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imo that water bottle shower head rig is not a bad setup if thats all you had to work with.
Gave me an idea for the sailboat…
That and the one for making a desalinator out of 2 large coke bottles.
Here I thought FF of the week had to go to the clowns that produce M&Ms–who created a purple colour that represents faggotry and transfreakism–then someone goes and blows up the Nordstream pipelines, so I had to weigh ruining one of my favourite candies versus melting in a nuclear explosion in deciding this week’s winner. After much deliberation/drinking I decided the latter is a tad more important. But to whom does the award go?
I have no inside information (I don’t even know what goes on in my own house), so my speculation on whodunit is useless (it was the Americans), but I will say that it was one of history’s most dastardly atrocities. Unless you’re a vegetable (e.g., Biden) you know how central natural gas is to a modern economy. Without it, millions would either freeze to death or starve to death. That the culprits of the pipeline explosion have potentially consigned an entire continent to this fate surely qualifies them for a special spot in hell where they have to spend all day every day in a gang bang with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, and Joe Biden. In one fell swoop, the (American) malefactors have undermined European industrial competitors, cut off the German industrial machine from vital Russian inputs thereby kyboshing a potential partnership that would dwarf American power, and ensured a continuous stream of profits from liquefied natgas, possibly for years to come—blowing up the pipelines may not make any sense, but it makes plenty of dollars. Gee, I wonder who the bad guys could be? All we know for sure is it wasn’t the Pentagon because they said it wasn’t them. The emerging narrative is that the Russians did it . . . to their own pipeline. Who, besides maybe the left half of the population, would believe such utter claptrap? But if it was the Americans (it was) how can that be construed as a failure? Unless this escalates into a hot WW III or the Europeans finally turf them, this benefits the Americans in every way. So FF of the week can’t go to the perpetrators; they get Saturday Success of the week.
Who then? Well I submit FF of the week has to go to none other than German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. As the Americans devastate his country he stands by like a fat German prison guard crying, “I see nothing, I was not here, I did not even get up this morning!” He bought into the hopeless Ukrainian cause to such an extent that the entire German economy was teetering on the brink. Now the pipeline destruction has shoved them into the abyss. If this latest outrage doesn’t prompt a response, the country is done. All of Germany should rise up to throw out the government, then tear off the Yankee chains, but the chances of that are remote; they’ve become a bunch of pansies. So I changed my mind. All Germany wins this week’s FF of the week award. Wake up, dummkopfs! Sholtz does merit the award for tiniest balls on the planet, however (Trudeau would’ve been a shoo-in had he any balls).
Checking in TBPers.
Hunting all week.
See all you nice people next weekend.
Gotta fill the larder.
WW III is coming in November, so stock up well, just don’t forget the ammo and booze as well.
Mix, you are a little mixed up about who is the puppet state. We are still owned by the crown.
Just reading about the special hell gang bang session is enough to almost make me seek my Friday fun elsewhere. Almost, but not quite, haha. Here’s a little something to make that mental image clearer.
Holy shit!! Who would’ve known??
She comes with that inherent democrat disposition.
What’s that thing next to the reptiloid?
No makeup. Just a wig.
Who in the world downvoted this. I finally got here to “do” FF and was awaiting your response to who blew up the pipeline. I knew it would be good. Just shorter than I expected. Wonderful, Bob.
“All we know for sure is it wasn’t the Pentagon because they said it wasn’t them.” And, hey, they never lied to us before, right?
I don’t consider the winter driving to be a fail. Except in the driver’s underwear possibly.
Is Friday Fail a weekly look at liberal democrats?
Conspiracy theorist! Nazi! If your dog gets rabies after 3 vaccines it’s obviously because other owners didn’t get their dogs rabies vaccinations.
Or Cimate Change.
True. It’s a fact that global warming causes sudden adult death syndrome–I know because the real news media said so–so why not rabies?
I’ve had to give my dog 2 monkeypox vaccines so far. Somehow I keep getting it, like clockwork every monday morning. My boss thinks I screw around too much. I swear it’s the dog.
