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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:22 pm

I want to see her in the cloth they cut out to make this.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 20, 2022 1:28 am

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:22 pm

Updated to include the “vaccine” it’s now number one.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 20, 2022 12:30 am

See this:
Medical error—the third leading cause of death in the US
https://www.bmj.com/content/353/bmj.i2139.full

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:09 pm

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JC
JC
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:20 pm

Hahah. What parent doesn’t know that sound!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:24 pm

I know from experience, kids have the knack of missing the trash can and hitting Daddy in the face.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:38 pm

Jesus Christ.
Put the kid to bed.
Let him puke.
Roll up the sheets, hose down the kid, throw some new sheets on the bed, and tell him it’s his job next time.
Worked when I was a kid.
Grandma even told me to lie on my stomach.
Gets it out and done with.

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
August 19, 2022 10:49 pm

That’s very useful information for kids today…fuji rox…

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:10 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
August 19, 2022 5:19 pm

It that entirely true? I’ve heard how the Catholics killed many many a people.

Leo D
Leo D
  Glock-N-Load
August 19, 2022 5:39 pm

The Crusades were a response to Muslim conquest…read Raymond Ibrahim…The Sword and Scimitar…

GT Void
GT Void
  Leo D
August 19, 2022 8:13 pm

Muslims were created by the RCC in order to stamp out their competition (Coptics, Essenes, et al), but got out of hand- kinda like the CIA and the Mujahideen that later became the Taliban.

Every tyranny needs their enemy to keep the poeple focused, so voila, the Crusades.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  GT Void
August 19, 2022 10:51 pm

some people are just Void of…. well just Void

GT Void
GT Void
  Anon y mous
August 20, 2022 4:11 pm

Says someone who has done no research on the matter. There a deathbed confession from a cardinal concerning this.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  GT Void
August 20, 2022 5:22 pm

Sources?

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Leo D
August 19, 2022 10:18 pm

Weren’t American Indians forced to convert? Some island nations also?

Phil
Phil
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:56 pm

Jesus had disciples. Mohammed had warriors.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:31 pm

Look at south and north America. Was not in any way Jesus-like.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 19, 2022 8:10 pm

The original pre-RCC christianity was by peace, the RCC version was by war (in order to stamp out the competition and gain ownership), torture and whatever tools the Vatican had at its disposal. They are still doing it today via the Jesuits in a more sneaky, sinister way.

Not to demean the everyday Catholic member who is clueless sheeple, but generally have a good heart and do no harm.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 10:50 pm

My downvote is for islam

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:10 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 19, 2022 5:17 pm

I’d probably do the same thing.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:11 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
August 20, 2022 5:24 pm

Those thighs could kill ya.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:12 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
August 19, 2022 5:12 pm

Hmmm, if I get an older model lesbian can I get it cheaper than $995?

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:14 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 20, 2022 12:44 pm

Clutzy ground-faced.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:12 pm

Now you why .

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:16 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 10:54 pm

is that one of those gremlin things that should not get wet?

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:27 pm

Orangutan bums are a real problem in LA.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 20, 2022 1:34 am

Fuggin’ notters

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:19 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 10:56 pm

She is still very attractive, but wait a few years after she adds another dozen cats

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anon y mous
August 20, 2022 5:05 am

Can you imaging the smell coming from their litterbox?

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:19 pm

and just like that, 10 of thousands of years of evolution come to a “screeching” halt.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:19 pm

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RW
RW
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:52 pm

Royal Flycatcher- native to Mexico, Central America and some South American countries in the north of the continent.

nkit
nkit
  RW
August 19, 2022 10:52 pm

Thx RW… Good to know…

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:56 pm

Potential is obvious!

GT Void
GT Void
  Anonymous
August 19, 2022 9:26 pm

potential or already achieved?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 20, 2022 5:08 am

At first I was grossed out but now find myself aroused.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:19 pm

When life hands you lemons……….

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 19, 2022 8:15 pm

Let the cops chase them now!

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:31 pm

This must mean that I can substitute orange juice for butter on my potatoes.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 19, 2022 8:15 pm

Part of my vegetarian diet… Granted I have it with my steak.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
August 19, 2022 8:38 pm

Steers eat grass and are finished with corn, so nothing but vegetables went into them, so steak is a vegetable

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 19, 2022 9:29 pm

Well, actually, potatoes are not a vegetable but a tuber; however, they are mashed to make make vodka. So consider it a perfectably acceptable side dish for any occasion.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 20, 2022 1:36 am

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:22 pm

Yo! Get out the way bitch!

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:32 pm

Oh, shit, my camel is going to kill me.

RW
RW
  nkit
August 19, 2022 6:55 pm

It was the first call of many calls Abdul was to receive from the goat herd.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 19, 2022 10:55 pm

Can’t believe I posted something so disgusting……

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 20, 2022 1:37 am

I can…..

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 20, 2022 1:54 am

lmao….

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
August 20, 2022 10:22 pm

and the dick is gonna be pristine right?

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:26 pm

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L Lewsor
L Lewsor
  nkit
August 20, 2022 12:58 am

In my next life I would like to be that bicycle seat.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  L Lewsor
August 20, 2022 12:50 pm

By then she will be 74 and …….well, you know.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  L Lewsor
August 21, 2022 3:48 pm

I’d rather come back as the guy who is fucking her.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:27 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 19, 2022 9:57 pm

What’s with the pens?

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:29 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 19, 2022 9:30 pm

I hope he already has his children because he ain’t having any more.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 20, 2022 11:56 am

He got wood.

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:29 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 20, 2022 5:14 am

Would be better with a pit bull in the doorway

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 20, 2022 12:14 am

they tried to capture the rare albino tank but it was not meant to be

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:34 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:24 pm

Creepy.
There are Congress persons lizziefletcher that should have Patriots like this guy, standing vigil outside their domiciles 24/7/365.

Haha…just joking and all..haha

nkit
nkit
August 19, 2022 5:35 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:25 pm

It’s OK for these sort of places to prefer cat over Dog.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 19, 2022 7:31 pm

file:///home/chronos/u-afc58f29c8d403a4895031059d9600d42547c908/MyFiles/Downloads/cbf1f965ea22bbc01942fbaf7f6ee5de–chinese-food-restaurant-funeral-homes.jpg Downtown Longview Texas, a few years ago they actually had prices on the sign. About $1995 in the 90s.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 19, 2022 8:21 pm

The cats in the kettle at the Peking moon

Sung to the tune of cats in the cradle.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 19, 2022 10:06 pm

Yeah, a chinese buffet opened up near my SIL’s home. There had been a been a stray cat problem. Withing a couple of months there wasn’t- hmmm… After that, I guess when the supply ran out, missing cat posters started going up.