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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 2:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 3:57 pm

It’s Marxism.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 10:49 pm

No, it’s time for target practice.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 2:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:00 pm

After this successful ad campaign, the advertising firm branched out to nationalities with, “For God’s sake don’t let a Chink drive it.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 2:15 pm

Glad your drinking again Bob.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:01 pm

The only downside is the good carbs are harder to digest.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 28, 2022 10:50 pm

Synchronized carbs are always good carbs.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:00 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 29, 2022 11:47 am

nkit, with you all the way! became carnivore and stopped my arthritis and never felt better.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
October 29, 2022 5:27 pm

Save the planet – eat a steak.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:01 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
October 28, 2022 8:31 pm

Any answers to the question above from Gov. Greg Abbott will be appreciated.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 5:46 pm

that web address is for sale.

happy smoking
happy smoking
  Anonymous
October 28, 2022 7:21 pm

ran out of cash?

fujigm
fujigm
  happy smoking
October 28, 2022 10:51 pm

Arrested and imprisoned.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:04 pm

Fuck. I need another drink.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 5:00 pm

The meme is from 2 years ago.

VOWG
VOWG
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 6:47 am

Have one for me as well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:24 pm

I hate meeting seniors citizens that turn out to be former high school buddies.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anonymous
October 29, 2022 11:50 am

at 76y.o. most all of my high school buddies are already dead.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
October 28, 2022 6:19 pm

Jul 78′

B B
B B
  Sabyre
October 30, 2022 2:58 pm

Aug. 78

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:05 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
October 28, 2022 3:40 pm

Amen. For some reason a large amount of my previous comments did not post. Possibly my crappy android phone? Idn

Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
October 28, 2022 6:27 pm

Through corruption, American citizens have been conditioned to believe the Constitution is a document of privileges without understanding that privileges are not rights. Your drivers license is a conditional privilege and thus can be taken away. Rights are established based on declared limitations of a governing force.

fujigm
fujigm
  Sabyre
October 28, 2022 10:55 pm

As to the drivers license, not quite.
The drivers license is what happens when you fail to enforce your rights.
The right to travel freely was forfeited to the state in exchange for the privilege to drive.
You remember the license to ride a horse, right?
Exactly.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  fujigm
October 28, 2022 10:59 pm

Whats next is more and more limitations and control. Rights are a goal that many wish to revoke as if that is an option. Rights cannot be revoked without converting rights to privileges.

fujigm
fujigm
  Sabyre
October 29, 2022 3:03 am

Rights can never be revoked.
They can only be surrendered.
(They cannot be taken, they can only be given up.)

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  fujigm
October 29, 2022 12:00 pm

or as our gov’t has become adept at…….just “ignored”!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Sabyre
October 29, 2022 11:59 am

gov’t as in other elitist endeavors is always all about “power and money” and you can bet without a Trump it will never retreat an inch!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  fujigm
October 29, 2022 11:57 am

sounds right but I remember when George Jones got a DWI ticket for driving drunk on a lawn mower and not on the road but on the grass right of way? his license was already suspended and it was argued he didn’t need one and was not in violation by staying off the road but our precious judicial system won’t be denied their power. so happens he was on the way to the liquor store to get some more beer?

fujigm
fujigm
  Red Byrd
October 30, 2022 2:07 am

DUI is bullshit law.
It is de-facto precrime.
There is no victim.
It is a ‘crime’ for what you might do.
That’s not a legitimate ‘crime’.
No victim, no crime.
Like the ‘implied consent’ legal fiction.
Consent is never implicit, it is always explicit.
If implied consent were reality, there would never be a rape charge.
“I paid for dinner, your honor. Consent was implied.”

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:35 pm

You think this is hyperbolae:
Direct FJB quote from the teleprompter: ” When I took office, gas was $5.00 a gallon”

The statement went unchallenged by the MSM

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:07 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 28, 2022 10:56 pm

Had to let them go.
They were too needy.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:07 pm

My tent collapses after just a minute or two.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 6:32 pm

My tent is air filled and thus must be blow hard.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:18 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
October 28, 2022 3:42 pm

Hips of the female for some reason are so much better, must be the 120 degrees or something

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:11 pm

So if you prefer right angles you’re a faggot?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
October 29, 2022 5:37 pm

That’s the temperature.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 30, 2022 2:50 am

In my vote, not because it was true, because it was gross.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:20 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
October 28, 2022 3:44 pm

Big mike ftw I guess

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:12 pm

Don’t do it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 4:32 pm

Absolutely NEVER in any imaginable circumstance, did it cross my mind…… but that pic made my eyes cross and my butt tighten up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 30, 2022 2:52 am

Again, gross.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:14 pm

(S)he floats like a water buffalo and stings like a bee with her little prick.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 29, 2022 12:06 pm

