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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:07 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
April 22, 2022 4:55 pm

please ask an associate for help with items on the top shelf…

looked like a lot of top shelf liquor.:(

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 6:33 pm

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Tomorrow; ketchup red.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
April 23, 2022 5:15 pm

Kind of cute…….apparently not very bright though.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:58 pm

Your tax dollars at waste.

GT Void
GT Void
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 8:29 pm

Especially since it is CGI, wires and there is no In-space ISS, yet NASA bilks us of $60 mil A DAY to make you believe that there is. Slush fund for the elite and all astroNOTS are free masons.

GT Void
GT Void
  GT Void
April 23, 2022 7:34 pm

Awww, ignorance is bliss for -2 people.

motley
motley
  nkit
April 22, 2022 5:31 pm

Yeah. On special effects.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:59 pm

That’s why they are called Great Pyrenees.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 2:15 pm

I think Great Tacklers would be more apropos.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:16 pm

And if he gets squished, there’s a billion more of them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 23, 2022 10:33 am

Here comes the sole train.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:09 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 3:54 pm

Ohh.. Chinese lushmore…

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:10 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:01 pm

Here in the US, the government would purchase a $200,000 hoist truck to do the job and the truck would likely break the street in the process costing tens of thousands more in repairs.

GT Void
GT Void
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 8:34 pm

Don’t forget the union pricing for labor and kickbacks for the bosses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
April 23, 2022 8:05 am

Only after LGBTQ training classes, all ten courses.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
April 24, 2022 10:35 am

….and then there would be 6 guys standing around while 2 do the work.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:19 pm

Okay, we need to cut back their food stamps.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 3:55 pm

Ohhh… hell… no…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 22, 2022 6:42 pm

Damn, Twanesha, you twerk me horny.
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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:12 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:47 pm

Sweetheart, you don’t need to put a gun to my head to get me to eat your panties!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Phil
April 22, 2022 2:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
April 23, 2022 1:04 am

stupid ass

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 22, 2022 9:40 pm

Awesome movie (in French).
Hands down on the acrobatic stunts.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:02 pm

Why?

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 2:21 pm

His other choice was a lap dance from Hillary.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 5:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:23 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
April 23, 2022 5:25 pm

Remember 2 weeks ago we saw little Billy when I told him it wouldn’t hurt to shoot himself in the balls, I even promised. This was Billy all growed up and he fell for it again.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:14 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:02 pm

Why not?

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 2:22 pm

Because now his big bastard cellmate will be doing that to his balls tonight.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:05 pm

There was an officer-involved shooting one afternoon in Atlanta. On the opposite side of the freeway, I counted 324 squad cars headed to the area (and there are two more major freeways that were likely filled with cops as well. According to the news, they came from like 13 surrounding counties. For one cop shot. If you were shot, you’d be lucky to get an ambulance and paper pusher showing up to fill out a form while you were in the hospital.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 23, 2022 8:08 am

Gangs take care of their own.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:24 pm

Why, nkit?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
April 22, 2022 6:50 pm

Because he likes martinis?
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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 3:56 pm

Nice tits…. oh wait….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
April 22, 2022 6:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:17 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
April 22, 2022 1:48 pm

I think at their age they’re more excited about all the milk they could get from her.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 23, 2022 5:29 pm

Bridget b4 she started doing calendar pics.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:09 pm

Make the old lady Hillary, Pelosi, Birx, Widmer, that whore from the Washington Post who went after the Libs of TickTok woman, Lori Lightfoot, the governor of NY, or countless other deserving women, and you likely would get nothing but upvotes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 9:31 pm

Don’t forget Lois Lerner

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 11:08 pm

you’d get people lined up for blocks and paying for it

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:10 pm

Kicking back, enjoying the demise of CNN+ and Disney.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 5:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 22, 2022 11:09 pm

must be time to eat

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:26 pm

How Ming lures tonight’s dinner.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:30 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
April 22, 2022 3:57 pm

Take your pup for a drag.

GT Void
GT Void
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
April 22, 2022 8:38 pm

My dog plays tug-o-war by grabbing the rope, rolling to her back and has me drag her around the yard.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:36 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:15 pm

Richard Pryor did a great skit about his freebasing accident in which he set himself on fire and was left horribly scarred. He said that his friends would try and blow off how he looked saying things like “say Richard, that’s a strange tattoo” regarding the scars on his neck, etc.

Made me think that down the road, this boor bastard is going to encounter someone who is going to say “hey, that’s a strange tattoo” and he is going to respond…”no, that’s my vagina…”

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  MrLiberty
April 23, 2022 10:28 am

Donate generously to the Ignited Negro College Fund.
A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:28 pm

He needs to get laid.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 22, 2022 11:10 pm

blue balls????

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:16 pm

Sport? It would be for a purpose for sure, not just sport.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 2:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 2:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2022 3:00 pm

All the gunner needs now is one of those “maps to the stars homes…”

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
April 22, 2022 5:59 pm

There would be 2 levels of licensure. 1 for sport and 1 for bounty.

fujigm
fujigm

Free men don’t need government license to hunt.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:53 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
April 23, 2022 8:06 pm

Nobody understand USA politics without understanding this statement. All lies. All fake.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 1:57 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 6:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:36 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
April 22, 2022 8:43 pm

Doggo contracted for half of whatever the kid takes.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 24, 2022 10:42 am

“Just stand still……I’m telling y…….stand still…..I’m telling you, nobody will believe we did this, really, I promise.”

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:03 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 22, 2022 6:03 pm

Can I choose her gender………..female…….yes…female.

nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 22, 2022 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 22, 2022 2:10 pm

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