The Greatest Of All American Philosophers… The Incomparable George Carlin

Via The Blue State Conservative

Over the centuries, America has been blessed with more than its fair share of comedians. The exceptional ones often made their name harpooning politicians and politics in general. It’s fair to say some of the best of those skewers were more expert in irony, cynicism, and sarcasm than knee-slapping, pie-in-the-face comedy. Quoting Saul Alinsky, “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” especially when aimed at all things political. Nowhere is there a better, bigger target-rich environment.

In his final years, George Carlin (1937-2008) rose from Top 40 DJ and TV’s “Hippy-Dippy Weatherman” to the pinnacles of popularity, foremost among those who could speak unvarnished truth to power and get belly-laughs, standing O’s, and serious respect for his words and insights.

Some of his best lines have become scripture describing the tawdry reality of politics, politicians, and the elite. Possibly his most notorious and prescient…

“They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests.

That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money.

They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you, sooner or later, ’cause they own this fucking place. It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe.

All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy.” 

And in a nanosecond, Carlin could switch from machete to scalpel:

“Rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. Sooner or later, the people in this country are gonna realize the government … doesn’t care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare or your safety… It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing. Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.”

Carlin’s compelling zinger is its MOA accuracy made even more devastating with the current increase in unabashed comments from “both sides of the aisle” allegedly separating the liberal psychopaths from the conservative sociopaths. As the eagerly anticipated mid-term elections approach, the professional leeches and remoras of the great DC swamp and cesspool are openly saying ‘The Word That Cannot Be Spoken’: Power; it’s all about power, the tyranny of the majority.

Who has it, wants it, needs, uses it – not to protect the inalienable rights of Life, Liberty, Happiness government is “instituted to secure”, but to advance their self-aggrandizement, fortify their monopoly on power, and, ultimately, wallow in the generous benefits they have ladled on themselves for their ‘public service’ at public expense?

It’s reasonable to assume you are not amazed and appalled this has been the game all along. Unfortunately, the majority of voters won’t be reading this. And an embarrassing number are blissfully unaware those pleading (with big bux) for their vote so they will (insert benevolent action on your behalf here) are liars, shills, and opportunists salivating over the bennies which accrue only to the Elected Anointed.

Carlin’s words should be memorized and spoken, copy and pasted at every opportunity upon encountering fellow travelers who, with adolescent adoration, believe the new or current ‘leader” actually gives a damn or a vote for your kids, rights, welfare, or safety. Ignorance and the lobotomizing fear it breeds are the crack and meth of governments and politicians. Nothing gets the electorate addicted to emotional hysterics, to be personally manipulated, intellectually pliable, and mindlessly obedient.

That power is just as addictive to the User, moving otherwise sentient individuals to sell their souls for the millions it takes to buy the media, the ‘vehicle’, to bring their mind-numbing message to the gullible, apathetic and uninformed, on into the voting booth, rewarding them for their duplicity and fairy tales.

The question that canonizes Carlin’s comments: When has government enacted legislation or regulation that advanced freedom, secured liberty, and survived a subsequent administration of the opposing party? (Spoiler alert: never.) Laws and regulations are the government’s termites that inexorably undermine, consume and destroy the foundations of Freedom. Parchment is a permeable preventative made more ineffective by men, evil or incompetent, to resist the absolutely corrupting love of Power at the expense of their fellow man:

“The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people — white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on — good honest hard-working people continue — these are people of modest means — continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all — at all — at all. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care.

That’s what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes every day. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it’s called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

How sad George Carlin died too soon. What a point man he would have been in the battle of this terminally incompetent and corrupt administration.

If we must suffer a government, George Carlin should have been made president for life. At the very least, the State of the Union address would have been laced with truth and a laugh riot – except for the posers assembled in Congress.

By Brian Wilson

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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 6, 2022 1:50 pm

Such is the way of life on this planet. Comedians utter truths. While politicians give us nonstop lies.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
May 7, 2022 5:10 pm

All comedy is based on truth.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 6, 2022 2:03 pm

Well done Brian ! If your who I think you are we have a mutual acquaintance “Sam” !
I hope you and yours are doing well !
As with most true patriotic Americans you have spent a career warning and calling out what is truly happening in this once great country of ours !
Pity the current administration is proof positive we have up till now failed !
Let’s hope we do not have that front row seat to the TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

Stucky
Stucky
May 6, 2022 2:05 pm

I’d listen to Carlin more often. But, I just can’t get past that filthy mouth of his. It is atrocious.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 2:18 pm

People who use vulgarity more frequently are generally deemed to be more sincere, honest and trustworthy. Just saying.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 2:33 pm

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KB_TX
KB_TX
  Abigail Adams
May 6, 2022 4:00 pm

Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mother fucker!

