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See, women can be funny
I stand corrected.
Yeah, the delivery wasn’t so good but she nailed it with the punchline.
Funny haha or funny odd, I’ve met more funny odd …
Yes, but she still had to mention her period and do that awkward squat thing. Its a girl-comedy rule
It’s a girl not-really-comedy rule.
Her ‘comedy’ is not really funny anyway. Most comics are not particularly funny, the audience just laughs because it is what sheep do in crowds, they do what the one next to them does. It is why ‘laughers’ are planted in clubs and live audiences.
Evidently she got a skull fracture in the fall, audience kept clapping👍
I was doing a one-nighter at a pizza joint in Iowa back in the early 90’s. The stage was really small, a raised concrete platform, and while I was doing a bit about breaking up with a girlfriend I accidentally stepped on the mic cord- this was in the years before wireless- and fell onto the stage with the mic up against my side. When I hit the floor the mic head hit the concrete and my ribs landed square on the mic. I broke the rib clean and I heard it over the PA. The pain was horrible and I couldn’t catch my breath and every time I tried to say something it brought tears to my eyes. I managed to stand up and the crowd thought it was the funniest thing I’d done all night. The more I pleaded with them to understand how badly I’d just been injured, the more they thought it was the bit and they kept roaring with laughter.
Somehow I managed to get through the rest of the bit and make it offstage and they gave me a standing O.
It took me a while to figure it out, but I worked it into my act and it wound up as my closing bit for a good while because audiences love that 3 Stooges physical injury schtick. It’s available on an episode of An Evening at the Improv (season 11, episode 11 November 1992) but I think you have to have some kind of streaming service to find it.
I am willing to bet good money that this becomes one of her best bits.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10814762/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
If you have this service (Amazon) or use IMDb, you may see Mr. MARK Moran perform:
Otherwise, it’s probably on YT also, but I don’t use that.
Amazon’s got them….
This one is free!
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/602712/s11-e11-nichelle-nichols-steve-rizzo-mark-moran-and-more?start=true
Mark’s bit starts at aboot 20:30
The hair on that guy.
Yeah how aboot that eh!
That airborne training got put to good use!
You fell on the floor like a champ!
Why is it that when you crack your skull it’s funny and everyone laughs , but if a member of the audience came up and cracked your skull no one would laugh ?
So she was cracking up instead of her audience?
Maybe she could break her neck next time. Probably a standing ovation then.
To be precise, she collapsed after bringing up the name of Jesus.
That’s right Brewer, she was not funny before the divine strike down. It looked a little staged to me.
Who knows what the heck to believe anymore. We are in a world of deception and delusion. Wait until they say that aliens are among us and have been for a millennia!
I’m sure that is the last act of this tragedy Brewer. I wonder if John Revolting will play the alien overlord? The sheep will need huge supplies of Depends….suckers.
And they will. “They” are not our friends. None of them.
Galatians 1:8 KJB… “But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.”
Paul said this for a reason. “They’ve” been doing it for a long time. Have to admit (thank God for scripture), if an actual angel appeared to me with a “message from god”, it would be hard to disbelieve. Think Joseph Smith. He was either insane, an amazing liar or an angel told him something he felt very compelled to repeat.
angel or fallen angel…
That’s an excellent warning but the Bible is not perfect nor does it contain all information, esp about UFOs. Use your head a little. If everybody sold everything, took up their cross and followed him like he is supposed to have said, the world would be filled with starving wandering beggars. The Bible says if a poisonous snake bites you, you won’t be harmed; want to make a bet? If Jesus raised Lazarus from dead as John says, how come Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter, James, Paul and the other John didn’t even mention it? I worship God, I love Jesus, I respect the New Testament but I don’t abandon my mind.
rhs jr…
I did not down vote you, but I sure do disagree with a couple things you said.
“but the Bible is not perfect nor does it contain all information, esp about UFOs.”
I believe it contains sufficient information to explain the genetic intrusion upon the human race.
“And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.” Dan. 2:43
“they” must be of something different than the “seed of men”
I will make a point to come back by here to see the answer GCP lays out …..
