If You Have To Lie, Get A Gorgeous Woman To Do It For You

Via The Blue State Conservative

If You Have To Lie, Get A Gorgeous Woman To Do It For You: Desperate Biden Stoops To New Lows

While Putin rains bombs on Ukrainian civilians and your daily work commute costs more than a European vacation, Jen Psaki took a break from her daily exercise in pushing lies on ever gullible White House Press Corps to meet with TikTok “influencers:”

“White House officials, including National Security Council staffers and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, met with the group of about 30 top TikTok influencers over a Zoom call to discuss the situation, The Washington Post reported.”

A word to the young: “influencer” is not a thing. The people who are allowed to influence your opinion should not be on TikTok. The people who influence you should be called “your parents,” “your teachers” (at least a couple, one would hope), or “an inspiration.” If you are influenced by people hanging out on TikTok, you are a moron.

And the Biden administration knows it.  That is the reason they did not go to The Heritage Foundation to discuss the war in Ukraine.  When Ron DeSantis needs to inform US citizens on a matter of great concern, he holds a discussion with the brightest experts in the field.  Joe Biden holds a discussion with the dumbest people on Earth, in hope that even dumber people are taking notes.

Some of the people on TikTok still don’t know how World War II ended.  Remember how Tucker Carlson said we shouldn’t care about Ukraine because people can’t find it on the map?  TikTok “influencers” were the people he was talking about.  And now, they are “discussing” US foreign policy with the top echelons of our government.  We are in good hands, everybody!

“Other TikTok stars who were invited were Jules Terpak, who has more than 270,000 followers, and Ellie Zeiler, who has more than 10.5 million followers.”

There is nothing that Ellie Zeiler sells that a juvenile delinquent who lives in his parents’ basement and has trouble finding his underwear wouldn’t buy.  Women who look like Ellie Zeiler are putting drug cartels out of business because they put young men in a trance faster than crack.  Here is what our “top foreign policy expert” named Ellie is selling this time:

“I had the opportunity to ask the White House why gas down the street is $7 and here’s what they said. The obvious reason: we are getting out of a two-year pandemic. When use goes up, price goes up.

But the call was predominantly about Ukraine and Russia, so how does that relate? Russia is one of the top three producers of oil, and it is actually their number-one revenue source. Now, with Putin starting this horrific fight between Ukraine and Russia, nobody wants to work with him and do international trade. So, with people being scared of war and limited resources, prices are bound to go up as well.”

Great job, Ellie! It was almost as enlightening as the show called “Kamala explains it all:”


There is only one question Ellie forgot to ask. On the day of Joe Biden’s inauguration, a gallon of gas cost $2.50 on average. One week before Putin invaded Ukraine, gas prices had risen to $3.54 a gallon. There was no war then, so why such a big jump in only 13 months? If you are interested in the real story, you might find out here.Ellie Zeiler is young, perky, and unqualified; and she does not ask awkward questions. If she was a woman of color she’d have all the qualifications to be your next VP.

If there is one good thing that came out of this debacle, it is this: Joe Biden still understands that sex sells. His advisers may look like this, but when it comes to “youth outreach,” his go-to person is a teenage girl in a short skirt.

If Married With Children has taught us anything:

By Tatyana Larina at Right Wire Report

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9 Comments
Unpretentious
Unpretentious
  Neil M. Dunn
March 31, 2022 8:45 pm

It would be good to send that Rucker article out to the younger TikTok-ers for, at least, another perspective. However, the young ones would not take the article seriously because the post only has 31 likes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2022 7:45 pm

“While Putin rains bombs on Ukrainian civilians” right out of the gate.
Stopped reading immediately.
FFS.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
March 31, 2022 8:17 pm

Zeiler? Terpak?
Sounds like a disease:

Fuck me, I’ve got Zeiler-Terpak syndrome!

fujigm
fujigm
April 1, 2022 12:39 am

I’d tok that.

Oh, and,
Z (it’s been banned).
So Z again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 1, 2022 1:42 am

I wonder how much these girls will sell for in the post-apocalyptic slave markets?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 1, 2022 2:35 am

I think they’re hoping the then-King will keep them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 1, 2022 9:02 am

Must be trick of the camera. Head looks way big for the shoulders.

rhs jr
rhs jr
April 2, 2022 12:04 am

Any content above the 5th Grade level goes over the Democrat’s heads so it’s really ` about presentation for them, and she has got presentation. I appreciate the lack of tattoos, bling in the nose, slang, rap crap, etc. I think the woman that does Gravitas has brains, looks, and current content we aren’t getting on most US media.