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What The Fuck?!
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/09/video-biological-male-wins-miss-america-in-new-hampshire-teen-beauty-pageant/
I am not sure if this is just a fail or a crime against humanity!
I’ve said this before but it bears repeating. This transgender nonsense is so unbelievable I look around for the candid camera every time it comes up. If a man tells me he’s a woman, or a woman tells me she’s a man, my first impulse is to laugh; my second is to question their sanity. If a supposedly neutral observer supports such a spurious claim, my first impulse is to laugh at their naivety–or is it stupidity? My second is to question their motives. If a bureaucracy–in this case the beauty pageant industry–backs such a preposterous notion as transgender, my impulse is to worry that I’m being governed by fools, or worse, cultural Marxists who actively support such blather to further their power.
This thing in the picture is not only not female, it’s fat and ugly. It could be the poster child of the entire insane woke movement.
100%! I’ve preferred girls/women on the plump side all my life. The two KEY parts of that statement= girls/women and plump, not ‘oh my god it’s coming towards us’!
L.
We all agree Bob. But look at all the smiling happy faces on the other clowns standing behind him? Super Sick!
Maybe they know it’s a joke.
So sick that those dumb ass bitches are gleefully cheering a ugly ass man taking from one of them an included several thousand scholarship prize that was setup to be awarded for the advancement of women.
You can’t make this shit up!!
Men can do everything better than a woman including ….being a woman.
I had a co-worker a few years ago announce that he is now a transgender woman. This was announced in a virtual team meeting. I almost laughed out loud, my common sense told me not to. I learned “she” was not joking. Good engineer and her work ethic never changed through out her transition.
I have no problem with someone wanting to do this after they have achieved the age of majority. I don’t want to use any tax dollars to pay for any par of this transition. I also think people who allow/push their children to transition are committing a crime.
Refuse to participate in their delusion.
Here’s a quarter. Take a ride downtown and have a rat gnaw that off.
Hi, I’m Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel’s wart.
It’s bofe…..
Like putting lipstick on a boar.
We ARE fucked as a society if we continue to enable this psychiatrically diagnosed mental disorder. The crazies are running the asylum.
We are fucked as a planet.
Maybe she/he/it/they (if any individual’s a they it’s this landwhale) really nailed the interview question?
Diversity…
Perversity.
I believe that is a ‘they’, it’s more than a woman, two and a half at least!
L.
It sure makes a person wonder about people’s thinking.
more like, not thinking
Since this is Friday Fail …
FTX Files For Bankruptcy, Sam Bankman-Fried Resigns As CEO. In addition to FTX, approximately 130 additional affiliated companies (together, the “FTX Group”), have commenced voluntary proceedings under Chap. Wait, 130? Yup: as the following org chart shows that may be conservative. – ZeroHedge
FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried said in investor meetings this week that Alameda owes FTX about $10 billion, people familiar with the matter said. FTX extended loans to Alameda using money that customers had deposited on the exchange for trading purposes. – WSJ
Wow, interesting background info.
Every.
Single.
Time.
The coming CBDC will wipe out all the centralized crap coins. the fed doesn’t like competition.
Gold silver and Bitcoin in a cold wallet doing p2p are the answer.
Anyone that believes that bitshit has intrinsic value is as delusional as that fat fucker who won a woman’s beauty contest.
Just pixels on our screens.
Then again, so are our IRAs.
The Bankman just got Fried !!!
Friday Fail Poll of the Week. The midterms didn’t go as well as Republicans hoped. There are various reasons for this, but we’ll focus on two of the primary ones since we’re limited to a dichotomous response. What was more responsible for the so-called “red trickle?”
Election fraud (GOP did well but the vote was stolen)= thumbs up
Braindead leftist voters (enough voters actually prefer the Democrats) = thumbs down
Trump fatigue. He couldn’t keep his pie hole closed. As the Bee nailed it, we now have a choice between a party of brain damaged vegetables or a party whose candidates can’t beat brain damaged vegetables.
Since over 90% of Trump’s endorsements won, that statement is false.
DJT endorsed 219 candidates.
Only 19 lost.
How many competitive races were won by Trump candidates? I’m guessing he is way below 50%.
Here in AZ they all lost. Or will lose.
The longer it takes to count the vote, the more likely a democrat will win.
Definitely a Murphy’s law.
Both actually serve a useful purpose….the candidates on the other hand….
Bob P I would say both. There is a third which is the various Republican Senate and Congressional election committees shut out or cut off as many MAGA candidates as possible. Cocaine Mitch with the Chicom Bitch actually spent money against MAGA candidates while donating to non Republicans running against them as done in Alaska.
