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IDEK why I bothered
The redaction of names in that image is also a Fail.
IOW, a two for one F.F.
😊
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNmnroyJSzo
Thanks for posting. Made me think of my mom who passed away in 2019. God how we howled at that scene.
Better her tit than her kid.
Why is mom not seemingly flinching? Silicone?
IDK, but that kid looks like a biter.
Whatever you do, don’t mention Jesus Christ.
Not me, other than necessary visits to my big pharma doctor. I’m breathing my last breath at home, thank you very much. Talking about kids today taking care of us later….
Regarding your ad for a junior developer with a great deal of experience, please see my attached resume:
Bob P Resume
My philosophy:
Fuck off, you cheap bastard
My education and experience:
Enough to know people like you make the planet much shittier, you cheap bastard
Call for references and a good tongue lashing, you cheap bastard
Everyone younger than me is TOO LAZY to take this job.
That’s what’s wrong with America.
not only are they too lazy, but they won’t put their phones down and thus don’t get anything done with a phone in their hand
Every Central Bank.
The Federal Government
Anyone else notice that ever since they replaced East Indians with rodents customer service has gotten a little better?
And what will replace the filipinos? Most of the ones I deal with don’t even speak English — just some form of pidgin —
Is that a Cisco router or a Milwaukee router?
Was that a bridge over a troubled puddle?
No.
It’s a shameless waste of a restorable Dodge Charger.
And the company just announced that they will no longer be making muscle cars at all, so you need to keep what you can find. So long Charger and Challenger!
I mean, think about it. How do you think we got away with blaming the hack of all our client files on Putin and Trump?
Yes Jim, do you have a butter chicken recipe
1200 ACTUAL climate scientists just came out with report signed by them determinig that there has been NO significant warming of our realm Earth. Do you think that will matter?
The Ministry of Truth will be sending that report down the memory hole.
And the Ministry of Love will be contacting you shortly regarding your comment.
I’ll see ya ’round the gulag, comrade.
Mark Steyn has been telling anyone who will listen
that there hasn’t been any warming for 25 years.
it does not matter because it isn’t about climate at all.
Search for Tony Heller on Youtube or Rumble. He uses historical published articles to disprove the climate change myth. His website is RealClimateScience(dot)com.
Vatican residents only.
That is too stupid to not be real.
So it will be for jesuits only who will molest and mind-f*ck your children in the name of the RCC.
I’m sure the ‘tards meant to type in “Latinx”
The dumbfuck libtards pronounce it as Latin X. Tell me, how do you say jinx, ajax, six, or sex? Latinx is prononced; La tingsk. Get it right! You want Latin X, then spell it Latin X.
Latin is a dead language
It’s plain enough to see…
First it killed the Romans,
And now it’s killing me!
It is for Whoopi Goldberg.
oops, didn’t read further and erased.
I’m sure there’s a Man versus Food episode in which it was attempted.
How has that guy not had a heart attack? Does he purge afterwards?
What, no pineapple?
Big Lou’s Pizza in San Antonio
Who’s going to hold them accountable? The cretins in charge? Not a chance. Without a revolution they’ll all get away with it, except maybe for Trump and some low-level flunkies. And even if good people were in charge, what are they going to do: fire all the doctors, nurses, pharmacists, police, etc.? There’s no comeuppance for most of those involved.
You’re probably right…
. . . at least during this lifetime.
But we must do what we can to hold them accountable, and that includes to never forget.
and yet, I’m just obsessing over being able to keep my gas vehicles running before I die?
I like it. Let’s do that.
I’d call that a good start, and one which might get that cohort to sing like the proverbial canary so we have a better chance at getting the others.
No need to fire them.
Just stop using them.
Lack of demand will solve the rest.
But that would be inconvenient, right?
Stop paying them.
I’m 75 y.o. and my big city sister says “yeah, but what happens to us in large towns”? I said, I live on a mountain top in the Ozarks. what do I care what you nuts in commie cities do to yourselves?
The half a dozen of us left that become The Remnant?
Nice sentiment, won’t happen. The Great Reset is chugging along unhindered.
Only until Jesus returns.
Oh my, you have some research to do. Every astological age has a messiah that is just symbolic of the times and the very ancient stories rewritten to reflect the age. The Age of Pisces had Jesus; the previous Age had Moses and back and back it goes.
Don’t get me wrong, there is the Great Creator, but the Bible (and other ancient religious texts) is about astrology and biology encoding knowledge in stories to maintain information to be passed down, on how our bodies and our stars work.
As usual, Void, your comment is void as usual.
Just because you are ignorant don’t take it out on me. This is age-old stuff and plenty of experts who are very religious about the creator will tell you this. You have just been brainwashed, is all.
“If I lived every day as though it were my last…
…there would be a lot of dead motherfuckers.”
I like it.
Unfortunately I’ll lose my license if I recommend it, so you’re just going to have to die. Make sure you pay your bill on the way out.
