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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:23 pm

Looks as excited as my wife does when I take off my clothes.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Bob P
October 1, 2022 12:24 pm

Looks like my first wife when she takes off her clothes.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:24 pm

Don’t blame you, pup. If she ever lands on you that would be all she wrote.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 11:39 pm

Animals can sense impending earthquakes you know…

Mix
Mix
September 30, 2022 1:38 pm

F.f. age check.
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
September 30, 2022 1:41 pm

TESLA
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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 4:22 pm

If some idiotic bunghole parks its Tesla next to my 1987 Crown Vic and said vehicle burns my CV to a crisp, can I sue it for damages?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sen. Cornynholio
September 30, 2022 4:46 pm

No, but you can sue the EV owner.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  MrLiberty
September 30, 2022 10:50 pm

wait until a lotta smart elitist folks buy those firebombs and they find they can’t use the parking garages.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
September 30, 2022 10:49 pm

saw one when they were here years ago. the spare tire sat on top of the carburetor?

Idaho
Idaho
  Red Byrd
September 30, 2022 11:40 pm

that would be a subaru Loyale about 1990?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
October 1, 2022 9:06 am

Remember when a yugo got blown off the Mac bridge many yrs ago.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:39 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:24 pm

Being a human counterweight is potentially lethal !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:13 pm

I’m thinking the end of the vid is cut off ’cause buddy got Wile E Coyoted?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:52 pm

just one more stupid fat ass for counterweight and it would have worked.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:40 pm

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Scot
Scot
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:18 pm

Waterboarding isn’t going to work on her.

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Scot
September 30, 2022 4:25 pm

Vodkaboarding ?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:26 pm

Gotta love a girl that talented with her mouth and throat.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 5:32 pm

swollower!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
September 30, 2022 7:14 pm

Or an empty head.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
September 30, 2022 10:53 pm

a lotta practice to lose the gag reflex.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:40 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:26 pm

Lends a whole new meaning to split tail.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:15 pm

Who wants to play chicken?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:20 pm

Hey.. look at my cock!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 11:43 pm

Where’s that leftist dog go?

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:29 pm

That’s nowhere near as embarrassing as what I just did when I was watching that babe drink the water.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:15 pm

cocaine’s a helluva drug

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:36 pm

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Greybeard
Greybeard
  Mix
September 30, 2022 8:33 pm

“Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.”

The scene is even better because he’s a Lefty.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
September 30, 2022 9:02 pm

Left handed sniper, right handed rifle.
Edit: did not see Greybeards post before my comment.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
October 1, 2022 9:09 am

Wasn’t this from Saving Ryan’s Privates. Or something like that.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:42 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
October 1, 2022 3:12 am

Raising them right, starting them young.

People who raise kids without a dog are guilty of child abuse.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  nkit
October 1, 2022 12:33 pm

Black Labs. Best. Dogs. Ever.

Out in my yard, my Lab would automatically sit herself between my young son and any stranger that passed on the sidewalk.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:42 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:42 pm

pretty much.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:44 pm

Prerequisite to proceeding gif.
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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:05 pm

Shouldn’t he be throwing a garter?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Anon y mous
September 30, 2022 11:43 pm

Gay wedding, that’s why everybody ran.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:20 pm

Hilarious, but before buddy goes to sleep, he better remove all the knives in the house.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
September 30, 2022 9:05 pm

She was awake the whole time

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:43 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:47 pm

Been there, did that, F18 Nacra.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:05 pm

Brief E ticket ride.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tree Mike
September 30, 2022 7:22 pm

In a decade, that reference will be lost on nearly everyone….sadly.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:11 am

Was that Burt Lancaster on that flying trapeze?

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:29 pm

Tripped by a stripper.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:15 am

This is how you train…….

