manufacturing and technology?

James
James
  Ken31
December 14, 2021 3:33 pm

I do not need cats on me cars!

My vehicles have greta crying!

I wonder if demand for cats down due to supposed chip shortages(small amounts plat/pallid used in them.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Ken31
December 14, 2021 3:34 pm

No chips no cars no needum shiny white metal. Purty simple.

Ken31
Ken31
  Balbinus
December 14, 2021 3:52 pm

But it takes a long time to mine that stuff, is it really just temporary supply issues or is longer planning?

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Ken31
December 14, 2021 6:35 pm

Kinda on the scarce side. Until the manufacturers changed the catalytic converter formula from platinum to palladium, palladium was a 200 to 250 dollar metal. When I used to do coin shows many years ago I sold lots of palladium in thatrange. Most popular were the Russian coins made out of palladium. With hindsite being what it is I should have tossed them in the lockbox at the bank. Who knew?

Ken31
Ken31
  Balbinus
December 14, 2021 8:01 pm

Thanks. That’s quite a bit of context.

Balbinus
Balbinus
December 14, 2021 3:36 pm

Sarcasm, a beautiful thing. Caution, do not use on leftists as it may cause violent reactions.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2021 3:59 pm

OK that made me laugh!

Stucky
Stucky
December 14, 2021 4:17 pm

You’re turning Rudolph into a (((you know what))) thing??

Holy shit, man. When you’re a hammer ….

What about Frosty. You know, the fucken snowman. Did he have a circumcised snow dick?

Archeaopteryx Phoenix
Archeaopteryx Phoenix
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 4:19 pm

Listen to the video and then tell me what you think.

Stucky
Stucky
  Archeaopteryx Phoenix
December 14, 2021 4:58 pm

I agree 100% that Christmas has become a commercialized holiday which is divorced from Jesus Christ.

Also, if it is factual (I have no desire to vet his claims) that Jews wrote many of the existing Christmas songs, then all I can say is “so what”. I dislike some of the songs he mentioned, and I like others … but it has nothing to do with the song writer being a Jew.

But it seems he wants to pin the commercialization of Christmas almost entirely on Joos. That’s bullshit. A convenient scapegoat to free the guilty from their responsibility to put Christ first in their life.

“We didn’t talk about Jesus this Christmas and just bought lots of shit instead because of them JEWS!!”. See the bullshit in that?

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 7:15 pm

I said he’s using the Jews as a convenient scapegoat as the reason for the commercialization of Christianity.

You launch into your tiresome whining about a strawman, exaggeration, blah blah — which you often do to anyone disagreeing with you.

Anyway, you said that’s not what he said.

THEN you say —> “but it is also because of jews that we have a trend away from Christianity.”

WTF???? I guess you are so superior you get to have it both ways.

Listen and believe — you posted another anti-Jew piece … about a fucken reindeer! At least have the balls to admit it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 8:38 pm

What a vile, vulgar, foul 3 minutes of hate for anything white designed to stirr up even more hate for whites in preparation for the spring white genocide by the well funded and protected and DIVERSE communist foot soldiers. The final white Holodomor is coming in spring and Stucky moralizing on why we are supposed to lay down and not fight back.
Is he even white?

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 9:48 pm

I’m not watching any more of your stupid videos, jew-basher. Screw you. Adios.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 9:52 pm

You’re an absolute idiot, Stucky. I find it very interesting you cannot refute him. In fact, nobody can. Why is that?

Archeaopteryx Phoenix
Archeaopteryx Phoenix
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 9:53 pm

Good choice. Run along, run along.

Leah
Leah
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 10:58 pm

Garbage. Maybe the seat previously reserved for Santa will be filled with some elfin girl next yeat. Garbage.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 7:31 pm

At the end of every year, I like to comment on the progress – and the setbacks – in our struggle to make the United States government understand that it exists to improve lives for Americans rather than working full time to pander to the Israelis and their powerful domestic lobby.

https://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/israels-dominance-of-washington/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
December 14, 2021 10:53 pm

Yeah that black sissy gonna be real dangerous in a race war lol. Dungeons and dragons hahaaa…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 14, 2021 4:43 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Bee is genuinely funny, but I’ll
make a cheap prediction. Something like this
is already in the works at some woke studio, and
it isn’t satire.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 14, 2021 6:22 pm

Looked up the lyricist: Sure enough. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Marks Here’s a better one:

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Iska Waran
December 14, 2021 8:16 pm

Well sung. I still think she had plastic surgery instead of falling and shattering her face. Not that she needed it in the first place.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
December 14, 2021 6:51 pm

Thanks, Archie. My childhood memories are now crushed.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 14, 2021 9:07 pm

I think the female swimmers going up against the guy from Penn should refuse to leave the blocks when the race starts and let the guy swim by himself.

Ray Jason
Ray Jason
  TN Patriot
December 15, 2021 8:38 am

Good idea, TN. And for even more visual impact, they should wear male swimming speedos over their one-piece female suits to emphasize the lunacy and injustice. Or perhaps they should all just simultaneously push HIS ass into the pool.

Leah
Leah
December 14, 2021 9:22 pm

DV welcome. I know Christians who don’t celebrate Christmas. My mind was blown when they told me (it doesn’t take much). The article below somewhat explains. Doesn’t reflect my beliefs.

I watched the video and it is factually correct that the song writers were Jewish. The interpretation as to why they wrote those songs is just that, open to interpretation. Only the song writers know the truth.

https://owlcation.com/humanities/Is-the-Celebration-of-Christmas-Biblical

ursel doran
ursel doran
December 15, 2021 12:45 pm
Darth Skippy
Darth Skippy
December 23, 2021 7:03 pm

Because, it ate red mushrooms.

Christians would have appropriated Saturnalia, and other pagan myths, in spite of Jesus fulfilling the Old Testament and representing the line of David.

Mickey Dee
Mickey Dee
January 21, 2022 7:23 pm

this is total BS. I despise everything about this unwoke culture. Just live in accordance with what is right and good NOW!! now let the attacks begin.