Drinking baking soda and fresh-squeezed lemon juice in water a few times a day is 10,000 times more effective than chemo for cancer tumors and you get to keep your hair and not die from radiation poisoning. This remedy has been known for over a hundred years.
The doctors are forbidden from telling you this.
Does it have to be water or is bourbon okay?
I think maybe water.
Baking soda and acid.
I don’t know if it cures cancer, but you will belch like nothing ever.
That mixture will produce CO2 in prodigious quantities.
chemistry 101.
In what quantities?
This Trudeau impressionist is quite funny sometimes.
FF poll of the week.
If I want to fuck a sexy female cartoon character, am I a disgusting pervert (thumbs up) or a typical man (thumbs down)?
Have you been hitting the animé at bit much lately again, Bob?
No, but my Little Mermaid video is getting worn out.
ouch Ursula is hot though…
Try the “Frozen” one.
She’s frigid.
So what.
She’s hot.
Jessica Rabbit probably doesn’t count….right? Because that is a human after all at least. And what about Daphne of the Scooby Gang? Come on. That shouldn’t get a down vote.
Velma.
Velma knows things … wondrous things.
Daphne things….
whoops, I thought you said “Wilma” and she’s hot?
What’s this “or” stuff?
Good point. Often the “and” option is better, and usually avoiding a “null sum game” is a win-win-win.
Go watch ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’ … it’s all answered there …
Cool World.
The choice is a redundancy.
Hey, everyone, here is a public service announcement of interest to all FF adherents. Today is National Toilet Paper Day! Apparently it is celebrated on August 26 every year, and I didn’t even know it. “It was created in 2005 to celebrate the importance of toilet paper.” I feel ashamed that I already took a shit and didn’t think much about the half roll of toilet paper I used. So, everyone, don’t make my mistake. Take an earth-shattering shit to celebrate and think of how important your hole roll is with every wipe.
I was tired of using Xylospongium, paper is so much better.
Is that a tersorium?
Sure meets the definition …
“The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as sponge on a stick, was a hygienic utensil used by ancient Romans to wipe their anus after defecating, consisting of a wooden stick with a sea sponge fixed at one end. The tersorium was shared by people using public latrines. To clean the sponge, they simply washed it in a bucket with water and salt or vinegar. This became a breeding ground for bacteria, causing the spread of disease in the latrine.”
Monkey Pox
The Great Cornynholio recommends BYOX – Bring Your Own Xylospongium, a much more sanitary method to wipe your bunghole !!!
Many carried their own stick with them.
AND, the actual patent for it shows that the pull direction of the roll goes over the top and down the front, NOT down the back. That settles that age-old debate.
Unless you have a dog …
It matters not which way it hangs.
The only thing that matters about toilet paper is
is there any?
Thumbs up to your first useful comment
Maybe when I was 18 three and a half pumps would be a reasonable expectation, but at 67 I think it would take around fifteen.
Bob, you’re just a big bragger. wait until you hit 75? when young, always laughed when I heard “old folks” wishing they could stop time, now it matters.
what i used to do all night, now takes all night to do.
makes sense now? always wondered how Georgio got his hair to stick straight up.
BS
Most 50 year old women know sex tricks that 20 year olds haven’t even dreamed of yet.
They tend to be more independent and less clingy.
They usually have their own car and place to live.
Most even have a job, or scored big off their ex-husband that was dumb enough to marry them.
Find a 50 year old woman that takes care or herself, has a rockin’ bod, doesn’t use too much makeup, and was smart enough not to take the shit shot, and booya.
Besides, there’s nothing like making a 50 yo woman cum for the first time in her life.
first time? Yep, one of those many 50 y.o. virgins? you’re another big time dreamer and you’ve been duped too! Not your fault, those Foxes make a life of total deceit. The gal you describe shuns you oldies for the young guys who can last all night long and a new one whenever she wants it, especially in a college town. If you really do find one like this go ahead and marry her. In a few years her shit-shot jab will plug her with clots or explode her heart and you will inherit big time.
You misunderstood Fuji’s comment. There’s a difference between being a virgin and never having had an orgasm.
And older guys know how to make an omelette, whereas 20-something punks can only do scrambled eggs.
and she’ll probably cook you a great meal afterwards
Reminds me I need melons and milk.
At Walmart they touch the floor.
Touch the floor?
At Walmart, they mop the floor.
Yep, beaver tails.
at my Walmart they are laying in the scooter basket?
That’s Metropolitan Market.
Spendy, but MILF nirvanna.
If her husband can afford those massive fake tits, he can afford the groceries.
If you can touch them, they’re not fake.
They might be like playing with a beach ball,
but it’s a real beach ball.
We should also take a moment to celebrate Fauci “stepping down” from his role as chief Western society fucker before the Democrats lose Congress. Now all he has to do is keep stepping down till he reaches the ninth circle of hell.
