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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:17 pm

Don’t forget the I sing.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:04 pm

I’m shocked that she spelled synonym correctly. I’m betting she tried spelling cinnamon with an “s” and a “y” and that popped up. This is just another example of how “look say” spelling versus phonics, destroyed multiple generations of kids. Just wait until “Common Core” math majors are designing bridges.
Oh wait……
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 8:00 pm

Thou shalt not pass.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 8:51 pm

I believe that was an AA all woman Engineering firm that designed the bridge.

Leo D
Leo D
  rhs jr
September 30, 2022 11:22 pm

Florida International University…FIU…

Pedestrian bridge was being advertised as being designed by black female alumni engineering firm…all minority…

It collapsed, I think, a day or two before it.was.supposed to open, when they were doing final inspections.

All the ceremonies lauding the most excellent minority female designed bridge very quickly and as quietly as possible disappeared…

I seem to remember that the University couldn’t seem to remember who designed it, when asked…🤣🤣🤣

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 9:10 pm

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think that is the walkway (still under construction) that failed in south Florida, killing a couple victims. It had been hailed as a great achievement for women. Why? Because it was designed by a team composed solely of women engineers. The fact is, everyone involved learned some valuable lessons. The biggest lesson? Nature and physics doesn’t care a bit about your vagina, and bridges don’t get extra strength points just because you studied feminist literature.

Giving special consideration to engineers because of their color or sex is worse than unethical. It is murder.

Mix
Mix
  Jason Calley
September 30, 2022 10:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 11:38 pm

I saw all the adverts for “Hooked on Phonics”, but I was 6 or older, so I already knew how to read. But I never understood how anyone could hope to learn English (especially American) with phonics.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  MrLiberty
October 2, 2022 12:47 pm

They already designed one in Corpus Christi, Texas. 30 million into it and they had to stop. Supports were sinking.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:56 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:33 pm

French Bulldogs … I have to say all of the entire French bravery bred into a dog that just won’t quit.
They are unstoppable when they get going, even when you lift them off the ground

Mix
Mix
  Thunder
September 30, 2022 11:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:57 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:40 pm

What a beautiful face too. Reminds me of Suzanne Pleshette.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 11:20 pm

There was a face??

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:58 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 30, 2022 8:25 pm

Who’s the faggot that down voted that ass?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

That was a down vote because “cultural appropriation”. Get woke will ya?

Anonymous
Anonymous

His hand was shaking so much he click the wrong icon.

Gregabob
Gregabob

Key word-‘faggot’.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:18 pm

My she has colourful farts.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:19 pm

Oh shit. We’re down to 1, 299,328,462 Indians.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 5:01 pm

He did say he was kinda “short” today.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 5:11 pm

Can you imagine the smell?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
September 30, 2022 10:51 pm

Like Tandoori Chicken…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:02 pm

The hazards of not growing up on Wile E coyote.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 8:02 pm

and poof he’s gone. T-shirt was pretty tough though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 2, 2022 3:03 am

I could watch that all day.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:53 pm

I grew up in the wrong neighbourhood.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:17 pm

A downvote? Seriously??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
October 1, 2022 11:10 pm

Yeah, my bet is it’s Dust-bin Trudeau lurking on the site.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:02 pm

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UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:48 am

Faggot missed this one

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:03 pm

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scott henson
scott henson
  nkit
October 2, 2022 10:46 am

He got this one

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:03 pm

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Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:27 pm

That’s the reason I own one of these.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:04 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:19 pm

Where?

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:04 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:03 pm

Booze hounds and a bottle-nose.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 1, 2022 8:08 am

Would it still be considered bestiality if say the 2 of them ..were..to say…….do it.
It sure would lend a new meaning to “making the beast with 2 backs”.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:12 pm

Why bother when they’re just going to demand the importation of rapey muslims anyway.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 5:07 pm

So you think that the Swedish population is demanding that? How would you feel if you learned that folks in Sweden think that the US population is demanding that millions of illegals pour across our border carrying fentanyl and disease? Government is the source of all problems and all evil.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 7:36 pm

“Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.“ — Friedrich Nietzsche

John Shrader
John Shrader
  MrLiberty
October 3, 2022 2:19 pm

Scandinavian women like the dark and macho foreigners and the women’s runaway empathy broke the government budget. The personal is political.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 5:31 pm

Good point.

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:49 am

Nah, All woke.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:05 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 30, 2022 8:42 pm

Can you just imagine if it really gets cold?

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  ILuvCO2
September 30, 2022 9:14 pm

You have a point… or two.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  ILuvCO2
October 1, 2022 8:10 am

As in frigid? Careful what you wish for.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:02 pm

Today is bullet day..

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:40 pm

Smart girl.
She gave me a few pointers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:08 am

I guess gravity is not a constant everywhere.

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:50 am

Poke my eyes out baby.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:20 pm

The Russians are coming, but Zelinsky will hold them off!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:08 pm

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Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:16 pm

Back in the 1930s Huey Long was asked “Will fascism come to America?”

He answered, “Yes. But it will be called anti-fascism.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:33 am

“Anti-fascists” using fascist techniques with the aid of corporations,media and governments to attack, destroy, suppress, censor and violently control everything and everyone they disagree with.

ARRGGRHH…………..You can’t make this shit up.

Then again, in one year, they’re up to 5 (five) shots of the same “effective” vaccine. Wait, what? AND… also, it will only work when you take it as well. Their umbrella, sportscup, safety googles, oven mitts etc. won’t work unless unless you use one too. People running around muzzled, sucking on their own exhaust afraid to breath the air, screeching and pointing fingers at others like in “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.

Not to mention it’s the first medicine in the history of modern records that has zero side effects for anyone…zilch, zippo, nada. If anyone shows data that it does, you are a “far right wing” any number of different obe, ist or ic, that needs to be put on rail cars… for your own good…… All because… science.

When and how did I crossover into a bizarro dimension and more importantly, how the hell do I get back?

End rant.

John Shrader
John Shrader
  nkit
October 3, 2022 2:28 pm

Lots of Lost Boys. No jobs, no homes, no wives-just mobs of Soros rent-a-fools.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:10 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:25 pm

Nice tan.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 3:12 pm

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Empty
Empty
September 30, 2022 3:16 pm

Oh, and how about that delicious-looking store-bought cake?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 30, 2022 9:13 pm

Tainted Blood: American Red Cross Caught Mixing Vaxxed And Unvaxxed Blood, Lies About Dangers
Studies show that spike proteins in the blood of the vaxxed enter the bloodstream
If you or someone you know requires a blood transfusion, you might want to avoid tapping into the American Red Cross. That is because the group is indiscriminately mixing vaccinated blood with unvaccinated blood, we now know.
The reason this is highly problematic is because vaccinated blood is tainted blood, meaning the recipient will receive all the spike proteins and other toxins produced by the shots in the person who received them.
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