NO McCONNELL, NO McCARTHY, Piss on the Murdochs and Paul Ryan!
Bob, I voted for fraud but still some scary ghostly feeling tells me I am seriously underestimating the number of total morons on the left side, especially the kids and they don’t seem to be moving into a sane condition. go to utube and see some of the many videos where the narrator goes around asking simple/common sense questions that none of them can answer: example, In what country is the Great Wall of China located? asking blacks: who fought in the Civil War? the answers are astounding.
All part of the plan.
The teachers union makes sure
the yoot is uneducated about everything except trannies.
An uneducated populace is an easily controlled populace.
Teachers Unions are Communist Covens
I voted for fraud. BUT, with so many braindead leftist voters out there, it doesn’t take as much fraud.
70 % of single woman voted demon-crat.
They have no man to protect them or make decisions for them, so they voted for the government for free shit and protection. Why they keep destroying the family unit structure. Got a problem, go to the government you can rely on. Suckers.
FSA= Free Shit Army of lazy people looking for their free shit.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/11/mccarthy-pledges-gop-wont-impeach-biden-for-political-purposes/
Hey, billionaires, lend me your ear. CO2 is not only harmless, it’s indispensable to all life, plant and animal, on our planet. You’re well aware of this, I’m sure; you’re pedalling global warming, with the bought-and-paid-for journalists supporting you, because you profit from it. This is ultimately about power and money, and it ranks, along with covid, as the greatest scientific scandal of all time. So cut the shit.
I noticed some shrubs in my yard grew more last summer than the past 3 summers combined.
Biopressure, according to Clif High.
More than profit is tyrannical communist NWO political controls, which they also tap for profit.
Some genius scientist needs to find a way to make expelled CO2 heavy enough to stay down near the ground instead of floating to the top and making a change to climate…….if it really is doing that? the only thing they seem to do now is clean/sequester the CO2 but not enough. maybe fill caverns/saltdomes with CO2 and then use the excess daytime windmill and solar power to compress the gas and use the compressed gas at night to run compressors/generators to use the saved energy into electricity and never expel the CO2 back into the air? It is reported that one volcano erupting will spew more “climate changing” gasses and particles into the air in a few hours than mankind has emitted in over 10 years.
Make dry ice and use a rail gun to launch it into space?
Aren’t they pining for Planetary Omnicide?
Hey, terrorists, just to let you know, there’s a huge juicy target right now in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. Seventy-two virgins await you with bated breath.
I know for a fact that my pencils misspelled many words in grade school.
Time to regulate the shit out of them!
Especially the ones with huge lead capacity like carpenter’s pencils.
Somehow I doubt that, Bob.
What about Baltimore?
What about Atlanta?
What about Memphis?
What about Kansas City?
What about Jackson?
What about Charlotte?
And...What Else do your 5 cities have an awful lot of…?
(we like cute chicks, but truth in advertising would require a completely different picture for the meme.)
That’s the fucking truth I can relate to.
I didn’t see anyone giving lead injections during the years of this crap in the PNW.
Upvote for getting “bated” correct.
Wait, what… isn’t co2 what puts the fizz in croak a cola? Ban sugar (hfcs)water to save the planet!
L.
Part of this latest elite shitshow is a demand of $4 TRILLION in “reparations” for whatever reason one may pull from their hindmost region. The low IQ gigolo and professional stupid person John Kerry representing “Joe Biden” says “we are open to this.” He went on to say it was “a matter of working out the financing.”
Start with Kerry’s finances…
Now would be a good time for an EMP.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
That once a yr event seems like a good target for a drone strike.
Displays the reasoning all single females employ when they vote Democrat.
Please….black people are already purchasing enough grossly inappropriate dogs to make themselves feel tough without needing new suggested breeds.
Yes, the Caucasian Shepard is a very serious dog. So is a Cane Corso. My SIL has one.
Ditto…and fish, too.
T-rex doesn’t want to be fed.
T-rex want’s to hunt!
Now that’s a chocolate fix.
You’re off to a killa start today CA
Almost long enough to make a belt for Rosie
Crotalus atrox. That racoon tail is the giveaway.
Dude looks like John Boy.
That is friggin’ awesome!
Sometimes we forget how good dogs really are!
Gone with the Schwin
Well, it’s not poaching unless you intentionally swerve.
He is in it for her sexual abilities.
Strong, independent women can’t do without men.
Eaton Rapids Joe’s blog had this posted today.
I’d seen it before, but it’s worthy of a revisit,
for today’s FF.
