The emergence of a Canadian dictatorship is no laughing matter, even if it is Trudeau. The trauma in Canada serves as a stark reminder that even the politest nation can suddenly be turned on its head by a tyrant wearing blackface.
If Trudeau is coming for your bank account, consider these tips for keeping your money safe.
1) Convert all your money to Tim Horton’s gift cards: This is now the most stable form of currency in Canada.
2) Hide it under something Trudeau can’t move, like a 10-pound dumbbell: His max is only 7 pounds.
3) Write quotes from Thomas Sowell on all your cash so that when government agents take it, they’ll read how detrimental wealth confiscation is to political and economic stability and give it right back: Can confirm that this works.
4) Put your money in a basket and send it down the Nile: The drawback here is your funds may be repossessed by Pharaoh’s daughter. Or eaten by a crocodile.
5) Invest in a Hunter Biden Painting: Their value goes up every time President Biden tries to start a war! Neat!
6) Buy an NFT or something, maybe? Not sure what this is: NFTs are really cool, we are told. Can someone please explain?
7) Acquire more money by robbing a store in California: If Trudeau takes all your money, you can always loot a Walgreens in San Francisco and get more money. Crime is legal there for some reason.
8) Shut up and comply with all unlawful government mandates for the rest of your miserable life: The easiest path, buddy.
If you live in America, never fear! None of that will ever, EVER happen here. Not for a few weeks, at least.
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Trudope in big shit.
Trudope just lifted the emergency act!
Hope so, but you live out west. Are you sure you have a handle on what Canadians east of Manitoba think?
Funny article, but in truth, this is a scary time. We have a president put in office in a questionable election, who has allowed at least 2 million illegal aliens to waltz into the country, handed them prepaid debit cards, and transported them to cities all over the country–although way too many are still in Texas, prompting almost everyone I know who didn’t already own a gun to ask my advice on firearms. There is clearly nothing this pitifully weak president won’t do if told to do it by his handlers, and his handlers are a singularly evil bunch of criminals.
Biden has already hinted at virtually stealing millions of people’s IRAs by “coordinating” them with Social Security, so essentially penalizing citizens for saving for their retirement while still paying full rates of Social Security taxes. If you saved so you wouldn’t have just Social Security, you must be punished.
Illegal aliens invited in. Drilling for oil and gas stopped. Pipeline stopped. Freezing bank accounts? Not even a stretch for this 100% criminal socialist administration.
“his handlers are a singularly evil bunch of criminals”
it’s simple. who are they? say their names. then you’ll know what’s going on and why.
“If you saved so you wouldn’t have just Social Security, you must be punished.”
Equality of outcome, comrade. For you, but not for Brandon and his junta.
“If you live in America, never fear! None of that will ever, EVER happen here. Not for a few weeks, at least.”
already started. they’re slow-walking it.
9) do some midnight gardening and bury a cache or two of goodies
there’s lots of advice on caching online, but a grey man would not use his own computer for it
PS I’m glad Castro Junior backed down – this time
Incredibly Trudeaus authoritarian government survives because of support from the socialist New Democratic Party led by their leader Mr. Singh. Trudeaus liberal party is a minority in the Canadian parliament and needs Mr. Singhs party support to rule. Under Singh the socialist Nes Democratic Party have abandoned the working class. They shore up the establishment rich. This Liberal/Socialist New Democratic Party alliance is a recipe for catastrophe.
Durable goods and hard assets. Tell me I’m wrong, but I think .308 rounds are a fungible commodity.
We all know that Dental Floss is a HUGE crop in Montana. What about Alberta, Sask & Manitoba? Has it been affected there?
Do they have enough Shetland Ponies & Cubic Zirconium Tweezers to harvest it?
Maybe now that the emergency act has been pulled. Inquiring minds want to know.
Bitcoin fixes this.
I can explain NFT’s, not sure if someone covered this already….here goes, lets say a famous NFL player has the football from his team’s winning Stuper Bowl and it is signed by all the players in the game. He can (a) sell the ball outright or (b) offer NFT’s which are shares in the ownership/ Dumbest shite I ever heard of…just sayin’.
No No No, you don’t “get it”. You just take a picture of the ball, and sell it online. It’s the only “official” “Unique” “Virtual” football of it’s kind, thereby suitable for playing in a virtual superbowl with virtual teams and a virtual championship.