THE HAGUE — In an unprecedented move to curb emissions and save the planet, the Dutch government has outlawed food. Farmers are being warned to stop producing planet-killing meat and vegetables before it’s too late for Mother Earth to recover.
“When we thought about what was harming the planet the most, we realized it was our own citizens,” said local magistrate Luuk Kneynsberg. “Humans eat food. Food kills the planet. We realized if we just starve everyone to death, the planet will be saved! Brilliant!”
“Yeah, we didn’t expect The Netherlands to go this far,” said EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen. “But we really admire their dedication. Way to go, guys!”
Farmers are being ordered to stop using fertilizer and get rid of their livestock by a set deadline, or their land will be confiscated and awarded to government officials. Farmers have responded by being really, really, mad — a response that has been met with universal condemnation. “How dare they be really mad!” said Kneynsberg.
The Dutch government is negotiating with the farmers, offering them a complimentary pod to live in and a lifetime supply of bugs in exchange for their livelihoods.
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Dutch farmers,vote .308 across the board,tis the only way to be sure.
These “Great Reset” fucks don’t read history apparently.
Starving people become dangerous. Really dangerous
because they have nothing left to lose. Stalin got away with the Holomodor
because the Kulaks had no guns and even still they killed any government agent they could find.
Here in America, if you try to starve us out,
we will line the lot of you up against any and every wall in this country and riddle
you with bullets. No blindfolds or mercy either.
I don’t know the gun laws in The Netherlands, but I’m guessing there are plenty of firearms
to put a great deal of fear into the Rest crowd.
They don’t really expect to starve them, they just need to boot a bunch of people off their land to usher in their dystopian mega city. There the filthy savages will kill each other, so the government doesn’t have to feed them.
“Booting people off their land” is where the rubber will hit the road.
Let’s see what the Dutch famers think about that. I know what American farmers would do.
I know a bunch of them because I help them where I can in exchange for hunting
their land. They are not to be fucked with.
No starving this time. Your belly will be full…of bugs…
This would be funny if it wasn’t what the Dutch government is literally doing.
Humanity announces plan to restore freedom and liberty by eliminating government.
ALL the european countries. australia/new zealand, etc…say 1o places in total.
88 BILLION in arms. To what amount is each entitled?
THAT would certainly help fight Climate Derangement Syndrome.
Fuck Ukraine send weapons to these Dutch men. It’s time they take back their country. By any means necessary.
Why not develop a vaccine against hunger?
They have one, it is the one used for “covid”.
The Bee, once again pointing out the truth as satire.