WASHINGTON, D.C. — AOC is still being held 1 day after her high-profile arrest at the Supreme Court building, as Capitol Police have confirmed that they misplaced the invisible key for her invisible handcuffs.
“Well, this is embarrassing,” said Capitol Police Chief Ingrid Surrection. “We always misplace our invisible key! Whose idea was it to make it invisible, anyway?”
Sources say AOC is still standing in front of the Supreme Court, her hands invisibly bound together as the invisible police car also never showed up to take her to jail. “I remain committed to bravely fighting for the fundamental human right to kill babies,” said the Congresswoman. “I will stay here for as long as it takes, but I hope the police find the key soon. I have to go to the bathroom.”
At publishing time, Capitol Police found the invisible handcuffs back at the station and realized no one had ever actually handcuffed AOC. They are currently taking bets to see how long she’ll stand there until she figures it out.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
God bless the Bee.
Mockery is all these fucks deserve until we get to the lamp posts.
Mockery is more painful to them than it is to any other creature in the known universe.
And more deserved, too.
Till we GET more lamp posts.
Only thing missing? A scrub brush.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Admin: I also posted this on The Good Old Days.
I’m driving tomorrow from NH to Marriot in Bensalem, PA. Then to a wedding Saturday at a church in Jenkintown. And then to reception in Bryn Athyn. Should I expect to encounter joggers with bad intentions? TIA.
Those are relatively safe sections outside Philly. You should be fine.
Around Center City is okay too.
Just not late at night.
I have two sons matriculating there.
Both carry tho… Surprisingly easy to get a CCP.
So both did. Not terribly worries about da boys.
.45 ACPs
Youngsters who appreciate a good COLT caliber are fine caliber of youngster!!!
My 1911 holds 8+1 rounds of .45acp, but my Glock 19 is 15+1 rounds of +P hollowpoint 9mm. The Indiana mall hero used 10 rounds to stop that bad guy. I’ll stick with my 15+1 for carry.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she was handcuffed at some point during her audition with the donors, prior to being cast as a politician.
That was for a different ‘position’ …
You called it. They all believe in bullshit.
I am amazed that despite temperatures hot enough to melt steel railroad tracks she chose to wear a wool driving coat.
She is unflammable.
Trying to figure that out.
There was certainly a reason.
The Muzzy wore heavy clothes too.
Hiding something under them.
At least the muzzie coat appears to be a summer weight sport coat. AOC’s looks to be wool. Nobody ever said she was the fullest liter in the bar.
This is her actual signature, really. Proof she is an illiterate cunt.
Sigmund Fraud could have spent a long weekend analyzing that autograph.
But since he was just a jewish pervert, he’d probably spend the weekend pestering children.
What more can be said about what a vapid genuinely retarded bitch she is… that hasn’t been said before?
But … there are millions such people in the USA!USA!USA! Singling her out is a bit myopic.
You want to know who should really be mocked incessantly? The PEOPLE who put her in power …..the people in the eastern part of the Bronx and portions of north-central Queens.The country’s Biggest Shithole, the top candidate for a visit from Mr. Sarmat …NOO YAWK SHITTY, and I’m not kidding.
AOC Still Handcuffed By Her Mental Capacity