I had the same problem until I quit the weekend anonymous sex with multiple men in the parking lot of the Seven 11.
My wife, never vaccinated in her 70s finally consented to go to the hospital at about 3 Tuesday. She died at 8. Anybody got any idea what she died of?
The Pop bottle isn’t a fail! It is a great idea.
I think everyone agrees with this 🙂
I, for one, also appreciate the Hallmark sweater. It may be dumb, but at least it was an attempt, unlike the bending over (figuratively and literally) that everyone else has engaged in.
This one is also a great invention!
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I am a man.
I can change.
If I have to.
I suppose.
I a man.
The only thing I have to do is be white and die.
Everything else is my choice.
I only change for GOD.
Trump gets an honourary Friday Fail of the Week for not pardoning Snowden.
He is saving that for the Save Murika comeback. AND… as a bonus, if you order one of trumps gold cards you can indicate your choice(s) of whom to free by buying either the $50 free Assange/Snowden gold plated lapel pin.
Have you seen the neat-o “Warp Speed” Corona Virus pin with an authenticity card personally signed by Fauci?
I don’t care who fucking died because he exposed them. They were working for a corrupt organization not in my best interest.
It’s coming.
I never knew Jefferson had such a nice ass.
Mount Rushmore faces east btw.
And is in South Dakota, not near the border.
Most people don’t know that before the desecration, “Mt. Rushmore” was the Six Fathers, depicting First Nation leaders; destruction rewriting history- the more you know.
And the whole blasting and sculpting is a lie- it was the pouring of concrete.
Wow! So many ignorant people. I thought FF had people with a reasonable thought in their heads. I guess not, just sheeple of a different flock.
In Canada Trudeau makes us eat this cake even if we already ate so much cake that our clothes don’t fit us anymore. “Make them eat cake,” he said. Bastard.
What’s a “break room” ?
It’s a White Privilege thing. Don’t worry about it.
Trump earns a second honourary Friday Fail of the Week for not pardoning Assange and not jailing Zuckerberg.
Schmuckerberg is small potatoes in the grand scheme.
Trump should have had Christopher Wray disappeared into the deepest, darkest dungeon of Gitmo.
Why don’t people understand that Trump is part of the whole political theater? He is playing his role for the DS just like everyone else.
I told my “very conservative” sister the same thing yesterday when she was talking about Trump. Crickets
Are you saying that both are pussies in a car?
No, one is a fucking cat.
So which one is that?
Now show him driving off a cliff.
I told my daughter that I had killed all the cats around here and she said, “Daddy, how can you shoot those sweet little faces”? I told her take the gun and look down the barrel. When they come up put the little dot at the end of the barrel on their face, say, meow, and they meow back. Then, pull the trigger. I told her I would show her if she brought be some.
Correction: NASA releases official picture from asteroid landing site as captured by Acme Telescope.
Asked to comment on the event, Roadrunner said, “Meep meep.”
I’m gonna have to change it to “The Acme Telescope” in the pix before posting it elsewhere. 👍
Oh I get it, Acme used their roadrunner laser pointer on the asteroid.
TPTB Oligarchs
Still good.
Wrong end of the telescope.
Anyone know what the runes on the satchel mean? Assuming something expensive,so hard pass. Flaunting something stupid like that probably means she just want cash for free just cause she kinda attractive
Runes?… satchels?….
HUH??
White Pride
World Wide
A statement like this is worth repeating.
My good friends and colleagues !!!
You a fucking democrat?
Not all democrats were KKK members, but, all KKK members were democrats. Know your history.
They’re not all wearing the garb, either.
The new BLMKKK.
Ahh, the Webb of lies.
Nigeria and England are allies, just ask the prince.
Looks more trustworthy than Biden.
Tell Thurston Howell III and Lovey ‘hello’.
They called their baby Billy Ray Lumi Sky.
I’d be more worried about hearing rap music than a banjo.
