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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:20 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:59 pm

That bug eyed look is gold
Oh shit, i’m so gonna do this.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:49 pm

When the most beautiful scenery is indoors.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:50 pm

When the most beautiful scenery is outdoors.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:50 pm

Proof that the fire department is a government operation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 12, 2022 2:49 pm

Who will the police say had the right of way?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:51 pm

C’mon eavestrough, let go!

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:26 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:42 pm

I bet that was exciting without fat Karen’s with tats.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:49 pm

As Archie and Edith once sang, “…those were the days”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:11 pm

My guess is 1964

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  YourAverageJoe
November 11, 2022 5:38 pm

the Merc. is a 62 monteray and the ford galaxy is 64 and don’t see one newer?

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Red Byrd
November 12, 2022 8:14 pm

The Galaxy is a 1963

Uncle Reno
Uncle Reno
  YourAverageJoe
November 11, 2022 6:57 pm

Red car on the left looks like a 68 Camaro.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:27 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
November 11, 2022 6:44 pm

In law school, we read a case in family law about a distressed husband who took a chainsaw to the house that the judge ordered split between the 2 of them … thing is, the wife didn’t serve any jail time for that split of the house … seemed a tad unfair … and the husband had really done a neat job of cutting it right down the middle …

Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 12, 2022 10:14 am

She backed out, she saw. It. Coming… (pa dum tish)

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:53 pm

A dickup truck.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:30 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:46 pm

Wait until I get underneath.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:03 pm

I can’t wait to see the pull up exercise

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:31 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:13 pm

I’d be hammering that…without the hammer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 8:05 pm

Heh babe, i got an idea.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:31 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:09 am

Drive trough shooting range? Must be Chicago!

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
November 12, 2022 9:37 am

What the ATF should be

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:32 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:49 pm

If anybody shows up to rescue us, I will keel’m.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:19 pm

An even rarer river mermaid. These were thought to be extinct.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:10 am

As small mouthed bass go, it’s a keeper.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:32 pm

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Juan
Juan
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:52 pm

You get a hole in one, I will give you Juan in hole.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:54 pm

My kind of caddy.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:06 pm

I want the wedge in the grass with her.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:33 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:07 pm

Another dangerous attitude I can’t afford

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:56 pm

Mittens survived the fall only to be run over by YourAverageJoe on his way home.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:58 pm

Dear Mum company,

My husband doesn’t complain about my underarms stinking but he does about my lady parts. Does Num work there, too?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:13 am

Is that her panties on the floor beside her left foot? Gooch stank?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:59 pm

What happens when your government is headed by a vegetable?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:15 am

Real billboard for Cox Nursery in Lorton VA…

You just can’t beat Cox for fresh vegetables!

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:59 pm

That should read, “Burp burp, motherfucker.”

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 13, 2022 8:59 am

If I sleep with her 10 times, which one of us is the slut?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:01 pm

A thumbs up and a dick’s up.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 11, 2022 8:57 pm

OMG!! A beached mermaid. Quick, we need to oil her down b4 she burns in the sun.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:40 pm

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morongobill
morongobill
  nkit
November 12, 2022 3:30 pm

She looks like she could wring a dick off😁👍

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:41 pm

And finally, Your Average Joe’s cat has a message for you…..

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:17 pm

I’m working on an equestrian commission.
Here is Sir Alfred Munnings, arguably the best to ever paint horses.
A self portrait of him with his wife.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 11, 2022 4:46 pm

He was blinded in cone eye as a young man lifting his dog over a fence when a briar
whipped into his eye. Most of his work was done after this accident.
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:17 pm

Hahahaaha

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 10:15 pm

Blind-side, dirty cheap, concussion protocol shot,delivered on the Bolt’s Cal Foote. Totally and strategically unnecessary. Like a Bobby Bowden-coached team.. Really ugly..Fuck the Capitals…We’ll see you’uns Sunday night, at Amalie Arena…Don’t fuck with #52…

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