Music and a dancing chickie.
What’s not to like?
NOT a fail…..BRRRRRRUCE!
The fail comes when a year after you put a ring on them the are carrying an extra 100 pounds and that smile is long gone…
A woman marries a man believing she will change him.
A man marries a woman believing she will never change.
Many are wrong and become disillusioned.
Way better than watching twerking… I just don’t get that trend at all
You don’t understand the mindset of a slut.
which is a good thing.
Forearmed is to be forewarned.
Jeff Lynne and ELO are the best!
If you’re playing Name That Band, and you feel like you should know it but can’t quite place it, always go with ELO.
I love “Mister Blue Sky”
That’s a song you can brush your teeth to…
Saw them in Shreveport in 1978.
Great show!
Sincerely, Thank you! High point of my day.
That was wonderful and Not a Tattoo to be seen.
Thank you !
Must’ve been diving for a penny.
(Okay, that’s a bit anti-Semitic, so feel free to award me with a down vote.)
He needs the cure for stage face.
I have to say…….hammer nutsacked.
The old box up the box trick.
about 60 yrs ago when I was a school kid and part time grocery stocker I watch a big fat black woman do the same thing with a 5lb. canned ham.
Well that’s not kosher.
Teach your children well.
She’s got quite a “gripper” there.
I suppose the only karmic consolation is that her family is going to have to drink those things now.
And those who say England is falling apart are just plain wron . . . never mind.
/ 8-track tape player
and no NetFlix
Jared’s attempt to impress Brittany fell a tad flat.
“I can do it while I shed my pants”
9.1 for the vaulting box faced fail
Ok.
just FACED!
Don’t worry, Pedro. You have until Oct 9, 2024 to avoid this accident.
Knocked him out.
I hope he’s gay or that much wood up his hole would be quite unwelcome.
I hope he’s gay and dead.
I hate to ask a stupid question — but just what was this shit-for-brains trying to accomplish here?
Inquiring minds want to know …
I’m thinking dufous dickhead thought he could overshot it, butt ended up worse than running with the bulls..
At least his kids won’t be doing it.
Buddy be bleeding now… dead or alive.
I was the only one left in the bar to witness it, but I gave it a lusty cheer.
I was at my bosses’ house and his wife would always pull down her grandson’s pants, well turnabout was fair play, cept’n she didn’t wear underpants.
Awkward!
Oh, Jimbo, you rock!
That had to leave a mark … or two …
It’ll buff out.
The new jetty, power grater.
yep, stretch those back muscles and get more flexibility?
Sylvie, being a millennial, was proud to display her participation medal.
Fosbury FLOP!
Awe too bad, almost made it. She did the landing part pretty well.
don’t stop until you get enough?
She should have kept her brown eye open.
Hey, lady, if you like gooey stuff, do I have a treat for you!
Now that’s just sick…
Imagine what she would do to my lucky sock.
You’re kickin’ it Jack.
That kind of humor is gonna make you BMOC here.
The newest draftees in the Ukrainian army amuse themselves before the next battle.
Book her, Danno.
I saw it officer, he didn’t touch her.
Air bags protected her face.
Sea don’t
You have to admit, she was hard to miss.
hereafter known as ..bat girl.
Black men can’t roll.
Last weeks downvoters?
Your 72 virgins in the afterlife.
That’ll leave a benchmark.
Ok. Breaks over.
And Ollie said: ‘All right, Stanley — I’ll nod my head, and when I do you whack it with a hammer.’
Your other right.
Got the butthole right…
Love the butt hole.
To each his own!
C’mon Jack.
Your sense of humor has to love anatomically correct stick figures…
What can I say? It’s the cat’s ass.👍
You little bugger! No allowance for you till 2050!
Taxes are a bitch. Now give the bigger part to your big sister cause you young’ins love socialism.
Macron’s plan to send more refugees across the channel.
Maho Beach.
Maybe the Tour de France is getting a bit too competitive.
That’s from Steve Martin’s first Pink Panther movie.
That was felt in Houston
I thought they bounced…
Way to go, Celeste! Only 4 million miles to go and you’re down to your ideal weight.
Oh, Celeste! Now you have to run another million miles.
Glorifying fat as healthy.
So sad.
Really officer, it’s for my cat.
Uh…yeah…right. Just turn around.
This a a paddle buddy.
She tied for first.
Then she untied for second.
Makes about as much sense as those blue masks.
Nuke them all.
Damn, I wanna no wad dat nigga gots 2 say
Where the heck has Mix been?..I hope he is well. Hurry back, Mix.