I’m think’n this ride would only be good in the prairies where the road is straight. Here in british communista it’d last but 1Km before it was in the ditch and aflame…
Skid steer.
Mine is, “I wouldn’t give you the sweat from my ass crack if you were dying of thirst in the desert.”
Why would you artificially scare your own beauty?
Self mutilation is all the rage now.
Didn’t you get the memo?
The Dog looks cool
I’m leery of dogs with pale – especially yellow – eyes. Apart from that, yes, he’s handsome. Should choose his company more carefully.
As I explained it to my grandkids, when you see the buildings around you are covered in graffiti, you know you’re in the bad part of town.
Daddy issues.
The artistry is great, but it belongs on a wall, not a beautiful (or even ugly) body.
Tats…it’s like keying your own Ferrari..
Yeahhh………..rrright….
Where can I get a view like that?
I’ve been using it all week. That and “you sound fully boosted”
Omg! Thanks for the new weapon. your awesome!!!
Soap kills envelope viruses.
Just get the production party bubble maker and hack up some phlegm into the intake.
With the average age of worshippers 90 years old and priests who insist altar boys kneel at their feet, they had to do something to lure in the youth.
Won’t work, Vlad. Our brain dead population actually believes our Pravda, and they will never publish it.
Sunlight kills the Empire of Lies !!!
Yup, as unbelievable as it is to us old timers–at least those of us who are awake–somewhere along the line our side became the bad guys. Now it’s so obvious that I’m actually rooting for the Russians.
Putin’s white and he hates queers and moslems.
I’m good with it.
I didn’t know they made memes in 1960. Learn something new everyday
The sad part of that is some think of it as a fairytale fantasy.
The limits of their fantasy is a good-paying job that lasts for 30 years.
I rejected that idea outright when it was marketed to me in junior high school a long time ago.
The very definition of consumerist sheep.
We’ll call you when you’re six years old
And drag you to the factory
To train your brain for eighteen years
With promise of security
But then you’re free
And forty years you waste to chase the dollar sign
So you may die in Florida
At the pleasant age of sixty nine
The Ostrich, Steppenwolf.
The whole public education system was purposely desingned to educated children just enough to work as laborers that can learn their jobs.
No it wasn’t. It was reality 50 yrs ago. If it were 30 years ago, you’d right now be at the end of that 30 yr period thinking you’re ready to retire, but with inflation, the economy, and the stock market as they are, you now need to work another ten years at least, or maybe till you drop dead.
And your kids will inherit mostly nothing but a serial number in a digital gulag operated by CBDCs, social credit scores, and carbon allowances.
I started working full-time 43 years ago and have had many jobs. For lots of people that meme is just a myth. My grandfather born in 1892 had a career in one job, my father born in the 20s had at least five during my lifetime and I was born in the 60s. It is just anecdotal, but from what I have observed, some people had that luxury of lifetime security but most never did. The Union workers did, but that came with or maybe brought many societal problems, much like gov’t, a few benefiting and the rest paying for it.
If you go to work at 20, it would be 45 years to retirement.
I got my first job at 16, worked for 51 years full time, retired 6 years ago. Well, not entirely. Worked PT for 5 years, thought our money would last us without me working any more. Surprise! I now am looking into going BACK to work because Joe Biden has so thoroughly fucked up the markets that my retirement accounts are vanishing like dry ice in August heat.
Well, not free, but available.
‘I am not a slut!’ she hollered as she bestrode her client.
I’ve never seen a man in more dire need of a blowjob.
That’s gold, Mix…a fine nugget…
I can’t believe how many faketaxi pornhub etc stickers on cars these days.
Not all faceplants are winners,
but they’re fun to watch.
Finish line FACED!
Will I EVER get through Page 1? my goodness!
Sadly, that’s it for me here this week (today). Got roped into some other thing that starts in about an hour – and I should have checked the calendar to ensure it wasn’t a Friday evening thingy…
. . . but didn’t. A real world Friday Fail in and of itself. Will catch up to the laughs (I likely won’t be having tonight) tomorrow.
