WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

wildwest
Willy looking for a new rope and a horseshoe, Christmas style

 

nope
I see NOPES everywhere

 

bunny
I was confused, I thought it was a rabbit costume

 

cool
Yep, coolest one I’ve so far in Walmart

drag
Yep, He’s calling for some other guy to drag the kid in place of him

 

dog
Apparently she is not dangerous to play with.

 

dude
Dude is playing stone age and new world combined in one era.

 

portabe
When you need to go, you need to go!

 

itch
Well I do this sometimes.

 

kermit
I’m confused about the suit.

 

yoh
This man is ready for an after party of ballerinas.

 

leak
Ah Ma’am there is something wrong with your pants

 

ape
Too early for the planet of the apes.

 

barnet
Hiding dinosaurs at Walmart is cool nowadays.

 

cow
Even the guy in the red shirt couldn’t believe his eyes.

 

hiphop
Too lazy to put it up.

 

tf
Barney in disguise as a plastic bag

 

granpayr
I want one!

 

class
When you gotta go shopping at a limited time and grab the nearest jeans.

 

googoogaga
He forgot to change is diapers on the way there.

 

For more freaks go to People of Walmart

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9 Comments
Red River D
Red River D
March 26, 2022 10:55 am

Take off and nuke the site from orbit.

It’s the only way to be sure.

brian
brian
March 26, 2022 11:09 am

We avoid wallies ever since they announced their support for the lgbtwvzx whatever. But when our son was living in Santa Rosa we went to one. Walked in, went down one aisle came back the aisle opposite it and out the door. There were so many freaks we’d thought we’d accidentally walked into a mental asylum.

I used to think the walmart freaks was just people around holiday times dressing up etc… nope, I were wrong… These people have no shame and are mentally ill, or demonically oppressed, which I lean towards more so…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 26, 2022 12:00 pm

The dude in the blue suit with the matching hat is wearing a pattern identical (but in blue) from the carpeting in The Shining.

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His wearing of the Apollo sweater is claimed by some to be Kubrick’s hat tip to his work on faking the Apollo landings, etc. But of course that’s a whole other discussion.

And isn’t the dude in the red dress our new Sec. of Agriculture?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 26, 2022 12:31 pm

HOW did you spot the carpet?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
March 26, 2022 1:26 pm

Have watched the movie many times, found the carpet design interesting, and have read many discussions about this sweater and its calculated placement in Kubrick’s movie. And the sweater only appears in this scene on this carpet.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
March 26, 2022 7:00 pm

I thought of another movie too with the red shoes giant bunny costume.
Not “Harvey”, but “Donny Darko” another great film.
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musket
musket
March 26, 2022 5:31 pm

In reality their basic operating problems are slowly kicking them to the curb. At any one visit 25% to 40% of what was on your grocery list is not on the shelves, the floors are dirty beyond compare and the staff (young and stupid) are walking around in threes with their recycled bottle vests smackin’ that gum and playing with a smart phone.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  musket
March 26, 2022 9:50 pm

I thought Walmart’s problem was that they get all their personnel referrals from the NAACP.

david
david
March 27, 2022 7:24 am

“I’m confused about the suit”

Aw isn’t that so cute? 3 generations of insane females. …but I repeat myself