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You know what’s great about MSM? Not a fucking thing. MSM can’t admit their mistakes lest they expose their incompetence and culpability, and when oligarchs get a little overambitious killing people this can be a real problem. Fortunately for the left half of the US population (60% in Canada, 75% in Europe, to pull numbers straight from the ether), the media and social media shield them from facts, so they can get on in life without the inconvenience of knowing the awful truth.
We’ve all heard about The Atlantic’s demand for amnesty for everything the sons of bitches did to us for two and a half years to which we here at TBP shrieked as one, “Suck on my lower-hanging ball!” No one (alive) has ever accused me of having a temper, but that article made me angry enough to go outside and throw rocks at nuns. We all know what the last couple of years has been like and have read far too many accounts of it this past week as alternative media types bitched about the article, but allow me to sum it up in one sentence. Everyone had to wear useless masks to protect us from a harmless virus because the harmful vaccines were useless in protecting us from the harmless virus all because the dastardly unvaxxed spread a disease they didn’t have to people vaccinated against it. Capisce? It all seemed perfectly sensible to hoi polloi. The most essential element of covid-19 was idiots who believed everything the corrupt politicians and media told them, and evil outfits like The Atlantic were responsible for establishing and maintaining the official narrative.
We, of course, reject the demand for amnesty. Were this the 10th century, we’d send the headless corpse of the peace envoy back on his horse. Perhaps the fun ideas employed during the Spanish Inquisition might guide us on how to deal with these monsters. I see a broad avenue lined with their heads on pikes. Or we could give them two options; internment or interment. Just a little n makes so much difference.
As for the author of the shameful article–I don’t recall her name and don’t want to–she’s evidently hampered by the gaping lacuna in her skull. Maybe it’s not her fault. Maybe she spent her childhood chained to a pole in the basement and became deranged, but never mind. Making excuses for her doesn’t give me the leeway I need to properly insult the bitch. If I might be a tad literary for a moment: “There you stand, dressed in haughty arrogance, oblivious that your real habit is naked ignorance.” In any event she failed in her assignment to gaslight everyone into believing it was all an honest mistake. She brought down the wrath of the right on her head, and I’d be surprised if she sticks it back up any time soon.
Friday Fail of the Week goes to The Atlantic, and to all the MSM and social media who made the scamdemic possible. May they all rot in hell for eterity.
Well said, Sir.
“Mistakes were made”
Those of us who saw the truth from the beginning did make one mistake. Like those mentioned above, we still have not corrected that mistake. We failed to eliminate the tyrants.
Back from hunting!
Gotta unpack and start an argument with the wife!
I’ll add more shit later.
Belly laugh, right in front of the wife…and she knows why.
I always thought Chelsea was the outcome of Hildebeest having anal with Webb Hubbell.
I haven’t posted in FF in a long time but this is a must not miss. If you don’t have tears from laughing then you are beyond hope.
Dear Mr. Humane Society Dude:
I saw your video of Pinky the cat, who attached himself to your nether region thereby inciting howls from yourself and myself. I would love to adopt Pinky. Let me know how I can do so.
Yours truly,
YourAverageJoe
Pinky’s first day at the YAJ home…
Get the gaff!
“GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
-Colorado Artist
Past time to go full baby harp seal on Pinky.
I should know better, but I always scroll down when I go to Twatter links.
There’s a Robert Reich tweet that is a double fail.
First person to figure out why it’s a double fail gets a gold star.
“…40…..70…” & WTF do corp profits have to do with inflation? Appleds & oranges, IMO.
Pure Cog Diss.
Trusting Robert Reich is like trusting the word of Herr Schicklgruber.
Record corp profits in inflated dollars on lower unit sales volume.
Corporate profits can be expected to be high. After all, the government just spent two and a half years mandating all the Mom and Pop businesses into bankruptcy.
People used to talk about it, but not anymore. I never get a response when I bring up how corporate profit margins are at record highs. Anyone who deals with commodities knows most of this inflation is artificial.
Everything seems to go over that guys head.
LOL!
(I saw what you did there)
Rule 72….. Just don’t pin it on my chest as there is way to much to get off it
Now that thar was some A number 1 shit there!!
I’d take “Pinky” in a heartbeat.
First, he’d never hear “Pinky” again.
Every feeding would be accompanied by a whistle.
The whistle becomes associated with food, treats, or sometimes affection.
Second, he’d be acclimated to the shop before being freed to roam the property.
Third, he’d be trained to attack ‘dark people’ (blue uniforms or dark skin) from above without making a sound.
I’d probably train him to go for the eyes immediately.