Marciano would have pounded Clay to submission. many others tried to block/rope-a-dope but he beat their arms and broke bones. the Muslim name change and other BS was a ploy to dodge the draft!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 29, 2022 12:48 pm

I see man-traps.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
October 29, 2022 8:10 pm

Both Obsolete Farm Implements…

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:16 pm

“I’m thinking we’ll harvest another brain and install it in your neck lump,” said Dr. Frankenstein.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 4:41 pm

… from Abby Normal?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
October 29, 2022 10:20 am

Fettermanstein

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 29, 2022 12:09 pm

and just how many total morons in Penns. will still vote for him figuring his addled wife will keep him under control……..can’t happen? just look at the White House.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:17 pm

Huh, I somehow thought there was more to it. This prepping is pretty easy.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:19 pm

Hint: if you really want to frighten children, pay a little more and get the googly eyes option.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 10:59 pm

And the horse tooth smile.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:20 pm

C’mon, man! I was retarded before I turned senile, so it’s not my fault.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 12:28 pm

and pure anger/meaness and total evil towards anything normal/sane and proper. but the DA thinks getting a wafer from a Priest will get him to Heaven?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
October 28, 2022 7:40 pm
nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:20 pm

“This will never catch on,” said a young Paul Krugman.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 4:48 pm

Maybe one of your best comments, Bob!

Ray Jason
Ray Jason
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 9:36 pm

Great, Bob. Both true and SAVAGE!

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Bob P
October 28, 2022 9:43 pm

Young Jim Cramer agreed with him.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
October 29, 2022 10:01 pm

Those were the days….

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 5:06 pm

They shutdown the extension. The Keystone pipeline has been pumping tar sand oil for years. I live a couple of miles away from a Keystone pipeline compressor station here in Texas.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anonymous
October 29, 2022 12:31 pm

yes, but not from the huge oil reserve in Canada and after they dumped billions$$$$ into the project to get it to us.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Red Byrd
October 29, 2022 1:47 pm

The Keystone pipeline pumps the tar sand oil from Hardisty Canada to the Texas Gulf coast. About 590,000 barrels a day. The Keystone XL would have increased that to about 830,000 barrels a day.

B B
B B
  Anonymous
October 30, 2022 3:14 pm

If this is true, why are Mexicans still coming across? Pile it higher.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:40 pm

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CCRider
CCRider
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:14 pm

Just wear brown pants.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  CCRider
October 28, 2022 4:53 pm

Sit on an unwrapped Hershey bar for awhile.

B B
B B
  CCRider
October 30, 2022 3:14 pm

which color?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 5:07 pm

That would 10% for the Big Guy kick backs from Money for Ukraine.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
October 29, 2022 12:32 pm

every time I see that stupid basturd I have a hard time believing that anyone with a normal brain could have voted for him?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Red Byrd
October 29, 2022 8:29 pm

Maddening and depressing, isn’t it?

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:22 pm

citizenfreepress calls her Vodka Skeletor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:50 pm

I might have included a covid vax but that’s just me

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:42 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
October 28, 2022 5:11 pm

Not so sure about that size thing … De Santis says he’s a midget …

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:54 pm

Wait, no get out of jail free card? This is a rip off! Don’t buy it.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:48 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:04 pm

It’s difficult for me to know if this is a real quote from her or not. It does ‘sound’ just like what she might say.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  Anon y mous
October 28, 2022 4:56 pm

…after smoking a blunt.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Free Slave
October 29, 2022 12:36 pm

and laughing about all the homies she put in prison for possession.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
October 28, 2022 5:12 pm

Probably the most sensible thing she’s said …

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:24 pm

Uh, all the glasses are different.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 12:37 pm

Bob, easy on Nkit. he slips occasionally but we need his ability to find good pics.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 8:16 pm

BobP, it could be his glasses???

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 30, 2022 3:06 am

Uh, everybody. Check out the bottom right picture.

B B
B B
  Anonymous
October 30, 2022 3:18 pm

No!

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:24 pm

I think it should be called Pfizer Katie.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:26 pm

Look what we’ve come to. So, why in fuck are we picking a fight with the Russians?

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
October 29, 2022 12:40 pm

some people just really want an ass kicking, even if they have to do something really stupid to get it. I think we should just put all the pervs in the military into one unit and send them overseas to start a fight with anyone so we can see how stupid that idea of diversity really is?

Free Slave
Free Slave
  nkit
October 28, 2022 4:57 pm

Be careful. They could be special forces troops.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Free Slave
October 29, 2022 8:18 pm

Oh yes, they’re special, all right….like Special Ed, complete with the short Yellow bus-kind of special…

B B
B B
  Free Slave
October 30, 2022 3:19 pm

Did you mean “special farces”?

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:55 pm

Redhead of the day

Emily Erickson

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
October 28, 2022 6:43 pm

I’m thinking the name should be changed to Redhead of the Week considering Friday Fail is once a week.

nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 28, 2022 3:57 pm

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