Hump Day Tuneage

by the subway philosopher™

On occasion, celebrating the midweek hump with a meticulously curated selection of the most disrespectful, impolite, disgraceful, badass, head-banging, disturbing, irreverent, rebellious, or most enjoyable rock n roll of its time feels like a perfectly responsible thing to do, for some reason. Or no reason at all. Crank it up!

TNUC of the Year Award: After carefully screening the many applicants for HDT’s much-sought-after tnuc of the year award, the coveted prize for 2021 goes to… (drum roll) … utube CEO Susan Wojcicki. With a jaw not even a mother could love, this totalitarian battle-axe is fully representative of the toxic ‘leadership’ provided by women in positions of authority and control. Her winnings? The undying contempt and disdain of rational human beings world-wide.

On the other hand, we do owe this techno-tnuc a wee bit of gratitude as well, since she is serving as one of the major sparks igniting the current ‘Okay, Enough is Enough Already – Back to the Kitchen, Ladies’ movement now sweeping through the tinder-dry underbrush of the interwebz. Well, maybe not quite yet, but it’s coming. Sandwiches, ladies, sandwiches!

Honorable mentions: Ol’ Horseface, She Who STILL Thinks it’s Her Turn, mustache guy’s spiritual grand-daughter, Palefaced Redskin, Soyboytoy, and of course Communist Tits Horseface. Please add your own. The list of possibles is almost endless, a veritable smorgasbord of solipsistic sneetches and snatches.

Unfortunately, HDT has succumbed to peer pressure and will henceforth boycott utube entirely. Thus further HDT posts await the glorious fatherland day when utube’s admittedly vast treasure-house of music and musical history becomes accessible on other platforms, or when Donald Trump takes over as CEO. Thanks for watching. And please join the boycott!

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m
January 5, 2022 6:41 am

I endorse that last paragraph’s stance!

There are exactly two things I still watch on utube currently:
1. Podcasts like JRE, to make their censors go mad
2. music videos like Yuja Wang (classical), as I haven’t found an alternative yet. And I’m saving locally everything I really like (yt-dlc is your friend.)

Ginger
Ginger
January 5, 2022 7:00 am

You mean give up the classics such as this?

I thought rock and roll was rebellion man, fuck these people trying to run somebody off, ‘Remember the Sid Viscious’ should be the motto.
In the words of some famous somebody:

Leah
Leah
January 5, 2022 8:24 am

Happy New Year, Karalan. Here is a bit of rock and roll raunchy with a bit of hmmm mixed in. Words make my mouth exercise.

karalan
karalan
  Leah
January 5, 2022 9:34 am

Thanks Leah, love the Femmes, but won’t be doing ootube anymore. I’m done.

Egal
Egal
January 5, 2022 2:53 pm
Egal
Egal
  Egal
January 12, 2022 9:27 pm
nkit
nkit
January 5, 2022 10:16 pm
nkit
nkit
January 5, 2022 10:19 pm