He would have a simple, happy cat life of killing rodents, patrolling his domain, and the special odd treat of attacking intruders.
That would be awesome
I’d adopt Pinky and deliver him straight to the taxidermist. Just gotta figure out his pose….
Drone?
Siamese have it already bred in them.
Amen to that
I would so adopt that cat in a heart beat!
Go Pinky!
I was rooting for the cat. Sic those gonads kitty. He’ll give up like he just got shot.
But he’s a very loving cat, CC!
Not the cat’s fault. He was in fear for his safety.
That’s the kind of mean pussy you don’t what to mess around with.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Also available for adoption, Pervy the pony:
As is apparent from the photo Pervy is a piebald pony that prefers to poke police personnel with his partially pink penis. Pervy was previously the property of the late Mr. Pinyan, who had certain perverse proclivities that resulted in his premature demise from being penetrated and subsequently perforated.
It’s only kinky the first time.
He needs a hammer.
That was a great laugh
The one with the woman who found a hat in a tree; Where I used to live, we used the Nextdoor® app, and there was one guy on there who lived several miles away who used to have to make at minimum one comment every single day. I guess just to prove to the world he still existed.
I recently joined the nextdoor site to sell a few things. Very disappointed to see that it is facebook lite. waste of my time
Miss the days when the biggest thing in the news was Jesus showing up in a bag of Cheetos or water stain.
Sheline?
an ode to the sundress, if worn by authentic females.
sound up. the narration is creative & a tad humorous
A beautiful woman is gold no matter how she dresses. She’s rare and treasured, a pleasure to behold and a thrill to hold.
“She comes out of the sun
in a silk dress running
like a watercolor
in the rain”
– Al Stewart “Year of the Cat”
Great song. It’s in my Chillax playlist.
God Bless America and God Bless the Sundress!
And, God bless White women!
hat tip TFI…
…and another one
Day 5. No one suspects a thing.
When I was a kid, we were always adopting stray dogs. One turned out to be a trained hunting dog that must’ve gotten lost. In any case, any time I grabbed my BB gun to go out and shoot at random objects just to target practice, the dog would go berserk and insist on going. I didn’t want him to go but my mother would demand I take him out since he wanted to go. Even worse, every time I did shoot the BB gun, the dog would take off running to fetch my “kill.” But, of course, there wasn’t anything to fetch. That’s when the dog would stop, turn around and give me a withering judgmental look that was downright embarrassing and made me feel stupid. I could just see his thought processes in that withering gaze~ Oh, great! I got lost in the woods and finally found my way out and someone decides to take care of me and I think my luck has changed but it turns out that I’m adopted by a tard that can’t hit anything! WTH?!?
HAHAHAHA!
That is a great story.
A trained upland hunting dog is worth about $5000.
A good pup from a known line costs upwards of $2000.
Just spent a week in the Adirondacks hunting
grouse and woodcock with AMAZING setters. It was a real
joy watching them work. We were very successful because of them.
A hunter from Texas and a hunter from Wyoming are comparing notes.
Wyoming: “We have to get up at 2am, drive for three hours, hike for another two hours through the snow, and hope we get a chance to even see a deer. You boys have it easy. You sleep in ’till 8, drive for 20 minutes, your tires never leave the pavement, and then you sit in your tree stand drinking coffee while waiting for the feeder to call in the deer.”
Texas: “No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. We drink beer in our tree stand. It’s too hot for coffee.”
Crap, I can just shoot deer or turkey off the back deck.
I shot a deer 3 days ago loading dogs into their boxes in a truck
for a grouse hunt. Looked up and there it was 60 yards away from the house. Reached through the open kitchen door for the Savage 300
on the gun rack and venison steaks for dinner that night. Oysters from Boston too.
I try to live well. I’m not rich but I live like I am when i can.
i wish i could post pictures from my phone or Nikon here.
and y shift an em key don’t work on y laptop.
God you people work too hard.
I hit a deer with the override bar on the F250 driving home from work.
Hit it in the head with an 2lb. single jack an threw it in the bed.
Bled it out, stripped it and hung it in the garage over the jeep (14′ ceiling).
No ammo spent.
Weather calls for 50 degree days the next week.
Should be good to go in 5 days…
Is that the typical amount of time for aging deer meat?
Truthfully, don’t know.
Got the time from a friend.
But I age rabbit for a day, so it seemed about right.
It’s not poaching unless you intentionally swerve.
i have found that butchering and cooling
game meat IMEDIATELY gives the best flavor.
There is no fat in game meat to give the meat
the cured flavor.
