ANNUAL TBP NCAA TOURNAMENT POOL

Best March Madness Memes 2021 - Bragging, Brackets & Trolls

Since Stuck threw some sort of anti-NCAA tournament tantrum and said he wasn’t going to set it up or participate, it’s left to me to keep the tradition alive.

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For all you crotchety old farts who hate sports and think participating in a harmless bracket challenge is evil, don’t even comment on this thread. We don’t give a fuck what you think. Most of you ancient fossils couldn’t figure out how to log-on anyway.

Anyone who would like to participate can go to this link and join our Group – Burning Platform 2022.

https://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2022/en/group?groupID=4855022

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You have until Thursday at noon to enter.

May the best man or woman win. Just to remind you, my alma mater Villanova has won the NCAA championship 2 out of the last 5 years.

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bucknp
bucknp
March 15, 2022 2:47 pm

For all you crotchety old farts who hate sports

Actually I don’t hate all sports. They’re just not as “important”. High school football, baseball and basketball are still somewhat “innocent”. And in rural America these kid sports are often the lifeblood of small towns. I just don’t care for the dads trying to relive their “glory days” in sports through their kids.

The Super Bowl halftime is gay as gay can be. Pro sports “figures” are out of control needless to say living in a completely different “realm” on earth.

That being said , I may enter that bracket thing. I’ve not checked TV schedule. Likely all games can only be viewed on ESPN. ☹️

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  bucknp
March 15, 2022 5:40 pm

CBS & Turner I don’t have Turner so will miss out on the final four.

bucknp
bucknp
  TN Patriot
March 15, 2022 6:59 pm

Thanks. I’ll check CBS out. Years ago the tournament was anticipated and fun to keep up with.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  bucknp
March 16, 2022 3:18 pm

Why is anyone bothering with betting pool???

I already know who the first 6 winning teams will be, and you do too….

Championship: Russia
2nd, Russia
3rd, Russia
4th, China
5th, China
6th, China

In Ukraine, if you try to prove me wrong, you go to jail for 15 years, automatically!!
Anti-Semite!!
Dosvidanya!

Guest
Guest
March 15, 2022 2:55 pm

What sport is ncaa?

RiNS
RiNS
  Guest
March 15, 2022 3:05 pm

college basketball

You should fill out a bracket or two guest. It’s good for a laugh. I know nothing aboot teams or who should win but I fill one out every year. Good for a chuckle or two and to talk shit about stuff that doesn’t matter.

Just pick based on seeding and a couple of long shots and you should be good. Flipping a coin works too!

bucknp
bucknp
  RiNS
March 15, 2022 5:44 pm

I do better picking college football bowl games. Still not as enthusiastic as say 30 years ago, almost zero interest now.

Like Sgt. Shultz, “I know nothing”, about the BB teams in the tournament.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Guest
March 15, 2022 5:03 pm

African sky soccer.
Makes you wonder why it was invented on this continent.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Guest
March 16, 2022 9:38 am

National colored athletes association

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 15, 2022 3:02 pm

College is supposed to be for academic education, not business secret society & social connections, not money making sports and NFL farm teams, not minority diploma mills, not communist training camps, not Feminist training camps, not art & music schools, not anti-Christian religious seminaries, not environmental research propaganda tools; not NWO Leadership Training Schools for Politicians, Teachers, Journalist, etc.

bucknp
bucknp
  rhs jr
March 15, 2022 7:39 pm

Seems things have changed since the days of Darrell Royal and the wishbone offense at UTexas. Oops, that’s football.

Seriously it is a “shame” the $$$ thing at the high school level. Use to in Texas high school football the team that finished first in its district went to the state playoffs. The UIL got money hungry. UIL decided that the 1st and 2nd place finishers will go to the playoffs. Then the top FOUR teams from each UIL district. More teams, more games more revenue. I’m not certain where the $$$ go. Does not seem to put a dent in the property tax liabilities , the high school football stadiums. As “they ” say Football Is King In Texas. Now days there is however this guy running around Texas that for some reason thinks he is King.

Also, while perhaps not totally related, youth sports began to implement the theme, everyone gets a trophy. There are no “losers”. While I’m sure it is a big thrill for young people to go to the playoffs in Texas high school football, with some UIL districts there are only five teams. Real life, the 4th place finisher wins maybe only one game all year, a district game against the last place finisher. Off to the playoffs and a “no contest” in the first round typically with a “powerhouse” type program. I like rooting for the underdogs but the scenario is a bit ridiculous.

RiNS
RiNS
  Administrator
March 15, 2022 3:37 pm

It wasn’t me.. I created just three, mostly because of Andy

bucknp
bucknp
  Administrator
March 15, 2022 7:45 pm

Saw that. May be more now, uncertain. That is some “serious” stuff. Oh well, a bit of fun.

