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22 Comments
Luke
Luke
August 3, 2022 10:38 am

That has to be Hawaii. Official state food, it’s been locked up like that for years.

Iggy
Iggy
  Luke
August 3, 2022 11:17 am

A spam chastity belt

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Luke
August 3, 2022 11:34 am

a can of spam costs more than a steak on the big island.

Mountainrat
Mountainrat
August 3, 2022 12:41 pm

I have never been a fan of Spam, but a friend makes Spam tacos and I’ll be damned if they aren’t delicious.

Smedley Mulcher
Smedley Mulcher
August 3, 2022 12:57 pm

That’s what I call a real spam blocker.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 3, 2022 1:16 pm

Spam bacon is the best stack it deep

Cwill
Cwill
August 3, 2022 1:28 pm

Heck, that is how I keep it in my house.
Otherwise my husband would be opening a can a day.
(We are both from Hawaii).

Cwill
Cwill
August 3, 2022 1:29 pm

🤙

BL
BL
  Cwill
August 3, 2022 1:53 pm

Git yo Spam on Cwill. I sorta like it fried on a sammich.

You do know the Chinese own Spam now….right?

Cwill
Cwill
  BL
August 3, 2022 4:45 pm

Noooooooooo
This is gonna be a hard one…

BL
BL
August 3, 2022 1:50 pm

I read the article a few days ago guys, it is actually in NYC where they are locking up Spam due to shoplifting. Niggahs be hongry these days.

ASIG
ASIG
August 3, 2022 3:17 pm

If you’ve had Spam and Eggs and rice and coffee for breakfast in a restaurant, then I’ll take a wild guess and say you’ve probably been to Hawaii.

KJ is a faggot
KJ is a faggot
August 3, 2022 3:27 pm

I prefer the Swift Premium Ham 1lbs. cans in my prep safe.

Better texture and flavor. Cut thin and air-fried, a good substitute for bacon.

BL
BL
  KJ is a faggot
August 3, 2022 3:57 pm

KJ- You can buy canned bacon that is off the charts delish. It’s not cheap but you won’t have to pretend that you are eating bacon. Except No Substitutes when it comes to bacon. 🙂

KJ is a faggot
KJ is a faggot
  BL
August 3, 2022 4:05 pm

Thanks. Will give it a try. But I do like the air-fried ham.

BL
BL
  BL
August 3, 2022 4:06 pm

Accept no Substitute…..derp. Can’t spell.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  KJ is a faggot
August 3, 2022 4:11 pm

Thanks for the tip.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ is a faggot
August 3, 2022 5:49 pm

“Air-Fried.”? Please.

NOTHING involving Air is fried.

Clearly, ya gotta keurig.

Would agree with the ‘real’ canned ham, Especially now that i know spam is slanted. Unfortunately, the Boss has fond childhood memories. At Least 4, ‘8 pack’ sleeves from Costco left as i recall. Shockingly, they had a SHORTAGE. She Stocked up at the first opportunity, and now, She puts that crap in everything. Is there a Fakebook page for recipes? Had to bring 1 sleeve in for the pantry, 4 last Sunday’s brunch. Been skippin’ the traditional breakfast, 2200 cal, trying to cut down on calories.

BLT substitution. BLETC is my rendition. Spam is a little salty for my taste, in place of the bacon. Concessions must be made. It’s first in the cast iron skillet, stays warm in the oven. Prepared in advance of the cooking, Finely shredded lettuce. Longitudinally, of course. ‘Maters, sliced thin.

Then…
2 eggs, fried in a lake o’ constantly recycled bacon fat. NO flipping’, just swishin’ over with the spatula. Crispy around the edges, yolks still liquid, but not so much that it squirts out when ya bite it. Just a pleasant coating* on everything. Wouldn’t wanna waste any. Cheese, typically Swiss on one, and Extra sharp Cheddar on the other. ANY cheese is better than NO cheese. Lots o’ pepper on the ‘maters. Real mayo, slathered on both inward facing sides of the (4) Wheat toasteses. Keeps the bread from gettin’ soggy. Gross.

Much healthier than white.

A nice stiff drink half and half, OJ (extra pulp, of course) & cranberry. Cleanses the palate.

Concessions You say? NOT a peep when i whip out the Bamix®. REAL Mayo. Sometimes, after emulsification, i even add a SMALL bit of dried Carolina Reapers™, clove or 2 of garlic, or both. the bamix is really easy to clean. Comes with a cylinder for small batches, 2 drops Dawn®, hot water. immerse and ‘blip’ a few times. Repeat with clear water. pull the blade, (comes with a variety) let dry. a tiny bit of food grade silicone grease on the shaft, ready for next time. Duty Cycle unlimited. Burned up 2 cheaper ones, tryin’ to save $. Didn’t even know they had a duty cycle rating, like a welder.

* ’build’ sequence for Best yolk distribution? © & ™

KJ is a faggot
KJ is a faggot
  Anonymous
August 3, 2022 7:07 pm

NOTHING involving Air is fried.

If there is oil/grease on the food, 450 degree air will fry it. Not like deep frying, but still crispy fried.

Have you ever actually used an air-fryer?

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 3, 2022 7:02 pm

Y’all really need to get the spam cookbook.

KaD
KaD
August 3, 2022 10:51 pm

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