Having medical issues. Keep me in your thoughts. I’d rather not go into details … but, these songs kinda point the way.
I’m not the Stucky of old. I have reformed. Case in point? I like little titties!
THE END
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Whoaa!!
welcome back old friend!
(or old curmudgeon)
TBP misses you!
(and yes, getting old sucks)
Consider the alternative. Draw as much SS and Medicare as you can – it’s our responsibility to take it while it exists.
auntie auntie auntie… If everybody did that it would put some serious damages to the available money going to ukie and the starting ww3 efforts.
**Note** Just got a reply back from the Fed Reserv fellas. They said no worries everyone can take their SS now, as much as you want cause the boys at the keyboards will hit the enter key after adding a few more zero’s onto the cbdc ledger.
digital money printer goes
brrr*internal fan hums*Doing my part to pull the system down from the inside!……and,since neither my father or either grandfather got to collect….what the hell…..
Oh,Godspeed and be well Stucky!…
You’re definitely not alone …… hang tough.
My uncle who lived to 92 useta say that nothing’s worse than growing old . . . except for the alternative. Ludwig von Mises lived to 92 and said words to the effect that the only value in growing that old was to see your enemies’ comeuppances.
No words will really help, so . . . good luck with everything. To the extent that humor may help – and no intended insensitivity here – best of luck getting your shit together.
Heh.
So you are hoping he shits himself laughing.
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.JmTs0Qi16vdiW5igCC_p4AHaHa?w=200&h=200&c=7&r=0&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.uuyANA6gXJiYk1xLhPzbigHaHa?w=195&h=195&c=7&r=0&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7
And then there’s this column …
https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2024/04/26/people-suffering-chronic-constipation-rises.aspx
Stucky and My girl? what is this rewind? I thought you were both dead.
Where is Diego? He coming to the party too?
Good time for LLpoh to sign in as well
Glad to see you are still alive you DDD
I’m sorry to hear you’re not doing well Stucky; can identify with you – husband just got done doing 39 radiation treatments after prostate removal, and I care barely move from pain – doctors suck – but will add you to my prayers.
The hardest part for me is losing all my old friends; the last one was due to an aggressive cancer that I am sure was accelerated by the jab.
Two difficult parts I’ve found about getting older (be 77 in June) … losing all my old friends and still remembering all the things I used to be able to do — especially the things I used to be able to do pretty well.
And the time really flies a lot of days … but, then, I noticed that phenomenon when I was 25 years old … it’s just gotten worse over the past 52 years.
One day you wake up and realize you are the oldest living member of your family and that you know more dead people than live ones. It is not bad if you are healthy but illness makes it a chore. So far I have been healthy but at my age things can change quite quickly. Good luck.
Agreed, the time flies by. The mind is willing,the body not so much these days.
Still, mustn’t grumble. There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Alright, so I’m looking at those four pictures, like you’d posted some old timey country and western videos you found while surfing the Internet down at the local library, and I didn’t really get it until the second look over and I read the titles. Then it hit me and I started laughing out loud.
That was really funny.
Same old Stucky.
Hardscrambled,
Stuck saved me from the bioweapon jab a few years ago, one post from him pushed me into the “Control Group.” No jabs for me, I’ll just shit by a watching, like him.
Phizzer the T cell inhibitor brand, let us call it the “turbo cancer” dancer is as of this fall’s booster up to 14 total. Say that is 2 initial and 10 boosters.
Wow, time does fly.
I don’t understand his metaphors but history repeats itself and it rhymes.
I knew I would flush you out ya crazy nut yuz! How come you can’t come out and be social? Update us Stucky.
Most of us geezers have issues, best to come and talk.
Yes, the talking remedy works BL – I know because I was there for 10 years in AA!
“Flush you out”,I saw what you did there!
Hmmmmmm…..,Stuckman at the toilet:
Glad to see you back,hope the bidet holds up!
James , Admin’s mom had a cat damn near that big around. Truly a thrilling saga.
Prayers given that your health issue(s?) resolve, Stucky. Hug.
I think we could all have a TBP record thread on health problems but thoughts and prayers at ya.
Be well Stucky.
All the best, Stucky.
May your recovery be fast and complete.
Stuck, bruh… come on out…that closet ain’t big enough for you.
Uh,are we talking water closet or something else?
We miss you Stucky!
Prayers sent Stucky!
Getting old sucks, but it still beats the only alternative.
It’s not as much fun with you and Archie hiding out In-cog-kneegrow everyday. Talk to us.
Tell us about this woman that is titty challenged. If you’re getting laid I get why you don’t post any articles.
Well Halleluah!
Hope you have or can find a good Gastro guy if I am reading the bread crumb trail correctly here. I’m flinging the shit as best I can in your absence but no matter what, you will always be our Command Master Chief Shit Flinging Monkey.
Good ol’ Stuck!!
Missed ya!
stucky,
from the gist of what you posted i take it that you are having asshole problems —
gay vet still occasionally posts here so if you would only ask him,i bet he would be happy to get you unstuck —
i suspect that it would be a helluva lot cheaper than an operation,why not give it a try?
get well —
Tred, you didn’t go there………yes, you did.
bl,
i promise you,i have never been there —
some of those big womenz in the trailer park might not be females, Tred. How do you know?
Tampa,no need for him to humiliate himself with a gay vet.
A shop vac with a lubed crevice tool should be fine for the issue!
James, it just dawned on me that Stucky turned 71 in February, uranus is really only good to go for three score and ten.
Sorry, I forgot your B-day Stuck……..
you sir,are a sick man —
Be honest,your just pissed your best idea was a gay vet…..,I saved him from a truly embarrassing situation!
I bet I’ve got you beat.