CCRider
CCRider
  Administrator
March 15, 2022 3:29 pm

As a Crotchety Old Fart I take issue with you, Sir. For this transgression, I shall enter and win this ridiculous exercise. As soon as I figure out how to log into the fucking thing.

RiNS
RiNS
  CCRider
March 15, 2022 3:38 pm

Come on CC, even I figured it out. It’s easy!

CCRider
CCRider
  RiNS
March 15, 2022 4:53 pm

I was just pulling Admin’s chain. I have no interest in the tournament but I understand the excitement. I was living in Bucks County, PA when Rollie Massimino led Villanova to the national championship. Even to an outsider, it was great to experience that.

jo
jo
  CCRider
March 15, 2022 6:44 pm

Interestingly, CCRider, you were upvoted more for your disdain of hoops than for your admission to ever having paid attention to it.

bucknp
bucknp
  CCRider
March 15, 2022 7:48 pm

That county was named after ME.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 16, 2022 6:54 am

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.

“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.

“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”

He holds up the third picture.

“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”

This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”

And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”

Ken31
Ken31
  Administrator
March 16, 2022 1:31 pm

Good idea.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
March 15, 2022 3:36 pm

Nothing annoys me more than female sports reporters in or on the sidelines of men’s sports and gay halftime events to attract female and sissy spectators.

RiNS
RiNS
  Eyes Wide Shut
March 15, 2022 3:38 pm

Do what I do and don’t watch the games!

Balbinus
Balbinus
  RiNS
March 16, 2022 5:27 pm

Amen!!! If there were never another sports event in the world it would not change my life at all.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
March 15, 2022 4:35 pm

This is way over my head and beyond my pay grade – so I will gracefully decline 🙂

RiNS
RiNS
  Austrian Peter
March 15, 2022 7:27 pm

Easy to play… it will fill out bracket for you picking randomly… takes about 20 seconds or so to complete. You should try.. it would be hilarious if you won.

bucknp
bucknp
  RiNS
March 15, 2022 10:31 pm

Took me about 20 minutes to figger it out. That Andy dude threw a wrench into what I thought was simple with his many brackets.

OriginalDan
OriginalDan
March 15, 2022 5:00 pm

You should limit the number of entries to 2 or 3 max, Andy is an idiot.

bucknp
bucknp
March 15, 2022 6:44 pm

They said it couldn’t be done. The greatest bracket in the history of mankind.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 15, 2022 7:32 pm

who cares?

Balbinus
Balbinus
March 15, 2022 8:05 pm

Sports, bah humbug!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 15, 2022 8:13 pm

White-hating racists playing sports because they lack any other productive or society-advancing skills. I think I’ll pass.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
March 15, 2022 8:33 pm

Bread and circuses. Thanks for playing along.

bucknp
bucknp
  MrLiberty
March 16, 2022 5:56 pm

Watched some UFC while staying at a motel in DFW recently. I don’t know about bread and circuses and I get what you are saying, those guys damn near kill each other. I’m thinking the closest “sport” today representative of the old Roman Colosseum…bread and circuses, thumbs down.

Doohickey
Doohickey
March 16, 2022 2:12 am

I was watching U of Iowa play BB the other night. On the back of their jerseys in big block black letters it reads “EQUALITY”. ha.

If they truly want EQUALITY why don’t they recruit some albino midgets and 5’2″ Koreans to join their team?

Hypocritical swine.

“Equality and freedom are sworn and everlasting enemies. When one prevails the other dies.” Will Durant.

RiNS
RiNS
March 16, 2022 11:36 am

Come on folks! The bracket needs moar entries.. and Stucky… YOU got to enter so I can spank yer ass!

Avalon
Avalon
March 16, 2022 1:23 pm

I’m in. I better win this year…😂

Avalon
Avalon
March 16, 2022 5:21 pm

Need a few more people to join the group to make it super fun 😊, it’s really easy! And you can have the game auto fill your bracket for you if that’s easier for you. I entered 2 brackets because I’m in it to win it.

Original Dan
Original Dan
  Administrator
March 16, 2022 11:06 pm

I will be looking forward to drinking my morning coffee out of it next month.

Original Dan
Original Dan
  Administrator
March 16, 2022 11:17 pm

Winner* gets a free TBP mug

*Andy’s brackets 2-9 excluded from eligibility.

Fixed that for you.

bucknp
bucknp
March 17, 2022 1:46 pm

Time’s up. Only the GREATEST have entered.

