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Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 14, 2022 3:39 pm

[Sung to the tune of “Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees”]

Here they come
Stumblin’ down your street
They got the ugliest looks
Of anyone you’ll meet…

Hey, hey, we’re the new junkies
And people really hate what we say
But we’re too busy raging
To make anything okay.

{fill in the rest, if you care. Me? I need an “eye enema” now.]

musket
musket
September 14, 2022 3:41 pm

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to……

Zedder
Zedder
September 14, 2022 3:49 pm

JB, “Oh boy, we’re all goin’ for a shower!”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 14, 2022 3:56 pm

Even with this Magenta Mask, I can still smell the diaper…

Daryl
Daryl
  Anonymous
September 14, 2022 11:44 pm

Ran across a new descriptor for Dr. Jill back in the days when Joe was still married to Hunter’s drunk mother: courtesan. Had to look it up; fits her like a wet tee shirt.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 14, 2022 4:01 pm

Can’t remember how old she is

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 14, 2022 4:01 pm

Look white supremacists kidnapped my hand!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
September 14, 2022 4:02 pm

Brandon was thinking how he could also hold hands with the large black gentleman on his other side.

Daryl
Daryl
  Aunt Acid
September 14, 2022 11:46 pm

That’s Corn Pop, coming back for an epic slapdown.

Amigo
Amigo
September 14, 2022 4:08 pm

Musical score ruffly interpreted as” Dum Dum Dum, Dumb…”.

ken31
ken31
September 14, 2022 4:14 pm

Don’t worry about red, she can’t bite with that muzzle on.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
September 14, 2022 4:48 pm
thetruthonly
thetruthonly
  TN Patriot
September 14, 2022 6:12 pm

“United States Gaa mer, for God’s sake” (teleprompter typo no doubt)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
September 14, 2022 10:29 pm

Just point him to the gallows.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 14, 2022 4:26 pm

“Sorry Jill, I’ll be busy down in glory hole tonight!”

Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly
  YourAverageJoe
September 14, 2022 5:01 pm

The Orcs have donned their fancy go to meeting clothes.

Desert Rat
Desert Rat
September 14, 2022 5:04 pm

My new teacher says that if I’m a good boy I’ll get ice cream

Stucky
Stucky
September 14, 2022 5:56 pm

An nigger, a demented retard, and their three whores walk into a bar …..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
September 14, 2022 11:48 pm

Where’s the raabi?

Warren
Warren
September 14, 2022 7:17 pm

Dr. Jill doesn’t look happy. Brandon better watch out or The First Slut is going to Scalia him with a mypillow.
Considering how she killed off his first wife I wouldn’t put it past her to push Cruella de Michigan’s car into he path of an oncoming truck either.

bigfoot
bigfoot
September 14, 2022 8:13 pm

“Jill, right?”

Johhno
Johhno
September 14, 2022 9:57 pm

“Excuse me Mr President, that’s not your wife’s hand you’re holding.”

Daryl
Daryl
  Johhno
September 14, 2022 11:49 pm

Stick around, in a little while I’ll be grabbing something and it won’t be her hand.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 15, 2022 12:31 am

Well. Gotta admit the absolutely first thing i thought of was an OLD Joke. Infinitely ‘better’ in original format. Quickest i could, but sufficient to convey the sentiment.

Bubba Joke
“President Obama is having trouble pleasing Michelle in bed so he goes to consult his good friend Bubba, a real lothario and ask his advice. Bubba tells him, “Try this: Wait until she is in bed, then stand outside the door and rap your dick against the door, Rap, Rap, Rap. I don’t know why but it always gets my girlfriend real hot and I never get any complaints from her. So President Obama decides to try it. The next night he stands outside the door, whips his dick out and goes “Rap, Rap, Rap” against the door with his dick. Michelle calls out through the door: “That you Bubba?”.
Needless to say this works for any president. I first heard it with Reagan.”

True. But invariably, the president was Always White, AND bubba may have been leon, or jamal, or …but it was always the same stereotype.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 15, 2022 1:51 am

who is the black dude and why are they the closest two people in the picture?

Sisofia
Sisofia
September 15, 2022 3:03 am

Fuck the lot of them. X

Smedley Mulcher
Smedley Mulcher
September 15, 2022 5:27 am

A Band of Idiots

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
September 15, 2022 6:54 am

Creepy holding hands with Whitmer…..swap out names, Trump holding hands with Kristi Noem, imagine the reaction by the MSM

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Note from Nevada
September 15, 2022 11:49 pm

Donny’d be holding something else of hers.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
September 15, 2022 7:03 am

Yes, Joe. Slutmer will be humming on your shriveled raisin sack and you can pretend she is Ashley all you want you shit weasel degenerate pedophile.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 15, 2022 7:05 am

commander and chief protecting Whitless from kidnappers!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 15, 2022 7:06 am

Taking joe for a potty break

whatrtheyup2
whatrtheyup2
September 15, 2022 7:50 am

Whitmer: “You’ve got covid again Joe? I can put you in a nursing facility.”

Card802
Card802
September 15, 2022 9:23 am

I did not have sexual relations with this bitch from Michigan, I wish she had a daughter…….

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
September 15, 2022 6:18 pm

” Lookit I found, Jill! Can I keep her?”