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44 Comments
CCRider
CCRider
April 13, 2022 8:30 am

Give that bird a cigar.

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 13, 2022 8:35 am

The President’s brain continues to seep from his ear. This seems to explain the various word salads emanating from his mouth.

Winchester
Winchester
April 13, 2022 8:44 am

Bird > Biden

Ghost
Ghost
  Winchester
April 13, 2022 12:05 pm

>Burden

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ghost
April 13, 2022 4:24 pm

“Too bad cows can’t fly.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 13, 2022 8:45 am

“How can you tell he’s a king?

“He hasn’t got shit all over him…”

Obbledy
Obbledy
  MrLiberty
April 13, 2022 5:02 pm

King eh?….well I didn’t vote for you…….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 13, 2022 8:46 am

Bird does what 330,000,000 Americans wish they could do.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 13, 2022 9:46 am

But someplace besides his coat

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 13, 2022 10:03 am

That looks like Monica Lewinski’s dress after she had a private meeting with Bill Clinton.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
April 13, 2022 11:32 am

If all 330,000,000 of us got the chance, I don’t think that you would need to be super accurate in your aim. I say let’s give it a go!!!!

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jo
jo
  MrLiberty
April 13, 2022 10:57 am

Ding!Ding!Ding!

Hal P
Hal P
April 13, 2022 8:55 am

What’s left of biden’s brains are leaking out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 9:04 am

I asked for a necklace

Bob P
Bob P
April 13, 2022 9:16 am

To shit on a huge pile of shit seems superfluous

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 9:45 am

Picture worth a thousand words…can’t make that sh!t up

CrossingTheRubicon
CrossingTheRubicon
April 13, 2022 9:54 am

The American stain

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 10:06 am

” Kids these days! my son hunter, (smartest man i know) Still trying to COOK in my jacket. WHEN will that kid learn the proper formula/technique to ‘rock’ it?”

Sam
Sam
April 13, 2022 10:18 am

Thar she blows!

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
April 13, 2022 10:35 am

Not a caption, but given the continual negative results to America from Biden’s handler’s actions, it’s appropriate that the bird poop eventually hit his American flag pin.

OriginalDan
OriginalDan
April 13, 2022 10:49 am

From Russia with love

jo
jo
April 13, 2022 10:55 am

[From the Steve Martin SNL skit “Wild & crazy guys”]:
“I break with thee…I break with thee…I break with thee…and then we toss bird poop all over his suit!”

daddy Joe
daddy Joe
April 13, 2022 10:56 am

The only justice left in the world.

rhs jr
rhs jr
April 13, 2022 11:10 am

A birdie with a yellow bill shit upon the POTUS imbecile.

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
April 13, 2022 11:15 am

Is that the corner!

Doohickey
Doohickey
April 13, 2022 11:28 am

Bird thinking “Damn, I missed his head”.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 13, 2022 11:35 am

What fell out of Hunter’s nose when they hugged.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 11:56 am

I did that. You know…the thing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 11:56 am

Biden tests positive for Bird Flew.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
April 13, 2022 12:23 pm

Bird craps on old fossil.

Suds
Suds
April 13, 2022 12:44 pm

Pigeon: “I ain’t waitin’ until they erect a statue for this shit here.
Bombs away! …BULLSEYE!”

willem
willem
April 13, 2022 12:45 pm

“Dang drones!….”

Stucky
Stucky
April 13, 2022 12:52 pm

Mamma bird scolding baby bird for what he done did; “I told you to go shit on a stick, not a dick!”

Anon
Anon
April 13, 2022 1:31 pm

“Oopsies…. ice cream dribble, again. Jill says I can have some more later if I’m a good boy and finish all my dinner”

BIYFJDWI
BIYFJDWI
April 13, 2022 2:14 pm

Can you identify the real POS?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 3:20 pm

C’mon man after all I have done for birds.
Must be a Republican bird
Trump told him to do this

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 13, 2022 3:22 pm

I thought he was a statue

Hans
Hans
April 13, 2022 3:26 pm

All the lyrics from Jethro Tull “Aqualung”:

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Hans
April 13, 2022 5:21 pm

100%.

Dan208
Dan208
  Administrator
April 13, 2022 5:40 pm

This is a message from the first bird coming home to roost. Stand by for more.

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
April 13, 2022 6:40 pm

Birds proving they’re smarter than 40% of American voters…

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
April 14, 2022 12:07 pm

Two pieces of shit.

Three if you count the lapel pin.