I will keep that in mind for next time.
It will be good for comparison.
If this doesn’t flavor up, I’ll pack it in red wine and make sauerbraten.
Same here. Was just riding around the property looking to see what needed attention. Stopped for a couple of minutes and noticed a doe standing about twenty feet from me just watching. Without the movement, I probably wouldn’t have seen her.
LOLOLLLL!
You never fail me CA and I don’t even shoot. But moving to SC everyone is shocked that I don’t own a gun. I know everyone responsibly owns a lot of guns and ammo. No excuse, just want constitutional carry. I don’t want the Gubement know anything I do.
My roommate bought a sweet AR 15 3 weeks ago and let me hold it. It’s awesome. Wants scope now and I said “Hell Yeah”. words he understands.
Get yourself a Glock 48 for CC.
About $500.
And don’t just hold that AR..SHOOT IT!
When I was a kid, I thought that a Turkey Shoot contest involved actually shooting the turkeys.
I play platform tennis.
We have a round robin’turkey shoot’ tournament
every Thanksgiving. A bottle of wild turkey
goes to each member the winning team, an actual turkey
goes to the losers.
Wild Turkey, aka “Liquid Panty Remover.”
…really likes this photo…
Nice mug.
I see two.
Beer glasses unnecessary here…
Thanks, Suds. I’d been pining for some tits.
So you like pearl necklaces?
At the Queen’s funeral, everyone was commenting on the fact that Kate was wearing the queen’s favorite pearl necklace that she had giver her. All I could think was how I’d like to give Kate a nice pearl necklace.
Because half the population is highly illogical.
> 0.5
You think half the population actually supports them? LOL
Because 45% of the country are permanently attached to the Leviathan tit.
and The Groomer Party has ALL their power because of that.
When it hits 50%…Game over.
1 word – Free Shit
The Hypocrisy…it burns!
I found it funny that the Pelosi family had no security considering all the money they have from insider trading. Or that they couldn’t afford a decent male prostitute. The same with Bill Cosby, all that money and he had to drug and rape women?
and………the one who finally got him into prison was a rug muncher.
Remember when Bill Cosby was a famous and respected member of American culture and an icon of Black America? And remember how he started giving speeches that Black people in America were their own worst enemy? And how White racism was not the reason why Black kids were failing school and Black criminals were murdering their brothers? Remember how he told Black Americans that until they fixed their OWN problems, they would never be successful in life? Remember that? And remember how suddenly, out of the blue, decades after the supposed events, he was suddenly accused of raping women back when he was young, handsome, rich, and a television star? Back when he could have had ten beautiful, willing women every night of the week if he had wanted?
Funny how those accusations turn up, isn’t it?
Something about buying your kids an encyclopedia instead of tennis shoes. I think it was a set up.
OTOH, on one of his comedy albums he made a joke about Spanish Fly and the hottie on I Spy.
Funny also that no one has written any books about being the sex victims of Michael Jackson either.
GRINDER gone bad.
Paul does love his manwhores.
pedo bill didn’t have to…he liked it.
another sick hollywood pervert shit.
nny shift key isn’t working. my nn key either.
A very special kind of stupid right thar. She should be wearing a helmet at all times.
SanFranNan’s daughter thought Rand’s neighbor was right.
I sure hope these stay up, after refreshing the page.
Many of them have that “blogger.Googleusercontent.com” prefix to their web link,
which, in the past, has skunked my attempts to spread the humor.
Hat tip to Woody, if this one stays up…
Nice buttons…
Chilly?
Nipply.
how weed smokers amuse themselves. well, some of them.
In case you were wondering how the millions of illegal aliens spend their days on the taxpayers’ dime.
Second hand smoke? Just pass the doob you bo…nevermind.
who said white men can’t dribble?
wait.
this one might be asian.
Uyghurs sent to “re-education” camps learn valuable job skills such as how to be a basketball.
Send this guy to Paul’s house.
Biden and Fetterman are both white and they both dribble…when they eat or drink.
or pee!
Hey! I resemble that remark!
The one with the crash where the guy jumped out of the passenger side then got up: 2 people got run over. I only saw 1 get up.
Yup.
Upon review, only the camera man got run over.
The guy that jumped from the vehicle hit the camera man and bounced off, rolling down the backside of the embankment.
Eleventy-seven, because one of them are both the same.
From a Dennis the Menace cartoon
I hate story problems… trauma in youth.
“Let me ask Hunter, he’s the smartest person I know.”
President Kamalatoe can solve this problem on her knees. just ask
Mayor Willie?
42
42, 43, whatever it takes.
