TBP: “Conspiracy Theory” Men’s T-Shirt

Conspiracy Theory Design

The “Conspiracy Theory” Burning Platform design is available as a men’s t-shirt on Libertas Bella in 4 colors!

Conspiracy Theory Men's T-shirt

Here’s a little hypothetical for you: Suppose you have an uncle named Sam. It’s a plausible scenario so far but bear with us.

Now, Sam is a bit of a character. He has been known to conduct medical experiments on other people here and there. He once wanted to see just how bad the symptoms of syphilis could become, so he located a bunch of farmers who already contracted it and kept an eye on their progress. He didn’t tell these farmers that they had the disease, nor did he inform them when treatment for it became available. As we said, Sam’s a character!

Sam has drugged people with LSD so he could watch their minds unravel through secretly placed two-way mirrors. He has administered powerful electroconvulsive therapy on his test subjects until they could no longer speak, but in Sam’s defense, it was only because he was trying to develop a more effective mind-control technique. And whenever Sam injected people with plutonium or forced them to stand in a mustard gas chamber, it was only for the greater good as well.

And sure, maybe Sam has sold machine guns to criminals so he could see where they wind up, killed thousands of people by intentionally poisoning alcohol, and smuggled a few hundred Nazis into the country.

But here’s what we’re driving at: Just because your Uncle Sam actually did all of these things, you would have to be some kind of wack job conspiracist to believe he’s still up to no good. Just read the news about himself that Uncle Sam sanctions – you’ll see he’s now a real stand-up guy.

Grab your Conspiracy Theory Men’s T-Shirt from The Burning Platform collection on Libertas Bella in the following colors: Vintage Black, Heather White, Vintage Navy, and Vintage Royal.

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Author: Libertas Bella

Libertas Bella. It’s Latin for “beautiful liberty." We chose the name for a few reasons, one of them being that we cherish liberty whether it’s our own or anyone else’s. Libertas Bella has been featured on FEE.org, LewRockwell.com, Activist Post, PJ Media, and ZeroHedge.

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Call me Jack
Call me Jack
March 17, 2022 6:22 pm

Sam is an erratic,lying,stealing,embezzeling,meddleing,vicious drunk.He has a lot of lazy,useless,totally dependent relatives.The rest of us in Uncle’s extended family just try to avoid him.

mark
mark
March 18, 2022 11:36 am

I was talking with a 25 year buddy on the big picture of what is going on in the world…and TSHTF was coming soon.

He gave me a baleful look and his exact words were: “Well Mark you have been ‘OUT THERE’ for a long time but”… (He has heard it before).

I immediately cut him off by shooting a hand up in the air with a snappy spread finger TRAFFIC COP STOP gesture making direct eye contact with him and said firmly:

“Yes I have have…and I have been right on everything”!

He was silent…because I believe he is finally waking up on many, many former conspiracies that are now realities unless you remain up to your nose in the propaganda, brainwashing and dumbing down. I have sent him indisputable evidence (many TBP threades and comments)…and he is finding some on his own.

I can’t get him to read: ‘Killing Uncle Sam’, or ‘The Killing of the Planet’ or the ‘Creature from Jekyll Island’ or ‘Confusion in the Cosmos’ or ‘The Committee of 300’ etc. etc. etc. he just won’t read them.

We have argued or discussed/debated, the JFK hit, the Fed (I had to explain their real history to him…and many other facts about their Cabal con), 911 (he acts like his head will explode when I tell him the truth), the difference in between Con Trails and Chemtrails…he just refuses to accept it, the reality of DEW weapons frying Californians alive sleeping in their homes or driving desperately to escape in their cars, the USS Liberty bombing (he had never heard of it until I detailed the treachery from Israel and Johnson) or that Michele Obama is really Big Mike and has a dick…etc. etc. etc.

He has tried to convince me that once all the RINOs are voted out our best strategy is yada, yada, yada….

I gave him a 55 gallon water drum two years ago for his family…but it still sits empty in the rafters of his work shop. He did a bunch of computer work for me (the guy has an IQ off the charts) and I paid him with a bucket of freeze dried rice.

I think I’ll buy one of these shirts and wear it the next time he and his wife come over…just for grins.