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If a generous relative says he will send you $500k, but can only be in one of the following forms, which do you choose?

1) cash

2) gold

3) bitcoin

4) land

5) AAPL shares

6) any bond of your choice

Which do you pick – and why?

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pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
April 4, 2022 12:44 pm

If I get to pick it, land….Otherwise, gold but only in collectible gold coins…

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
  pyrrhuis
April 4, 2022 1:00 pm

agree with both, but would forego the neumismatic value coins for bullion, when the chips are down no one will care how rare a coin is, just the purity and weight

Anonymous
Anonymous
  pyrrhuis
April 4, 2022 10:45 pm

Yall ain’t that bright lmao.

Cash is the only answer and the correct answer.

It provides flexibility to buy anything.

Yall will always be poor lmao

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 5, 2022 1:15 am

Cash is nothing more than a note that entitles you to buy something of it’s indicated value, with it’s true value fluctuating. It’s not true wealth, it’s tertiary wealth. The best answer here would be Land or Gold.

Kevin
Kevin
April 4, 2022 12:45 pm

Land.
Grow food on it. Raise animals on it. Sell/use/trade resources from the land.

motley
motley
April 4, 2022 12:47 pm

Freeze dried food.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 4, 2022 12:49 pm

gold.. some of which would be promptly exchanged for land and the means to defend it.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Anonymous
April 4, 2022 4:05 pm

Agree but probably all of it for good farmland with water in rural East Tennessee.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
April 4, 2022 1:22 pm

I’d take the cash. The dollar is still King because of convenience. It’s easier to use the cash to buy gold, crypto, stocks, land etc. than the other way around. The others are better stores of value but they’re more inconvenient for transactions.

brian
brian
April 4, 2022 1:35 pm

Get paid… BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA…

My income last year was $2260.00 Up from last years income of $2057.00. Forgot what being paid was actually like…

In a hundred years I might be able to buy an acre of dirt… I better start saving now…

Warren
Warren
April 4, 2022 1:36 pm

Give me land, lots of land.

Scot
Scot
April 4, 2022 1:39 pm

The problem with choosing land is: which land? Land in Antarctica? Land that he paid too much for?

Warren
Warren
  Scot
April 4, 2022 3:25 pm

A.older woman that I knew, had a land grant framed and on her wall. I asked her about it. She said that it was for land granted to an ancestor of hers who fought in the war of 1812. But it turned out to be worthless as apparently the land sank under the Mississippi River after an earthquake.

Toujours Pretr
Toujours Pretr
  Scot
April 4, 2022 3:33 pm

And in these times a plan to defend it.

ICE-9
ICE-9
April 4, 2022 1:43 pm

Sign up with your employer to get paid in land and they will give you title to a sand bar.

BL
BL
April 4, 2022 2:08 pm

NEWS FLASH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

New Mexico has just passed a law for legal weed. ANYONE 21 y/o or over may purchase up to 2 oz. per purchase (damn).

New Mexico may soon be the happiest state in America.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  BL
April 5, 2022 9:44 am

Why do you think that’s a good thing?
If you wanna smoke pot, then smoke pot!
I don’t understand why you kids today crave the government’s imprimatur for your pursuit of happiness.

If you think this is a blow for freedumb, you need to flush out your headgear.
The bureaucrats are furiously writing thirty thousand pages of new regulations regarding every conceivable aspect of who, what, when, where, and why you are now “allowed” to toke up.

At some point, the penalty for having untaxxed marijuana will be ten times worse than simple possession ever was.

But by all means, go ahead and use your Citi card to buy a lid or two.
Then see what happens the next time you sign the federal 4473 form.

m
m
April 4, 2022 2:14 pm

$500,000 – that would be about 250 oz., or 7.5 kg gold.

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 4, 2022 3:15 pm

Generously and often. Other than that I’m not picky.

Mustang
Mustang
April 4, 2022 4:27 pm

Cash. Then I would buy Dividend Paying Stocks and Interest Bearing Bonds. $500K × 7% return is $35K a year. I need the cash.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
April 4, 2022 4:31 pm

Right now, today. Gold or Roubles.

General
General
April 4, 2022 5:08 pm

First choice gold. Untaxable and untraceable.

Second choice. Bitcoin. Can be converted to anything else.

Land. Too variable and can be taxed.

Cash and bonds are debt instruments, which I avoid

Ottomatik.
Ottomatik.
April 4, 2022 5:23 pm

BTC. Then I would trade for Eth. Eth is the coin of the realm for the decentralized world computer. The applications that are running and being developed for the Web 3 environment create utility that will ensure longevity. Further, Eth 2.0 will launch this summer reducing the gas fees substantially enough for low brow users to enjoy.

mileytheduchess
mileytheduchess
April 4, 2022 5:41 pm

Land. I’ll take as much land around here as I can get my hands on. Mostly to keep developers at bay. The question is, how much can I do to keep our immediate area semi-rural?

DixieFlyer
DixieFlyer
April 4, 2022 6:38 pm

As long as you are getting $500K it doesn’t matter what form it is in. That is like asking which weighs more, a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DixieFlyer
April 5, 2022 3:27 am

it still matters what form it’s in.. the pound of rocks fits neatly into a pocket, the pound of feathers fills a whole sack.

Mel
Mel
April 4, 2022 7:31 pm

Gold, because it’s then redeemable for any of the other choices.

Although, DixieFlyer is right…..I don’t think I would be too picky about it…..

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 4, 2022 8:40 pm

Can I just get paid in craft beer and liquor?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 4, 2022 10:39 pm

6) any bond of your choice

Bondmaids! You can never go wrong with slave-girls.

Smedley Mulcher
Smedley Mulcher
April 5, 2022 8:37 am

7) Heirloom Seeds

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
April 5, 2022 9:52 am

9mm and .223 rounds are both fungible commodities, right?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
April 5, 2022 4:48 pm

Gold. Real money, store of value, fungible, accepted everywhere.
I would immediately go and exchange it for silver. Rounds, 90% coins, Amer. Eagles.