WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump’s residence in Mar-a-Lago.
“Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there,” Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. “Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!”
The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.
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for many years libertarians have called 4 dismantling the fbi —
FBI from its inception was weaponized against the constitution which does not allow for federal law enforcement. Fuck all of this unconstitutional government. You all know I am no fan of the constitution because I believe a confederation is clearly superior, but we don’t even follow what we have.
not about hunter but humor from 1993 that could easily be potus–
” lloyd bridges as president”
Haven’t had much to smile about this week. The headline did give me a good chuckle.
Thank you!
Really fuck off conservacucks, there has not been a legitimate government in this country since 1862 at least.