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Looks as excited as my wife does when I take off my clothes.
Looks like my first wife when she takes off her clothes.
Don’t blame you, pup. If she ever lands on you that would be all she wrote.
Animals can sense impending earthquakes you know…
F.f. age check.
TESLA
If some idiotic bunghole parks its Tesla next to my 1987 Crown Vic and said vehicle burns my CV to a crisp, can I sue it for damages?
No, but you can sue the EV owner.
wait until a lotta smart elitist folks buy those firebombs and they find they can’t use the parking garages.
saw one when they were here years ago. the spare tire sat on top of the carburetor?
that would be a subaru Loyale about 1990?
Remember when a yugo got blown off the Mac bridge many yrs ago.
Being a human counterweight is potentially lethal !!!
I’m thinking the end of the vid is cut off ’cause buddy got Wile E Coyoted?
just one more stupid fat ass for counterweight and it would have worked.
Waterboarding isn’t going to work on her.
Vodkaboarding ?
Gotta love a girl that talented with her mouth and throat.
swollower!
Or an empty head.
a lotta practice to lose the gag reflex.
Lends a whole new meaning to split tail.
Who wants to play chicken?
Hey.. look at my cock!
Where’s that leftist dog go?
That’s nowhere near as embarrassing as what I just did when I was watching that babe drink the water.
cocaine’s a helluva drug
“Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.”
The scene is even better because he’s a Lefty.
Left handed sniper, right handed rifle.
Edit: did not see Greybeards post before my comment.
Wasn’t this from Saving Ryan’s Privates. Or something like that.
Raising them right, starting them young.
People who raise kids without a dog are guilty of child abuse.
Black Labs. Best. Dogs. Ever.
Out in my yard, my Lab would automatically sit herself between my young son and any stranger that passed on the sidewalk.
pretty much.
Prerequisite to proceeding gif.
Shouldn’t he be throwing a garter?
Gay wedding, that’s why everybody ran.
Hilarious, but before buddy goes to sleep, he better remove all the knives in the house.
She was awake the whole time
Been there, did that, F18 Nacra.
Brief E ticket ride.
In a decade, that reference will be lost on nearly everyone….sadly.
Was that Burt Lancaster on that flying trapeze?
Tripped by a stripper.
This is how you train…….
ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…
Today’s winner!
Is this the hand of God in action?,
it could be.
Think of the fun Monty Python could be with today’s video editing vs. the animation of old…
Absolutely stunning!!
Moi aussi, chérie.
C’est une rousse sexy.
YES! What Bob and Mix said!
Yummy.
Soccer mom
Yucky.
Does her name start with K?
i always spelled it with a C
But “Kunt” looks classier.
Get out and beat her with a pipe.
I’m thinking that cannabis plants made him the happiest.
Just like Biden-voters.
That must be the advanced model. Mine couldn’t even draw a stick figure.
Here, let me…..
There’s two types of countries in the world, those that like soccer and those that have sent a man to the moon.
Swan dive
I’m looking at two swans on the lake right now.
Sorry, urbanites.
It’s going to be a beautiful sunset.
Cyclone fence, picket fence wannabe.
Pre-feel-the-pain pain.
See that duck duck go.
NOT a duck! Identifies as a cat!
Nonsense! They prefer to be called water chickens!
karma
Mayor of Houston when at the dentist.
What do wind chimes, wallpaper, and Jeffry Epstein have in common?
They don’t just hang themselves.
This guy needs a girlfriend.
just a pronoun away
The result of an intra racial encounter with the Mayor of Houston
Hillary’s legs have always been her best feature.
hrc aka “cankles”.
Like freak show freaky….
Synthol loser. Instant (fake) muscles.
Pink is definitely its color.
When it gets done gorging, it.will take a piss and shit in it.
My puke dog has a first name; it’s O-S-C-A-R.
My puke dog has a second name; it’s M-E-Y-E-R
Learn to spell Bob P. It’s right in front of you too, for cripes sakes…
Yeah, but Im stoopid so I dont no any beter.
It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Real incident —
Progressive Climate Change Believer: “Climate change is just simple high school physics!”
Me, thinking to myself: “Climate change is a chaotic system with at least a dozen major variables and no possible way of determining the initial system state.”
I think the White House needs an entire kennel.
They need a kennel of trained attack Rottweilers. Screw comfort.
Every workplace should have a woketard in a closet, and a baseball bat on hand.
Just in case you’re having a bad day.
Or just for fun.
Give “being faced” a whole new meaning.
and have them wearing a cat costume.