ATLANTA, GA—Beloved Georgia politician Stacey Abrams was viciously pounced upon by conservative critics after being photographed maskless while she was surrounded by dozens of masked schoolchildren. But the haters quickly walked back their criticisms of the political firebrand after Abrams informed them that she’s the Governor and governors don’t have to wear masks.
“After hearing that Abrams was following the science of being an important governor around those small, dangerous vectors of COVID-19, we immediately retracted our denunciation and published a formal apology,” said conservative pundit, Balswell Crocwelder with a tone of remorse and guilt in his voice. “Who knows what horrific disaster would have occurred had she not been an important state leader who is immune from all mask requirements.”
When pressed on the issue, Mr. Crocwelder finally admitted he only attacked Ms. Abrams because he wanted to date her.
Co-hosts of ABC’s “The View” praised Abrams for her intelligent use of science by being around kids as a duly elected governor, reminding viewers the scientific practice has been used by literally every other politician in the Democrat party, resulting in millions of lives saved.
Joy Behar, long-time host of “The View” and likely MENSA hall of famer, praised Abrams as a fellow genius, and proposed that the same rigorously-proven science be used to stop the spread of AIDS by being a Democrat governer during sex.
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Imagine how she looked trying to get up off of that floor. It probably two strong men to help. I’ll bet she goes three bills.
Imagine the impression she made on the kids psyche and… the floor.
The smell she left on the floor will be there forever . . .
It is going to take a 3 foot wide, 3 man spatula and then a forklift to peel that ghettopotomus
off that linoleum and truck her away. Then a hazmat crew to get the funk out of the air.
A totalitarian pig. She is so disgusting. How could anyone like her hold any office in the USA. Her political views are driven by a desire for total control over the hardworking citizens of this great country. The barbarians are truly in charge.
Wouldn’t be surprised. On a lighter note, albeit older…joy, joy, joy. Bless the tyrants’ little hearts.
https://summit.news/2022/02/11/video-elementary-school-children-explode-with-joy-after-being-told-they-dont-need-to-wear-masks-anymore
“lighter note” heh heh
Lol, that wasn’t even the thought when I wrote it. She and the other tyrants should have ball gags placed in their mouths and tied so tight that they’d get more oxygen if they had sleep apnea.
She doesn’t need a mask, she just needs a helmet, would make an excellent NFL linebacker!
Oh, and change name and gender, maybe Gary?
Joe Biden was in Atlanta in 2020, Tank was on stage with him when Joe said he wished he had 10 more just like her. I think he wanted to start a football team.
“CCP virus don’t be infectin’ no gov’ners, crackers!”
But the “vaccine” just mindlessly kills.
Adios, fat fuck.
Remember, it’s impossible to eat a donut (or twelve) if you are wearing a mask.
Can you imagine the number of square yards of cloth that would be needed to make a mask for that hippo? It would keep a Bangladeshi sweatshop in work for a year making that sucker.
And I don’t have to wear one because I am a human being.
We as a society have allowed the public servants to abuse their positions to the point where, in a land where nobility is not supposed to exist, they have anointed themselves as the nobility. The scary part is they believe their own bullshit. Unless we eviscerate government, de-fund, and bring it back under the control of the taxpayers, they will enslave us and the feudalism will grow ever more tyrannical. When the government fears the people you have freedom, when the people fear the government you have tyranny.
The rest of us don’t have to wear a mask because we’re free citizens!
Isn’t there an Abrams tank named after her?