FRIDAY FAIL

I’m tardy with Friday Fail of the Week because my shitty internet provider, Primus, was down.

As we all know omicron is the newest clown show in the covid carnival, and as we also know the anagram for omicron is cmoionr, which I have on bad authority (mine) is an illuminati term meaning, “let’s see if we can get the suckers to fall for it again.” The bad guys have a bit of a fight on their hands with omicron. In one corner are tyrannical politicians, lying media, censorious social media, and of course, a public gullible and stupid enough to fall for it again. In the other, however, is a variant even wimpier than the original one. If the original virus was a failure in their eyes—99.76% of its hosts survived—and delta was little better, albeit more infectious, Omicron is a real letdown. They’d hoped the mutations would prove much deadlier and take out billions of useless eaters—especially retired pensioners like yours truly—but nature just isn’t cooperating. Omicron is a potential disaster for them since it appears to be even more catching than delta, but it only causes fatigue and a scratchy throat. MSM is going to have a challenge doing the bidding of the Davos crowd and their puppet politicians to keep the panic going, and without panic their pandemic goes poof. What’s a malevolent tyrant to do?

Why double down, of course. Politicians, all destitute of brains, are falling over themselves to set the scare narrative so they can shut everything down again. Chile’s health minister said, “Omicron is going to hunt down, infect, and kill the unvaccinated.” New York’s Gov. Hochul used the variant as an excuse to issue a declaration of disaster emergency. Hong Kong, following China’s “zero-tolerance approach” now shunts all travellers to quarantine camps after one omicron case. If that’s not overboard enough, a few nations– Japan, Israel and Morocco–shuttered their borders to foreigners altogether. Others, including the U.S., the U.K., Canada, and the EU banned anyone from southern Africa. Not one howl of protest from the left, which once again proved to be the most hypocritical bastards in human history; Trump stopping chinks was hateful but Biden blocking those from the “darkest” regions of Africa is fair game. The Norwegians banned booze, the sadist fuck nozzles. PM Boris the shit weasel supposed omicron will cause a “tidal wave” of cases, and issued Plan B, which I think makes the entire nation slave to tyrannical edicts while the elites party hard and laugh at the proles. One person in the UK died with omicron, but the government refused to issue any details on the person such as whether he had been vaccinated (which surely means he has) or been torn to shreds by a lion at the zoo and just happened to test positive for omicron. As omicron spreads almost exclusively among the vaccinated in the USA, Prevaricator in Chief Brandon warned, “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death—for the unvaccinated.” He went on to say, “57, excuse me. 570, excuse me. I don’t wanna read it, I’m not sure I got the right number.” Then, I’m at least one percent certain, he mumbled, “Uh, Pope Jill, I shit my pants again,” while Vice President Dick Gobbler giggled.

The politicians having set the tone, covid czars from across the world are now warning with a straight face, “Our vaccines might not work against omicron, so get the vaccine!” Deaths from covid may plummet but deaths with covid will continue apace, especially as tyrants like Premier Fat Fuck Ford from Ontario rush to get everyone in the province tested, so that cases rise exponentially. Fauci the Dickless asserted, we face “a crisis of the unvaccinated.” MSM will stoke panic and attribute the rise to the unvaccinated and urge everyone to get multiple boosters to stay ahead of covid. So what if 80% of omicron cases are among the double and triple vaccinated? That won’t stop the narrative makers from declaring omicron is caused by the unvaccinated, which is rather like me saying the reason I shat my pants is because you’re not wearing a diaper . . . and that’s not the worst part; 80% of people believe me!
The Davos boys, salivating at the prospect of multi-billions from vaccinating Africans and perhaps worried about a giant black control group putting the lie to their narrative, are starting to make noises about the rich nations (us) paying for African gene therapy. Global health experts asserted that Omicron is “a byproduct of unheeded warnings about vaccine inequity.” It’s not fair that Africans haven’t had their share of myocarditis! But how to get the West to pay? Fear, obviously. Got to get Africa vaccinated because if Sfiso Maphalala in Swaziland gets a scratchy throat we’re all fucked. And since that Swazi son of a bitch didn’t bother to take a risky shot against an all-but-riskless disease (I assume he’s an average young, emaciated African like Starvin’ Marvin) we all need a third, fourth, and fifth booster.
So will TPTB be able to spin a mild cold into the next wave of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates? Given the malfeasance of the political, academic, and journalistic classes who are doing the oligarchs’ bidding, and the stupidity of the cowardly masses, I wouldn’t bet against them. So who gets FF of the Week no one is asking? A few weeks ago the gullible, compliant public received the award because the scamdemic would’ve long ago ended if they grew a pair of balls and a brain. But how can we neglect the pure evil of the masterminds behind all this any longer? They haven’t failed with respect to their plan; they’ve succeeded beyond all expectations. But they have failed as human beings, which isn’t surprising for demons from hell. Congrats, you sinister ass nuggets, you win Friday Fail of the Week. May you develop excruciating hemorrhoids and get Captain Hook as your proctologist. As for us normal human beings (who seem to be a diminishing proportion of the species) enjoy Friday Fail!

This reminds me on how to answer folks who want to borrow money…say 100 bucks.

So you want to borrow a 100 bucks . Well that’sa lot of money I mean so is 90 bucks. 80 bucks is hard to come by cash and 70 bucks will buy a lot of stuff . 60 bucks doesn’t buy what it used to and heck neither does 50 bucks . I could get my hands on 40 bucks or least maybe 30 bucks . 20 bucks is probably doable but what the heck,if you really need it here’s the 10 bucks you asked for .

40% lemon-faced assholes are the worst.

I spent 6 seconds trying to understand this, then I shrugged, took a sip of whisky, and moved on.

Actually, it was because he ripped it off the stewardess but let’s not “spit” hairs.