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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:54 pm

And for FF:

Caution

Theburningplatform is a free speech zone. Free speech can be uncouth, offensive, intolerant, outrageous, and scary, and you might be furious about what any one person says, but that’s a small price to pay to preserve our liberty. Those who seek to quell free speech are ultimately seeking to quell independent thought, and they are far greater threats to our society than all the terrorists combined. So, if you see a post you don’t like, tough shit; suck it up, buttercup.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 7:38 pm

WhatDoesItMean.com
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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:55 pm

I find that offensive. 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 7:33 pm

I find it defensive. Especially in a blue hive city.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 7:41 pm

Offense is the best defense.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
October 1, 2022 9:28 pm

I find it offensive that I don’t own one.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:10 pm

Because the middle barrel might leave a gap in the middle with pieces of the left and right side of the head still remaining….that’s also why.

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:24 pm

Of that is real I in awe, but wonder if they cheapet out on the more useful 4 barrel?

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:56 pm

Depends on whether he has a dog named Nigger.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 5:10 pm

Specifically a coon-hound.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:53 pm

Yes, because all White men do is spend 24 hours out of every day thinking about how to take the black man down. It’s amazing how so many of us find the time to become good fathers, doctors, lawyers, engineers, and leaders of society when all we do is spend time dwelling on shit that doesn’t exist. It must be our White privilege.

Mix
Mix
  Daniel Silvan
September 30, 2022 7:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:56 pm

I can assure you that I am not only racist, but a climate change denier as well.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
September 30, 2022 5:07 pm

I’m shocked! Say it ain’t so, Joe…..(:^)

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 30, 2022 8:33 pm

Be comfortable with it.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  YourAverageJoe
September 30, 2022 6:27 pm

You sound average, Joe.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:46 pm

If it is me, then yes.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:36 pm

…and now it only takes a few weeks to be become conspiracy fact.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:15 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:55 pm

Fact check: Mostly false.
He didn’t make up that study.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:55 pm

I agree with this study.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Daniel Silvan
September 30, 2022 7:37 pm

82.45% of statistics are just made up on the spot.

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 10:28 pm

BS it’s 81.45_the government spent 50 billion to to downgrade your fake news

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:16 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:58 pm

F.f. to learn;
Annie Oakley was born Phoebe Ann Moses (sometimes Mosey) on August 13, 1860, in Darke County, Ohio.
1. Annie Oakley lied about her age.
2. Annie Oakley shot her way through a mortgage.
3. Annie married the first person she beat in a shooting competition.
4. Buffalo Bill first refused to hire her.
5. Her skills with firearms were legendary.
6. She was adopted by Sitting Bull.
7. She volunteered to raise a regiment for the Spanish American War.
8. She won a huge libel lawsuit but didn’t take home anything.
9. Annie Oakley overcame paralysis.
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OK, back to our weekly fails.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Mix
October 2, 2022 11:06 am

Pierced ears. Interesting.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
October 2, 2022 11:23 am

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:18 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:56 pm

Now try it on for size…

See?
I’m happier, more intelligent, and better-looking already!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:58 pm

Guess that’s a Jill-O’-Lantern. They come carved and they’re perfect as is. Feel free to add your seeds.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:21 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 8:21 pm

This is the correct picture.
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I’m still waiting for justice.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
September 30, 2022 8:37 pm

I just don’t know what to say

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
September 30, 2022 10:09 pm

Just say screw that anti-American, ungrateful, m00selimb coon bitch.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:00 pm

If you are what you eat she must be ingesting a whole lot of whale.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 5:01 pm

And pig.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:41 pm

and i bet scales are ray-siss too.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 11:30 pm

well, they were invented by a white man.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:11 pm

Sheboon extraordinaire…

RW
RW
  nkit
October 1, 2022 3:30 am

Stacey Abrams has a swimmer’s body. Too bad it’s the body of a walrus.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:01 pm

It was electrifying.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 8:26 pm

The first milli-second was enlightening.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:00 pm

Fried nigger

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:43 pm

His whole life flashed before his eyes.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 9:20 pm

That couldn’t have been his life. He wasn’t that brilliant.