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—===
“but the Bible is not perfect”
Hard stop. You just don’t know how to read it.
“The Bible says if a poisonous snake bites you, you won’t be harmed; want to make a bet?”
Not today, but back in Paul’s day, I’ll take that bet. These folks didn’t understand either but they didn’t have the perfect word of God.
Acts 28:3-6 KJB… “And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand. And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves, No doubt this man is a murderer, whom, though he hath escaped the sea, yet vengeance suffereth not to live. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god.”
There is a reason for every word written.
“If Jesus raised Lazarus from dead as John says, how come Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter, James, Paul and the other John didn’t even mention it?”
Only God or the Spirit of God in man can raise the dead. The book of John is written to demonstrate Christ as God. The book of Matthew to demonstrate Christ as Israel’s King; Mark, Christ as servant and Luke, Christ as man.
There are 4 “behold” statements in the prophets where Messiah is introduced and corresponded to Israel as each. Thus the 4 “gospel” accounts of His earthly existence. King, Servant, Man, God… it’s beautiful really. It just requires careful thoughtful study.
Paul raised a man from the dead.
Acts 20:7-11 KJB… “And upon the first day of the week, when the disciples came together to break bread, Paul preached unto them, ready to depart on the morrow; and continued his speech until midnight. And there were many lights in the upper chamber, where they were gathered together. And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead. And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him. When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed.”
“I worship God, I love Jesus, I respect the New Testament but I don’t abandon my mind.”
Are you saved? That’s the most important question!
I believe to the bible to be talking about spiritual death in this context.
I gave up trying to “figure out scripture” and instead, simply allow the words to say what they mean and mean what they say. I take the book literally.
As literally as it can be taken, except for the instances which are clearly meant as metaphor or allegory, of which there are plenty of examples.
Age of the earth? Literal.
Jesus is the Door? Metaphorical, from the perspective of this material world. Probably literal in the broader, spiritual sense.
Jesus is a Vine? Probably pure metaphor, but the imagery communicates a literal idea.
With provisos like these, believers should all be literalists. As you say, trying to figure out what God means is a dangerous game, when all we have to do is hear Him and believe what He has said.
That said, the Word of God is perfect in all ways, without error or flaw or contradiction.
Yes, many metaphorical analogies made… we are on the same page!
I would add .. the more often you read/study the Book, the more literal you will take it. Its one of those things that … just happens.
And then one day, boom… you get right division and the whole thing snaps into focus, just like that! It all makes perfect sense.
The book is like the brain where every verse like every nerve is somehow connected into a marvelous whole that functions in ways most cannot explain.
You gave up on critical thinking?
sounds like you decided to join a cult gcp.
Shouldn’t you be asking … do you believe and trust in THE GOSPEL of Jesus Christ?
I plant. You water… 😊
“If everybody sold everything, took up their cross and followed him like he is supposed to have said, the world would be filled with starving wandering beggars.”
The world “would have” been filled with Holy Spirit empowered Jewish saints and God “would have” provided for them just as He provided for the church in the desert. The point is; Jesus (in the red letters) is not instructing believers today. He was instructing Israel, the nation of supposed priests.
This is yet to happen. This remains a future occurrence. Israel today is counterfeit, the synagogue of satan. After the body of Christ is translated out of this world (I don’t know when) God will once again be dealing with the world in terms of Jew and Gentile. He is not today. There are no priests. The Jewish saints of old will be resurrected and they will be the channel of blessing (priests) from God to the world as intended since He spoke to Abram in Gen 12:1-3. This will happen post tribulation with the ascendency of Christ to His throne and the twelve to their respective thrones.
Indeed, Peter and the boys forsook all and followed Christ. Just as you point out. Just as instructed. In 2 Peter 3 he explains to those saints who were now poor broke and scattered why the Kingdom didn’t come. He rightly credits Paul as to having the “sometimes hard to be understood” answers.
Matthew 19:27-28 KJB… “Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore? And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.”
Christ speaks to believers today via Paul. People really seem to have a hard time with this.
