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@caparulo Why can’t #hotelrooms have a #plunger? #JohnCaparulo #standupcomedy #caplets ♬ original sound – The Caparulos
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Technically, they do. Most folks go there to engage in some plunging.
Not even a toilet brush at some upscale hotels. Leave the mess take the canolis.
Staying at a Bally’s hotel first of this month, I noticed there was no Bible in the drawer. Do they not allow a Gideon’s Bible now days?
Only with a trigger warning.
I can’t remember which chain, but I stayed in one with what I would call satanic “art” and deco and no Bible, a few years ago. I think it was Colorado.
I’d have trouble sleeping in satanic decor, seriously. Figures it was Colorado.
The argument could be made that you do it every day without realizing it. We all do.
not my dv.
You have a point , Scru.
Sorry if it sounded confrontational. It’s a drawback of being a direct person. I meant no offense.
Scru, I didn’t take it as confrontational.
Stayed in a motel in Sebring, FL…Had nothing to read on the terlit in the morning….Opened the Bible and found a twenty dollar bill…
How can anyone get to sleep when the neighbor is banging some nasty hooker without a book of jewish fairy tales to sing them incomprehensible lullabies?
….shlomo begat izzy begat ike begat moishe…
Or maybe your room was previously occupied by someone like me. I’ve taken freebie bibles to hold up window sashes or to use as doorstops.
Imagine if people were placing other books there.
^^^ The absolute refutation of “One cannot tell a book by its cover.” bullshit. Nome sayin’?
When you’re that full of shit… Wide -Ass carries his own personal plunger.
If I had a motorhome I would never stay in a hotel again.
Looking to buy one. Maybe head to texas for a bbq
Even Auntie’s custom comfortable road trip device cannot do real cold weather unless inside garage parking then happiness happens.
We only travel in our RV.
We dont stay in the corporate shitnigger hotels because they are infected with FAGGOT-AIDS/NIGGERS/WIGGERS filth particles.
Same for eating in their SHIT-SLOP restaurants…………we avoid at all costs.
Why? Because they would be stolen on a regular basis. Which when you think about it is pretty bizarre. Who would wrap up a plunger and put it into their suitcase? But you know it would happen, frequently.
I must be the only one who laughs at bathroom humor. I never grew up.
As a former plumber, I can tell you that you are FAR from alone. And it’s been around forever.
What did the worm in the apple say to Adam?
Ya wouldn’t shit me, would ya?
Mc, I love bathroom humor. You are the best.
Thanks! I hope it gave you a laugh! I’m a hopeless kid when it comes to bathroom humor!
Why do we need plungers for modern day toilets? Because of government regulations forcing them to use less and less water.
You got it! And they actually use way MORE water, because you have to flush multiple times. If there’s a crisis, you can bet heavily that the government caused it.
plumbing humor – an under rated comedic premise…reminding people that their shit stinks since the advent of running water!
“Why can’t we have nice things!?”
How much fuckin’ time you got? Cause this is gonna take a WHILE!