Have a gud’n!
~ SoH
Thanks, SoH. Lots of great stuff today.
Awesome stuff! Thanks
Great job, SoH!!!!!!
Should of built the towers out the material this aircraft tug is built of!
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8069286656/hBB4B1C69/and-you-thought-it-was-just-weather-that-delayed-planes
Yep. My thought on seeing the damage to the nose was “yeah, but that’ll shear right through reinforced concrete and steel girders no problem.”
Maxine Waters as a teenager.
I like the airplane picture with the baggage cart that crashed into it. Nice little reminder of how much damage steel does to airplanes, and wondering how a plane can cut right through a steel building…
It requires a tin foil hat on the plane.
My educated guess is that we all will pay for that Affirmative Action FF and for his/her HBC loan.
Probably some duct tape and gorilla glue
Who names their dog Bob, anyway?
That’s what mine does, too, when I see a beautiful woman. For some reason, they don’t take it as a compliment.
I feel so stupid. I never even imagined this is how they made them.
Now that they have purposely destroyed the supply chains, its the only option.
Some people do it,
some see right through it,
pajama people are boring me to pieces.
Rabbit porn, fine, but tortoise porn goes too far!
Myocarditis.
We witnessed the giant tortoises mating one day at the zoo and had to explain to the niece that the tortoise on bottom was helping carry the one on top.
Memorial Day weekend 1967. I was 10 and we were camping near Calico Ghost Town in our new truck and camper. I was wandering around and came upon a group of range cattle. I was amazed how courteous wild animals could be so ran back to tell my folks: “Mom, Dad, I saw a cow jump up on another cow’s back to lick the flies off!”
Brief pause. “No, son, that’s not what he was doing”.
Oh big deal. There was no net minder. Any quadruped could’ve scored.
Still more exciting to watch than human soccer.
I’m a HUGE Antler fan…
Your Average Joe’s “fun gene” in action.
I notice the pointers wouldn’t go into the pool. None of my pointers would either. Our first one loved running around the pool deck chasing the children into the pool so much that we had to put her outside the fence lest her foot pads get bloody. One time she actually climbed the chain-link fence to resume the chase.
We had greyhounds. Didn’t take them to any water, just watched them chase rabbits.
I love seeing Dogs have a good time.
It’s like someone recorded what they saw in a NDE.
Note how they all completely ignore the ball.
Throw a tennis ball, or two in there and it would be a different story.
Oprah showing Stacey Abrams her new boat.
Need 6 margaritas to appreciate this song, sorry.
I know what happened to Jerry Nadler.
I didn’t know bears were Jewish?
That bear needs to be taken to the woods for a bathroom break.
Too many pick-a-nick baskets.
nkit, where are you?
Oh, I like her 😊👍😊
Where can I get ribs that large?
Baby-Back Brontosaurus ribs
Pre-redhead necessities.
I’ll take one of these and two redheads, please, Mr. Mix.
You may want to consider wearing a helmet and a shirt, but I think the best solution for you is to forget about driving a motor cycle.
I just hope leaches or piranhas did not result, that sh!t will ruin your day
Flying lessons
Good doggy.
Where’s the speeding truck !?!?!
Leftists idiots in Toronto wanted to charge Johnson for exploding the bird. Didn’t go anywhere then, but if it happened nowadays he’d be in the slammer.
I’m confused, I though getting a birdie was in golf.
My son killed a bird hitting a drive and I got a hummingbird in my backswing.
There’s a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
Petticoat Junction
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
Petticoat Junction
Lotsa curves, you bet
Even more, when you get
To the junction
Petticoat Junction
Gunilla Hutton was my faaaavorite!
Ah yess, Hooterville
Or, as Lisa would say: “Hootersville”.
Or Hoosterville
They’re affectionately known as the Three Splooges.
Nice looking six pack ya got going there.
That boys and girls, is how one eye joe got his nickname.
I was always more fond of cotton eye joe