Anonymous
Anonymous

ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:46 pm

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Creed
Creed
  nkit
October 1, 2022 3:50 pm

Today’s winner!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:47 pm

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Mix
Mix
September 30, 2022 1:47 pm

Is this the hand of God in action?,
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it could be.

fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
September 30, 2022 2:45 pm

Think of the fun Monty Python could be with today’s video editing vs. the animation of old…

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:48 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
October 1, 2022 10:49 am

Absolutely stunning!!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:34 pm

Moi aussi, chérie.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:53 pm

C’est une rousse sexy.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:21 am

YES! What Bob and Mix said!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:35 pm

Yummy.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:52 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:10 pm

Soccer mom

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:35 pm

Yucky.

hammie
hammie
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:11 pm

Does her name start with K?

todd
todd
  hammie
September 30, 2022 5:43 pm

i always spelled it with a C

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  todd
October 1, 2022 9:22 am

But “Kunt” looks classier.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 5:58 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 30, 2022 7:24 pm

Get out and beat her with a pipe.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:55 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:02 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
September 30, 2022 7:25 pm

I’m thinking that cannabis plants made him the happiest.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:56 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:05 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Mix
September 30, 2022 7:56 pm

Just like Biden-voters.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:37 pm

That must be the advanced model. Mine couldn’t even draw a stick figure.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:10 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
September 30, 2022 7:26 pm

Here, let me…..

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:57 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
October 1, 2022 9:29 pm

There’s two types of countries in the world, those that like soccer and those that have sent a man to the moon.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:38 pm

Swan dive

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:13 pm

I’m looking at two swans on the lake right now.
Sorry, urbanites.
It’s going to be a beautiful sunset.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:59 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:19 pm

Cyclone fence, picket fence wannabe.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 1:59 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:20 pm

Pre-feel-the-pain pain.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:00 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:36 pm

See that duck duck go.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

NOT a duck! Identifies as a cat!

RW
RW
  bridgeportbob
October 1, 2022 3:47 am

Nonsense! They prefer to be called water chickens!

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:24 pm

karma
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
September 30, 2022 9:08 pm

Mayor of Houston when at the dentist.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:28 pm

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Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Mix
October 1, 2022 12:45 pm

What do wind chimes, wallpaper, and Jeffry Epstein have in common?

They don’t just hang themselves.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:42 pm

This guy needs a girlfriend.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 6:33 pm

just a pronoun away
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
September 30, 2022 9:10 pm

The result of an intra racial encounter with the Mayor of Houston

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:43 pm

Hillary’s legs have always been her best feature.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 9:39 pm

hrc aka “cankles”.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:51 pm

Like freak show freaky….

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
September 30, 2022 4:44 pm

Synthol loser. Instant (fake) muscles.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
September 30, 2022 6:35 pm

Pink is definitely its color.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:04 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 30, 2022 9:11 pm

When it gets done gorging, it.will take a piss and shit in it.

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:45 pm

My puke dog has a first name; it’s O-S-C-A-R.
My puke dog has a second name; it’s M-E-Y-E-R

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 11:54 pm

Learn to spell Bob P. It’s right in front of you too, for cripes sakes…

Bob P
Bob P
  bridgeportbob
October 1, 2022 6:38 am

Yeah, but Im stoopid so I dont no any beter.

Mix
Mix
September 30, 2022 2:08 pm

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Scot
Scot
  Mix
September 30, 2022 3:14 pm

It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Scot
October 1, 2022 12:53 pm

Real incident —

Progressive Climate Change Believer: “Climate change is just simple high school physics!”

Me, thinking to myself: “Climate change is a chaotic system with at least a dozen major variables and no possible way of determining the initial system state.”

nkit
nkit
September 30, 2022 2:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:46 pm

I think the White House needs an entire kennel.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 30, 2022 7:30 pm

They need a kennel of trained attack Rottweilers. Screw comfort.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 30, 2022 2:53 pm

Every workplace should have a woketard in a closet, and a baseball bat on hand.
Just in case you’re having a bad day.
Or just for fun.

Mix
Mix
  fujigm
September 30, 2022 6:41 pm

Give “being faced” a whole new meaning.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
September 30, 2022 9:42 pm

and have them wearing a cat costume.