Blood, Sweat and Tears sang, “I can swear there ain’t no heaven but I pray there ain’t no hell.” But I do hope there’s a hell for evil motherfuckers like Fauci because no amount of punishment here on earth could suffice for what he has wrought.
Just step into the fire, step off the stool, step off the cliff, step into the woodchipper…..
Agreed, but it’s always about power and money. he just dodged the obstacles to get to the finish line. $30,000 per month retirement and millions in the bank and stock/investments with Bill Gates and all on OUR taxes. Think they are going to get him? Just ask Hildabeast if they worry?
If he gets to keep his $350,000 a year retirement, he still wins.
We’re running a race, here. He will not win.
Whoever did this meme should be prosecuted for hate speech. Doesn’t everyone know fat is healthy and beautiful in 2022? For my part I plan to avoid puking when I see a disgustingly fat woman from now on.
I went to a buffet restaurant one time and saw a woman who had the nerve to be wearing spandex pants. Her stomach hung down between her legs almost to her knees and, as she walked around, her stomach swayed back and forth like a cow’s udder. It was, to this day, the most disgusting sight I’ve ever witnessed.
“One time”? I see many of these every time I go to my local WallyWorld! There are several webpages you can look-up that specialize in showing the “special” clientelle at Wally. If only one had that serious effect on you, maybe you can’t take looking?
Let me guess…East Texas?
More like every woman in the Brazos Valley.
Your honour, before rendering your judgment, know that her short skirt told me she was asking for it, and, more importantly, I identify as Muslim, so infidels are fair game.
I think her name is Kama.
Kama Sutra.
https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED325/62863cfc58cd8.webp
Careful, with the new Federal and State Red Laws she can report you and have you committed and take it all for herself.
Wheel guns are awesome.
And they are cool.
Yeah, fell asleep
I tried this, but my boss didn’t fall for it with the stupid excuse that I don’t need a ladder to do statistical analysis on my computer.
So what you really taught them was oligarchy.
That’s the same way PedoJoe was selected.
And every president before that post Central Bank being established.
How old is that guy acting like an 8 year old? He deserved what the cat doled out.
He’s 5. His mommy vaccinated him.
Yer fuckin’ right that’s what they do…then they look at you like you owe them something..
If I had to take the measles or polio vaccines 3 to 4 times in one year and still got the freaking disease, I would have questions. Yeah, but not these morons.
Cause and effect. The shot makes them morons.
That would be the T4-eatshit form. Fill it out in triplicate and send it to:
IRS Shitcan
666 There’s Nothing You Can Do About It Boulevard
Washington, DC
Stelter’s firing ranked number one on this week’s ‘Who Gives a Shit?’ list.
We have openings in the FBI for traitors to the Constitution that you’re eminently qualified for.
No muff too tuff…
We dive at 5.
maybe FJB can hire her to work with her sister Rachel Levine?
All you need is a boatload of money and you need to marry me for a year so I can steal half of it legally.
In some countries (like f.ex. England) it doesn’t even take a year.
So…
. . . “Check! please.”
There are those who look at morning coffee differently …
https://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2022/08/tfif-covfefe-edition.html
Great stuff !
Some of want to be wide awake because it’s not a nightmare.
For us.
And we don’t want to miss a single opportunity.
Exactly!
Only, let’s corral a bunch of sharks and toss the agents into the harbour. Why waste tea?
You’re not supposed to harm the sharks … and, besides, they won’t eat IRS agents for the same reason they won’t eat lawyers — it’d be cannibalism …
A tar and pillow fight might be nice too.
Wife’s coffee mug
If you want to meet paramedics, why go the trouble of running? Just take the corona shot.
And here I thought the cast couldn’t possibly get more annoying.
Now, now, don’t be racist. “Hey, bitch, nice tits,” is a black man’s way of expressing admiration for the fair sex.
“Yo baby, yo baby, yo baby….”
Here’s how it should go down…With respect.
I’d pay good money to see this play out if the lady was Paige VanZant.
French meme:
All vaccinated all protected
To be fair, they are now protected against all diseases.
“To be fair, they are now protected against all diseases.”
(FIFY)
To be fair we are all protected from them.
If not embalmed, they might be suffering from a serious infestation of worms, bacteria, fungi, etc.
As the incurable romantic Bob P once said, “Red bushes are so sexy!”
Was that REALLY the burning bush Moses was spending time with??
Thinking of you….
https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c241fbd1d7a71efc72e0bbccd603cd8b.webp
True story…
. . . When I moved to England (from US) I was asked during a work break “What kind of birds are you into?” I replied “Redheads always get my attention.” To which the Brits said “Oh… So you’re into that freaky shit.”
(I suppose I am, LOL)
In my younger days I was a fire eater.
Red bushes are so sexy.
The first one to really make me laugh today. Thanks, CA
don’t think I would have told that racer…