Red River D
Red River D
  KB_TX
May 6, 2022 5:25 pm

That’s going on a t-shirt.

Should be sold here under the official TBP gear.

(…but it needs a comma in the right place to ameliorate semantic fucking confusion…)

VOWG
VOWG
  KB_TX
May 7, 2022 2:23 pm

Many people can only comprehend profanity.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 4:48 pm

Lol, now that’s fucking funny.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 5:16 pm

Hey, you downvoters! It was SARCASM! Stucks like the potty-mouth of all potty-mouths. Fucking filthy language.

Red River D
Red River D
  Capn Mike
May 6, 2022 5:28 pm

98% of all downvotes around here are the result of failure to rightly identify humor or sarcasm.

VOWG
VOWG
  Red River D
May 7, 2022 2:24 pm

Or just plain stupidity, never rule that out.

Stucky
Stucky
  Capn Mike
May 7, 2022 8:10 am

lol. Amazing, ain’t it?

Tucker Carlson: “Stucky, why do you mess with people’s heads on TBP?”

Stucky: “Cuz it’s so fucken easy.”

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 5:46 pm

I should quote what Eddie Murphy said to Bill Cosby, but you’d say that was filthy too

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Stucky
May 7, 2022 8:28 am

His anti religion stuff bothered me, otherwise he was very astute

VOWG
VOWG
  Stucky
May 7, 2022 2:22 pm

Anger tends to drop the filters, at least with me.

Stucky
Stucky
May 6, 2022 2:12 pm

QUICK POLL:

— UP vote = you agree

— DOWN vote = you disagree

For the record, since I can’t vote on my own post, I vote UP. God “gives a fuck” about very few nations … and America is not one of them. (But, I have no proof of this)

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Red River D
Red River D
  Stucky
May 6, 2022 5:29 pm

I gave you your own upvote.

God gives a fuck about His OWN Nation.

And it is most assuredly NOT the United States of Amaruca.

Stucky
Stucky
  Red River D
May 7, 2022 8:17 am

Thanks, Red.

I must say that I am Totally Surprised by the voting. I fully expected it to be more of a 50-50 split.

I expected that Christians, especially Pre-trib folks, as well as those who call on Jesus to save America to vote down. (BTW, that is NOT a slam on Christian folk … just “facts”, as I see them.)

Marky
Marky
  Stucky
May 7, 2022 2:12 pm

I down voted cause its a stupid question. It makes no sense and its ambiguous and misrepresents what many understand to be God. The wording alone is stupid. God does not “give a fuck” in any way literal or figurative.

Marky
Marky
  Marky
May 7, 2022 2:23 pm

The God I believe in searches the hearts of men. As far as nations are concerned: Revelation 11:18
And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and the
m that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.

CCRider
CCRider
May 6, 2022 2:28 pm

I own exactly one autographed picture: George Carlin. We was about 10 years older than me and I followed him from his Ed Sullivan years until the day he died. He was for me sort of like an older brother. He helped you grow and understand. There was a parallel major influence during that time. It was the Beatles. They started with the silly “She Loves You” stuff but when you heard “Rubber Soul” you realized they had turned a corner. With Carlin, there was the same awakening. When he cut his “AM FM” album you knew he was off the plantation. I know he had a preexisting heart condition but I always wondered if they killed him. If ever there was an “enemy of the state” it was George Carlin.

Leah
Leah
  CCRider
May 6, 2022 11:00 pm

Same. I wonder if he was killed because heart problems are so hard to mimic. endsarc. Yeah .

zappalives
zappalives
May 6, 2022 3:05 pm

A brilliant AMERICAN !

mr keebassa
mr keebassa
May 6, 2022 3:09 pm

With few exceptions, nearly everyone in my general area are Liberal. They are concerned about one thing and one thing only – Trump being president again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  mr keebassa
May 6, 2022 3:52 pm

Tell them it doesn’t matter in the least who is president.

Long Time Lurker
Long Time Lurker
May 6, 2022 5:19 pm

A fucking scumbag, imo. Let’s kill all the babies, aight?

Long Time Lurker
Long Time Lurker
May 6, 2022 5:25 pm
Mike
Mike
May 6, 2022 6:53 pm

I got to see him live twice. The man was brilliant.