In the last 2 years, I found out I have an aneurism on my aorta, high blood pressure, anemia and, a johnson that now points left. Yes, that’s right, no BS. Look up Peyronie’s disease, it comes with ED. No cure, no more sex.
Seriously though, I hope your issue is manageable with treatment.
Got the same issues except mine points right 🙁
Red, you must be left – handed.
Nice to see ur still about good sir. I would add you back to my prayers but I’m not sure God does rotor rootor jobs.
brian
I think I speak for us all when I say we are glad to see you are back.
I feel it must have taken a lot of self assessment/introspective thought and dare I say it….,bravery to come back here in your current condition.So,with that said,lets all try and not flush these good acts down the toilet with crude bathroom humor!
I know,many are thinking”James,am not sure what you mean,can you give us some examples?”.
That is a fantastic question and the answer is yes…..,yes I can give some examples.
I would say mentioning things like One ply is no ply/Huh,seems like your life is in the crapper/Woman seem to appreciate him as he always leaves the seat down,anyhow,you get the idea of comments we should avoid,glad we cleared that up,hopefully,Stucky soon can also say that!
Oh,is it just me or does anyone else see the irony of the moniker “Stucky” given the current events?
Well thats the shits, I can’t see the irony.
Yes, James, I am sure you speak for all of us at TBP – love and best wishes, prayers, and all God’s mercy to you Stuck!
I don’t remember when I stumbled on TBP. More than 13 years ago I think. Stucky was always here. Not many have made the contributions to this site like Stucky.
Stuck, I will be praying for you and your recovery. You might have a few rough edges but you are a good man with rough edges. Wishing you the best and look forward to you being back with us on a regular basis.
You have friends here.
Yes indeed OC, we are all good friends here, but with age comes wisdom and Stucky has it in spades.
Blessings
AP
“The quality or state of being wise; knowledge of what is true or right coupled with just judgment as to action; sagacity, discernment, or insight”
Agreed. I so miss Stucky’s QOTD. Get well sir. We miss you.
Welcome back dear friend – keep up the humour – it is sorely needed these days! And yes, I am old and failing, but in SA I have found rejuvenation and sailing will help me get fit! In the meantime, the world is going bonkers:
But in 1968 this song set my future – going where the sun is shining and the weather suits my clothes! LOL
Peter, If I’m correct you are 80 y/o. Eighty is the new sixty, shag anything that moves.
LOL BL ( 80 this year) – I wish I could but the libido left me some years ago, which in some ways is a relief since pussy is no longer pursued and the wife is happy about it? The female is a different species!
82 here . I completely understand. BL don’t kid yourself about 80 being the new 60.
Ever see those dudes in India that are still fathering children in their 80’s? Curry? Blue pills? One has to dream fellers……..
Ha Ha – we have some here in SA BL, and my good yachtie friend married a Thai filly and fathered a daughter 16 years ago – he is 82 now and panicking about her education (pensions go nowhere these days).
My last of four was in 1977 – so I got away early and now have time to sail and chill!
Like I said here before, you can buy 300 blue pills from India for $120. 🙂
That’s the last thing I need BL – I am happy being relieved of the chase LOL. I have had enough now and get to sleep trying to remember their names – better than counting sheep! I got to 50 last night before the ghost of sleep arrived! 🙂
Nothing beats a good night’s sleep, AP. (cough)
🙂
Well, according to Genesis, Abraham fathered a kid at 100. So there’s that.
Ha Ha – I shall be publishing the history next Tuesday, May 7 because BOOM is on holiday.
Good to hear from you, Stucky…question….if a women has one big tittie and one small tittie, which do you grab first?
What happened? Did you get a boner or sumthin’?
Good to hear from you ol’ Stucky.
Proctally every arsehole here will be stinking and prying sphincterly of you Stunky.
As for tiny titties anything more than a mouthful is waste.
Be well.
Greek mountain tea. That is all.
I ain’t prayin for your ass
this was on the sidebar of your tiddies song, for some laughs
better to live like carrington than vaxwhore keith
Stucky, I miss heart felt profanities.
I can only assume your hands were so busy during your layup that you couldn’t push buttons on a keyboard, which means you must have been suffering greatly.
Hopefully that’s all behind you now.
Stucky, keep on keeping on. I know it can be difficult but try to keep a PMA. I am in remission from prostate cancer which can return at any time, but I don’t dwell on it. Great to hear from you even if not under the best circumstances. TBP is not the same without you.
I think most of us can relate. Maybe not with your particular situation but dealing with things we get as we age. Hope you chime in more often.
Edward and Sons canned papaya, eat half a can on Monday, the other half on Thursday, canned papaya is a natural meat tenderizer, it turns everything in your colon to the consistency of thick oatmeal so constipation will no longer be a problem, then afterwards grease up with mayinglong ointment.
Gettin’ old ain’t for sissies and there’s only one thing you can say about old men with any certainty…we are SURVIVORS.
Welcome back
Ah, I’ve been curious where you’ve been, and I share your view on itty bitty titties, so damn sexy!
Shelley Long on Cheers, braless and silk shirts, shaking those little titties, Damn!
One afternoon crossing the street on WaikikiBeach my wife nudged me to look to her left, there stood the most stunning woman I have ever seen.
About 5’7″ tall, Hawaiian, long black hair, wearing a bright fluorescent thong bathing suit with her arms stretched up carrying a surfboard on her head, and yes, itty bitty titties, just so perfect she stopped traffic both ways, her ass was so tight, just a slight jiggle.
Spank bank material!!
Other than getting older, I do hope all is well with you, I truly miss your essays and your wit.
Psalm 71:8-9 KJB… “Let my mouth be filled with thy praise and with thy honour all the day. Cast me not off in the time of old age; forsake me not when my strength faileth.“