B B
B B
  nkit
October 2, 2022 9:19 pm

To some degree, I’ve done that before. It gets your attention.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:26 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:58 pm

Perfect amount of constraint.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:04 pm

I used to love Jell-O, so for old time’s sake, dessert tonight will be a bowl full of tits.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 4:05 pm

Certainly better than a bag of dicks.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 8:43 pm

agreed
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Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Mix
September 30, 2022 9:22 pm

The impressive part is that there is no glass.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Mix
September 30, 2022 11:11 pm

Sorry, but that’s one dumb looking kid.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:44 pm

Giggitty.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:27 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:53 pm

I’ve been told that my gene pool doesn’t have a filter.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:05 pm

And the pool is polluted with leftist sludge.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:32 pm

Tainted Blood: American Red Cross Caught Mixing Vaxxed And Unvaxxed Blood, Lies About Dangers
Studies show that spike proteins in the blood of the vaxxed enter the bloodstream
If you or someone you know requires a blood transfusion, you might want to avoid tapping into the American Red Cross. That is because the group is indiscriminately mixing vaccinated blood with unvaccinated blood, we now know.
The reason this is highly problematic is because vaccinated blood is tainted blood, meaning the recipient will receive all the spike proteins and other toxins produced by the shots in the person who received them.
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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:28 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:39 pm

Ingredients
12 medium sea scallops

1 teaspoon salt, or more to taste

5 tablespoons clarified butter (ghee), warm

2 tablespoons lemon juice

2 cloves garlic, minced

3 tablespoons clarified butter (ghee)

Place scallops in a bowl and sprinkle with salt. Cover and let rest in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.

Combine 5 tablespoons warm butter, lemon juice, and garlic in a bowl; whisk until combined. Let sit at room temperature for 30 minutes.

At the same time, remove scallops from the refrigerator and let come to room temperature, about 20 to 30 minutes.

Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a nonstick pan over medium-high heat, making sure it does not smoke. Brush scallops with garlic mixture and add to the pan. Cook until the bottoms begin to sear and turn golden, about 2 minutes. Flip scallops, brush with garlic mixture, and cook another 2 minutes. Remove scallops from the heat and let them continue to cook while they rest, off the heat, for 5 more minutes. Plate and serve.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:07 pm

His mama told me not to come, but we’re glad I did.

Freddy
Freddy
  Bob P
October 1, 2022 6:18 am

Because 1 is the loneliest number…

a9racer
a9racer
  Freddy
October 1, 2022 9:36 am

But I must let the show go on

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:41 pm

Is that snugglebuns?

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:08 pm

Holy shit; she actually told the truth once.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 7:10 pm

Once. But I bet some waterboarding might a few more truths out of her.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:43 pm

Slick has used Hilda to prove that too!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:34 pm

apparently

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:34 pm

just like we are ignoring the BILLIONS sent almost weekly to Ukraine to wash back into deep state hands

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:09 pm

I’m shocked, I tell ya.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:11 pm

And on board that train are 16,000 illegals. So drive it right into the ocean.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:35 pm

Whose fault is that for believing politicians? GFY.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:31 pm

If there was a market for it the gov wouldn’t have to get involved at all.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:37 pm

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TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:19 pm

A dog with a neck that big probably died of dehydration with that little water bowl.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:32 pm

Then the other dogs would die of thirst.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:39 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:13 pm

Especially when many of them were hand-picked for her.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:24 pm

OK I see the tranny I see the rapist but all the rest could potentially fill the Satan role. So you’re going to have to point out who Satan is so I know all those simply doing his work

B B
B B
  Anonymous
October 3, 2022 9:12 am

He’s the invisible spiritual force behind the lot of them. He’s invisible to humans.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:13 pm

Someone turn on that fucking saw.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 11:57 pm

no Bob, you’ll cut his tits off.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:17 pm

So I saw somewhere that this dude is just doing this to ridicule school policies. He isn’t a tranny, isn’t gay, doesn’t want anything other than to expose the school system’s policies for the absurdity they are. Nice to think that it is true.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:14 pm

We can afford to send billions to Ukraine because our infrastructure is just fine.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:29 pm

If only it were the FBI on their way to raiding another republican’s house. Ah to live in a perfect world

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:16 pm

We need about a million of these at the southern border.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Bob P
October 2, 2022 12:42 pm

2 million, and counting…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:56 pm

These ratings would be false advertisement in a Walmart.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:53 pm

When an appliance store hires jeffery dalmer.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:57 pm

That bench has got wood.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:50 pm

Wow, look how big that spider behind you is.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 3:16 pm

We need about a million of these in my back yard.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 3:51 pm

Too much is never enough.
A clear sign of addiction, Bob.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  fujigm
October 2, 2022 12:44 pm

…who died of excessive nymphettes…

hammie
hammie
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:59 pm

This would be a happy death

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:58 pm

I like this girl… don’t know why.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 11:57 pm

Would have been wild if she landed on that saddle horn sticking up..

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
October 2, 2022 12:45 pm

Cool how the horse helped her get mounted.