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That should be punishable by death.
Liberalism…
Maybe it was up Joe’s arse?
Maybe , how about it was and it got stuck.
Look at the 2nd picture in today’s FF.
It’s cloven, just like his hooves. Happens to all demons eventually.
His reptilian archon is slipping.
Rectum? They damn near killed ’em.
All joking aside, isn’t the word boneless superfluous in this context?
All I know is my rectum shall always be boneless.
Sorry, Bob, “butt” this is f.f.
is he getting ready to sniff Buttplug?
and in honor of the day….
The harvesting of spaghetti from a ‘vine’ on the ceiling of Lo Spiedo, an Italian restaurant in London, 1961. The ceremony is in response to a hoax broadcast by ‘Panorama’ on April Fools’ Day 1957, in which broadcaster Richard Dimbleby reported on the growing of spaghetti trees in Switzerland.
https://www.history.com/news/april-fools-day-greatest-pranks
Feel good video of the day.
Warms your heart.
Beyond average…
thanks, hardscrabbled.
Agreed
No. That’s a car jacking … gone right.
I watched that at least 10 times and it has yet to get old.
That fixed it
Car jacking gone right.
What went wrong?
Looks like it went well to me.
Maybe just my perspective…
And the dude kept on driving.
All’s right with the world.
DEI:
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion…
more like,
Diversion, Evilness, Indoctrination
It appears that you may have a dyslexia problem. Or maybe not. Just sayin’.
The yes group should never be allowed to procreate; the species is weak enough as it is. Any sex they can have should be limited to a bone in the rectum.
Inverted?
sideways.
Aprils Fools Day, Simpsons style…
If this isn’t Gary Larson, it’s someone with the same wonderfully twisted brain.
I thought I had every cartoon that Larson ever put out. I certainly don’t remember this one.
Not Larson.
I christen her the USS Fuckable.
That’s probably the best line I have heard from you all these years Bob.
What else can that bottle do?
Wow, did he ever get hammered.
When you look up “nutsacked” in the dictionary, this vid shows up.
When you look up “nutsacked” in the dictionary and it has this vid to define it.
(male bashing)^2
her friends and family never knew she had such a deep seated hatred of men….they all said “she seemed like such a nice girl”
A new interpretation of the “ye ole ball and chain.”
Old too soon, yes; wise, never for the vast majority. Like, the 59% who think men can get pregnant will always be stupid.
Just horse around with pregnant men.
Some of us are wise and some are otherwise.
This is Friday Fail.
Daddy’s home!
Foul balls
Strike two.
His cup runneth over.
Hey, Ketanji, this is a woman.
I’m thinking of a middle eastern animal.
Middle eastern biting snatch fish?
Where’s the 4th finger on those hands?
It turned into a toe.
It’s that damned mouse again.
nice shoes
S&W has one I thought would be good for the wife.
She could not make it fire, her hands just could not depress the safety level in the heel.
Sig Sauer P2380 solved that proble..
Nice choice.
I have several pistols, but I’m partial to revolvers myself.
YMMV.
My bear gun is a stainless 44 mag. revolver.
Taurus Raging Bull.
Can’t afford an FTF when your waiting in the charge to make sure you shoot them in the nose…
S__t creek is a lot bigger than I thought…
Whale lands on canoe search results;
WTF?
Whoopi? Is that you?
Hell.
I even offend those that do give a fuck about me.
A thumbs-up cut of meat!
Yes nkit, it was worth repeating.
A thumbs-up cut of meat!
Vicious high side.
Low side. Initally, anyway.
I knew their father.
I guess it really doesn’t matter what sex they are.
“Thou Shalt Not…”
Maybe it’s the chair that looks like a dentist’s, but I want to fill her cavity.
She makes some good points.
Eyes for thighs…
gaposis is just frosting.
Excellent wife prospect.
Ehefrau Aussicht!