Please pardon any typos. I’m writing between making ice cream flavors… 😊
Wait. Are you suggesting that post-rapture God will not (once again) turn His attention back to Israel in order that they may be ‘grafted back in’?
Let’s lose the word grafted for another time. It’s an entire study all on its own. What I’m saying:
God WILL turn His attention back to Israel post rapture and it won’t be pretty. Currently He sees the world as…
Romans 3:12 KJB… “They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.”
Not even Israel. They are fallen, God has had enough of us all. Yet there are promises made that can’t not be kept. We are currently in the dispensation of grace; humanities last chance for mercy before wrath.
Romans 11:32 KJB… “For God hath concluded them all in unbelief, that he might have mercy upon all.”
This dispensation ends with the “removal” of Christ’s earthly body (us) (wrath finished, taken by Christ) and the prophetic time clock that was paused at the last moment before the wrath to come, says Stephen:
Acts 7:56 KJB… “And said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.”
…will then pick right up where it left off. Jesus no longer seated at the Fathers right hand, but standing and about to return, sword in mouth. Yikes…
Once the world is cleansed, beginning with Israel, the Jewish saints of old will be “regenerated” and “thy Kingdom will come” for a thousand years. Israel being the channel of blessing from God to the world!
GCP….
Perfectly clear to me. The posts you have presented…..the reason I deferred !
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—-====
I’m working on that beautiful scope! One of the tripod joints was cracked, so I’m layering super glue to make it secure. It’ll never bend but it’ll never break either! So very cool, can’t wait to use it! A new VERY colorful star just rose up in the eastern sky, noticed it last night. That’ll be my first target… 😁
GCP….
She just ‘celebrated’ her 35th yr. a couple days ago, so that means it had been sitting in the shed for at least 15 yrs., except for one time around 2012 when I set it up.
I saw what you’re talking about when we looked it over, and I was surprised about the flimsy design of the tripod….sitting that long in a hot/cold little shed…no wonder.
In one of the lens holders (white) there is a small broken piece of that old plastic that fits the leg (where it snaps in).
If I had a place like yours, I would make a permanent mount for the stand, and just disconnect the upper swivel and scope…the solid base is so critical. If a fly farts on it while you’re looking thru, it will make the field of vision move, ya know?
Anyway…….we hope you can put it to use!
I found that piece and glued it back in place! You see the star I’m talking about? Flashing all sorts of colors, it’s incredible, look for it rising in the low eastern sky.
35 years is a long time! I’ll get some light into that bad boy! Thanks again so much for sending! A sturdy metal tripod might just be the thing to get for it, money well worth spending on such a nice scope!
Cheers brother… 🤠
I would not doubt that possibility.
Yeah – like a bolt of lightning is staged…
Maybe The Good Lord was calling her home and she could not find her way…without a GPS.
Not surprising!
Being a woman, even with directions, she will manage to get lost.
Because women don’t have to be funny or demonstrate the creativity and intelligence that humor requires in order to attract men. All they have to do it look good.
Men, on the other hand, demonstrate these traits when they’re funny, and women recognize it as a sign of reproductive fitness.
Bingo. It’s just another brightly colored feather to attract females.
“All they have to do is look good. NO. All they have to do is show up.
Female animal colorings are, for the vast majority, dull.
I used to make women laugh so hard their pants fell off.
They do not even really have to look good.
They simply must be kinda slender and somewhat pleasant.
Not really that high of a bar, is it?
Honest question: Do women find women funny/funnier?
Nope.
No.
Funniness in women has not been as much a survival benefit when it comes to finding a mate as it has for men.
– Nevermind, KJ beat me to it while I typed.
Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Do it again!
… like the soccer players, it is almost like a switch gets flipped.
Why do they call it “stand up” if she is laying down?
Sad but it made me laugh too
Karma is a bitch, ain’t it!!! I believe God’s Word The Holy Bible says something about reaping what you sow. Please go to http://www.healthimpactnews.com to read an article about what happened. She is not the only COVID Cult Zealot to get her comeuppance. How sweet it is!!!
Looking at pics of “her” online makes me wonder if “she” is really a woman.