WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beloved health expert Dr. Fauci has made his way into the spotlight again—this time with new recommendations for keeping safe during a nuclear strike should Putin do the unthinkable.
“Should we face a catastrophic nuclear war scenario, it’s important to stay protected from all the nuclear fallout,” said Fauci in his trademark Fauci voice. “To keep all the nuclear fallout out of your nose and mouth, you should probably wear at least three masks. Maybe even four masks. The science isn’t clear right now. But I would say at least three masks. Maybe four or five though, just to be safe. Actually, maybe six. And another one over your eyes too.”
Fauci went on to explain that proper social distancing will also be essential, as it will prevent your nuclear fallout from jumping to another person. “Ideally, everyone should probably have their own personal fallout shelter just to maintain proper distancing,” he said.
Fauci assured everyone that if they follow the science by listening to his every command, “they will be ok. Probably. But also maybe probably not.”
In unrelated news, the NIH has approved $12 million in funding for experiments on irradiated mutant creatures.
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We should conduct an experiment using Herr Fauxi.
I recommend about a full roll of duct tape around the neck, mouth, nose and eyes, that’ll keep Fraudci safe and cozy
Send in the Seal team.
Sticking your head up your ass works better.
Be sure and jump just before the detonation and you will turn yourself inside out.
And another Babylon Bee article which is basically so close to the truth that it will probably be factual in another month from now.
Well, in the FEMA press release last week or so, they recommended staying 6 feet away from folks in the fallout shelters and wearing masks…..because COVID should be your primary concern while your hair and teeth fall out from the radiation. LOL So we are already quite close to the truth.
It is already mostly true. Ready.gov recommends social distancing and face masks be worn after the nuke explosion.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense-national-security/us-updates-guidelines-for-nuclear-explosion-includes-social-distancing