The answer to everything.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDhKnekWEAcXeW0?format=jpg&name=small
If Ukraine were a beer store.
Suds
ruSSian mobilization.
Drunken wall FACED!
Twirling feet FACED!
Why, nkit? Why?
As a display of skill and dexterity.
It should be noted — she did NOT drop the cupcake.
!!!
Failus Maximus
I’ve asked and threatened nkit about this shit. I think he needs some professional help we can’t offer him here at FF. Maybe we could start a gofundme or get Dr. Phil to help gratis. Maybe someone could call for a welfare check. Something, some one, please. Can’t you see he’s crying out for help.
I only do it cause y’all love it so much…
these folks never wonder where all the cheese comes from here…
Because he’s an evil bastard. We love him but he’s still an evil bastard.
Ohhhh.. bleach my f’n eyes!
Would that be President Trump’s bleach?
Honey, you look flabulous!
That’s more than a woman, more like 2 1/2 or three!
L.
definitely beyond the reach of us average males.
Adoptable ponies need love too.
The truly frightening part? After she stood up, they could only find half the pieces of the chair.
Dead.
Didn’t even twitch.
Sanding can lead to a rough outcome.
Which is counter-intuitive.
Better to find that out now, instead of when some cutie is watching you while you’re waiting to drop the 8-ball.
That is something that Red Green would do
please don’t talk bad about Red. He is my all time hero. an absolute magician with duct tape.
If the woman don’t find ya’ handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Red Green
I am a man.
I can change.
If I have to.
I suppose.
He looked like he was board anyway.
kickback will get you every time.
Buddy got wood…. in a bad way.
nkit appeared at 1:21 then vanished at 1:23. I hope DHS didn’t disappear him for making disgustingly fat people look like disgustingly fat people.
Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round
Pinky at the beach
“needs Me some warden balls”
Does he kick sand in the face of all the weakling cats?
Ah, a poseable one.
Yes!!! There is a God!
Brings out the dirty-old-man in me.
I sure don’t remember the school girls looking like that when I was in grammar school in the 50s and 60s.
This is an instructional photo of what the worst fucking camera angle in this history of photography looks like.
its asian, it goes sideways, not up and down.
That’s not what i thought a head butt was.
Or a butthead.
Only one of them is Polish.
hey Jack, we saw what you did there. NOT a Polack, the sign says Japanese! My friend Tim from Maine wants to kick your ass and if you don’t apologize I will write him immediately!
What, there are no Japanese restaurants in Poland?
Thinking that wasn’t a fail.
Looks like he has the vehicle slideout down.
Video doesn’t show the landing.
Dr. Loveless
It’s called the Miguelitto dismount.
That will wear the side of your seat out in no time.
This is crude, disgusting, and such “entertainment is indicative of our society’s deterioration, so why am I laughing?
because farting and vomiting never isn’t funny.
-Cicero
dammit Nkit, you must really be having a tough day and seems to be getting worse as time passes?
Hunter and his buddies.
So, that’s what happened to Fetterman.
you can tell us the truth, Queen Oprah has already convinced you to vote for him and his wife.
Someone was spanking the monkey under the desk.
He was tubinating.
He dindunutt’n
Would’ve been even funnier if they were on the Golden Gate Bridge.
yes, with P. Pelosi and DePage.
Not sure if that’s a fail.
Looks like the kid was about to hit the underside of the bridge, and the dude jumped on purpose. Maybe.
Colorado has made Shrooms legal.
Doesn’t understand Newtons laws of motion.
For every moron, there’s an equal but opposite moron?
Yes, you are RIGHT!
Classic.
Rider lands like a boss.
As likely as the Democrats winning a fair election.
that’s nuffin Nkit, there is video on Utube of a man catching a bullet in his mouth. Bruce Lee was invincible like that……until he fell and busted his brain?
I loved those Chop Suey movies back in the day.
Drunken Master!
“Now look at them yo-yos, that’s the way you do it… my MTV”
More drunk ruSSians, not wanting to go to Ukraine.
Bitch slapped!
that’s what some little girl needs to do to Biden
Ball faced
Teabag faced
A lesson here for you MSM.
When glass is hit from the inside, it ends up on the outside and on the ground.
yes but it could have been from the effect of the reverse transmorphist contrascription vacuum explosibility.
Ahhhh…you just may be on to sumptin there.
Unless your in San Fran-sicko.
I left my fart in San Fran-sicko one time.
except when the glass is clearly bashed in from the outside…as evidenced by the glass pushed inwards
Jeff didn’t feel half as bad as the fish.