WASHINGTON, D.C.—The official DHS Disinformation Governance Board, more popularly known as the Ministry of Truth, confirmed today their latest disinformation findings: Rachel Levine is a woman.
The declaration occurred at a press conference held this morning at the Ministry’s gigantic, pyramid-shaped, 1000-foot-tall building that towers over Washington.
“There’s a lot of disinformation going around out there, with people pointing out Rachel Levine’s low voice register, prominent Adam’s apple, and propensity to not ask for help at Home Depot,” said Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas standing at a towering lectern in front of a banner reading “War Is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Rachel Levine Is A Woman.”
“These are all hallmarks of classic Russian disinformation campaigns designed to destabilize our society and help Putin beat us.”
Other pieces of disinformation going around, according to Mayorkas, include the idea that Disney is grooming kids, the claim that inflation is happening, the far-right misinformation campaign painting Joe Biden as a senile, incompetent old boob, the claim that a triangle is a three-sided figure, and the “horribly offensive notion that the grass is green.”
“If you see anyone sharing these ideas, report them immediately.”
At publishing time, Mayorkas had confirmed that anyone who shares the disinformation that Rachel Levine is a man will be called into the Ministry of Love for questioning.
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It would have to be human first.
I make a plea to EVERY TPBer — I’m on my knees here — to never never never ever again post a picture of That Thing.
I thank you.
My dick thanks you.
Can I get an Amen?
Amen ( or at least display a food and beverage warning beforehand.)
Are you sure it’s not like when George Constanza got a massage from a guy and … “it moved”?
Jealousy is a terrible thing Stuck.
You only wish you could generate such revulsion and contempt with just a single snapshot. Work on it.
Be proud of what you are, like Rachel says, “If you don’t think I’m a woman, you can suck my D**K!”
Speaking of narrative manipulation, I notice that the pro-abortion people no longer talk about abortion “to save the life or health of the mother”. They’ve replaced “the mother” with “the woman”. Because “mother” imparts humanity to the child. They’ve obviously been spreading the word amongst themselves that “we’re not saying ‘life of the mother’ anymore”.
The’ve replaced “mother” with what? What is that last term? How are they defining it?
XX=FEMALE
XY= MALE
Trust the science.
Drop her / his Nickers and see the Tuck or the walnuts and little boy.
That is how it is done in the Hospitals. Affirmative proof..
Swingers or Vagina… nothing else is or does exist
Plenty of masterful genital mutilators exist that can create real-looking things between anyone’s legs. The issue should NEVER be about outward appearance as that will only further enable the sports cheaters without applying the proper testing, while further encouraging the fence sitters who haven’t yet permanently destroyed their bodies. It’s about genes, not what’s in them.
To be fair, on extremely rare occasions babies are born with both genitalia with only 1 functional and the doctors have to decide what it is and proceed to cut off/close one or the other. Some born with a micro penis. That would suck. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/ambiguous-genitalia/symptoms-causes/syc-20369273
This fact alone, although there are thousands of other examples, proves that the people placed in power over us are absolutely batshit crazy…..and the rest of the world knows it and are planning accordingly.
Ersatz admiral RICHARD Levine is a fat, ugly man in a dress. He can shove his phony admiral stripes up his mangina.