Big Pharma’s Bandersnatch

Twas brillig, and the Bat sleuth gloves
Did gyre and gamble in the hazmat labs:
All mimsy were the virtuous-woke,
And the Davos rats outgrabe.

“Beware the JabberFraudci all!
The jaws that lie, the claws that catch!
Beware the mRNA psychopath, and shun
Big Pharma’s bandersnatch!”

He took his viral syringe in hand;
Long time this Corona foe he sought—
So rested he by the fiat tree
And sat awhile in grabulist thought.

And, after uffish thought he stood,
The JabberFraudci, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled mandates as he came!

One, jab! Two jab! Boosters four…
The mRNA prick went snicker-snack!
He left untold dead, and with his hoard
He went galumphing back.

“How can ye slay this JabberQuack?
A call to arms? For squeamish Jacks?
Neigh, frabjous day! Omicron! Cameroon!”
They chortled in their natural immune.

’Twas brillig, and the bat sleuth gloves
Did gyre and gamble in the hazmat labs:
All mimsy were the virtuous-woke,
And the Davos rats outgrabe.

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4 Comments
DFJ150
DFJ150
January 7, 2022 7:36 pm

Great twist on the JABberwocky!

Balbinus
Balbinus
  DFJ150
January 7, 2022 8:15 pm

Twisted to say the least. Loved it!

Hansen
Hansen
January 7, 2022 8:20 pm

I just read Robert Kennedy Jr.s book on fauci and all his doings. I knew a lot of the things fauci had done during the HIV/AZT fiasco but there were many things I did not know. This book is worth reading, it’s a bit repetitious but full of the nasty backstabbing crap you would expect to hear about a nasty little psychopath. How he remains out of jail and in a high government position should make us all ashamed we didn’t demand his head years ago.

bigfoot
bigfoot
January 7, 2022 8:36 pm

Finally, someone burbled some twilly sense of the biojussy peckerwoods and their bladey plot to downpop.