OriginalDan
OriginalDan
March 17, 2022 5:56 pm

Go suck a corn cob IOWA…bastards

bucknp
bucknp
  OriginalDan
March 18, 2022 3:02 pm

Off topic , the tournament, mentioning corn, the obsession with corn as a deer attractant in Texas is hilarious IMOA. Over the years in this East Texas area at least, people have raised fewer cattle than what I recall even as short a time period as early 2000’s. As a result while feed stores around here still sell livestock feed, I know of one anyway that looks more like a sporting goods store selling “game cameras”, “deer feeders”, “deer stands”, camouflage clothing, rattling antlers, any number of gadgets and “tricks” to enhance the success of the “deer hunter”, deer mineral blocks and of course a multitude of “deer corn” in any number of flavors and “brand” descriptions. Iowa Grown Deer Corn, Record Rack Deer Corn, Camo Corn ( huh? ) , Top Score Deer Corn, Orange (Scented ) Deer Corn that drives bucks crazy, Remington Deer Corn, Buck Nuts Deer Corn and the latest I’ve seen around here, Double Duty Deer Corn! Double duty? Works day and night I suppose.

The “legal” season is over but plenty of corn.

bucknp
bucknp
March 17, 2022 10:57 pm

It’s plain to see this thing is rigged.

And never mess with a saint, Peter.

Leah
Leah
March 17, 2022 11:07 pm

Since 1985, I root for Villanova first. Go Wildcats.

bucknp
bucknp
  Leah
March 22, 2022 6:21 pm

What happened in ’85.

Leah
Leah
  bucknp
March 26, 2022 12:22 pm

Major upset. Georgetown was favored to win, but they were denied. Was one of three people in my Sci Fi class who picked Villinova to win it all. They’ve been my team for better or worse. Die-hard Michigan fan for all other sports, except basketball.

Leah
Leah
  bucknp
March 26, 2022 12:35 pm

And to add context around the Sci Fi class. The Grade 12 jocks would take in their last semester, thinking it was a blowoff class (it wasn’t). They were so sure Georgetown was going to win. NCAA tourney is like the second season, kind of like the Stanley Cup playoffs.

RiNS
RiNS
March 18, 2022 10:37 am
bucknp
bucknp
  RiNS
March 18, 2022 3:05 pm

Don’t mess with Peter.

RiNS
RiNS
  bucknp
March 18, 2022 3:51 pm

Wonder how they’d do against the Lions?

bucknp
bucknp
  RiNS
March 18, 2022 5:47 pm

Perhaps better than they did.

bucknp
bucknp
March 18, 2022 5:48 pm
dilligaf
dilligaf
March 21, 2022 1:27 am

I can almost taste that hot cup of coffee from my new mug.

dilligaf
dilligaf
  dilligaf
March 26, 2022 12:00 pm

aaand it’s gone.

Stucky
Stucky
April 2, 2022 2:33 pm

Final Four

Wow, TN Patriot currently in first place, and Avalon trailing close behind. RiNS is fourth from the bottom … hardy har har!!

I did fill out a paper bracket at home. I should have played this year. Only got 5 wrong picks so far!!

Avalon
Avalon
  Stucky
April 2, 2022 5:57 pm

Wish you did play! Your fun commentary was missed. Next year, hopefully 😊

onionskin
onionskin
April 5, 2022 3:50 am

congratulations.
ESPNFAN9599445066 1KJ99999.
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Stucky
Stucky
April 5, 2022 10:54 am

CONGRATS to McFarlin77 … the OFFICIAL winner of the 2022 NCAA pool.

Oh, yes … I know that ” ESPNFAN95994450 has 30 more points. However, the name is not recognizable to anyone! If you’re so damned stoopid that you can’t pick a name that is known to TPBers … then you forfeit all winnings!! Sorry, rules are rules.

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ANDY RAU is the new Village Idiot. He submitted 3 picks … they were dead last. Hahaha. How bad was it? The winner “McFarlin77” had 1120 points. Andy’s last place ticket, 43rd position, had 290 points. Hahaha. What a maroon!!!

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KANSAS! Nice to have a normal midwest team win. The heart of ‘Murica.

BUT …. they were, oh yes they were, charged by the NCAA and found guilty on appeal of loss of institutional control, of having a coach who directly participated in cheating, of buying players, and have recruited multiple players in recent years charged with battering women and other crimes.

NORTH CAROLINA is no better. An NCAA investigation proved that UNC had players over the course of nearly two friggin decades who were kept eligible by getting grades for no work, no attendance at classes, fake and inflated grades, and even taking classes that never existed!!

Both schools received no more than a slap on the wrist.

Bottom Line: Even college basketball is a fucking fraud. A freaking waste of time. Zero fucks to give for Kneegrow Ball!!!!

bucknp
bucknp
April 7, 2022 10:37 am

Don’t let jalapeñopeppers burn your … , especially the fresh ones.