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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:27 pm

That’s bitable.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:48 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:32 pm

I can’t have all of them, I’ll take the one with the most upvotes.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:13 pm

Is it the same girl in different dresses/poses?
She/they look alike to me….and I’m ok with it.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
November 11, 2022 11:25 pm

raycissss

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:50 pm

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reserved for future use
reserved for future use
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:10 pm

the votes are getting away!

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:50 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:58 pm

All our tools are on the table, well except this one.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:29 pm

She won’t dump him; too many woke points.

Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:00 pm

Which one is the true snake in the grass?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:29 pm

Crack one up for Tommy.

Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:02 pm

Now that’s an Apple bottom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:32 pm

Big deal… now impressive me by doing it with your frontside.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:52 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:03 pm

Have you seen my friend, Mr Whiskers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:38 pm

gross. get that thing out of there and away from the food

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:13 am

That is so stupid. That cat is not going to buy any food. It doesn’t have any money!

B B
B B

Pussies don’t usually need money.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:52 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:05 pm

His screw up just about brought the company down.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 11, 2022 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:34 pm

Transleopard. Where does it stop with these people.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
November 11, 2022 11:26 pm

That’s a beautiful dog…..

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:54 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
November 12, 2022 12:41 pm

I would have used the open one.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:31 pm

Bitches be jealous.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:35 pm

Both his girlfiends go doggy style.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:56 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:04 pm

A fragrant spot for a nap.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:34 pm

“The last polar bear is dead from global warming. Flowers grow where there was once ice a mile deep. We’re all doomed!” said Al Gore as a dimwitted liberal audience bawled.

Jack
Jack
  Bob P
November 11, 2022 4:09 pm

As he got aboard his private jet and flew to one of his mansions ten miles away.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
November 11, 2022 7:42 pm

10,ooo years ago there was miles of ice over north america and in a short perod of a thousand yrs time it all melted away because around a million cave men were hotshotting around in fossil fuel SUV’s and burning coal for their power plants.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:35 pm

Can I have a double dip?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 6:37 pm

well, now we know she swallows

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:57 pm

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REAPER
REAPER
  nkit
November 11, 2022 10:50 pm

Nice rack

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:21 am

This is why I lost my previous job. They told me to go learn to code. Is that some sort of euphonism for something mean? I don’t understand.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:46 pm

Did they take the vex-cine to all their animals as well?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 11, 2022 9:19 pm

fainting goats…it’s a breed that is really fun to mess with people. I had them for a while and one fainted when the UPS guy ran up on the deck. He thought he killed it

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:23 am

Libtards when being forced to see the truth.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:36 pm

Unicorn seems to be enjoying it, so who am I to judge?

Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:13 pm

Unicorn farts power everything including my neighbors wife.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:47 pm

Unicorns poop skittles. She likes them fresh.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:26 am

Rimming a unicorn……hmmm….is that something like…..say….kissing a frog?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:38 pm

Huh, I was wondering just this morning if there were any such 9-letter words.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 2:59 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:29 pm

Don’t worry.
If you took the jab they have something new called SADS.
Happens in your sleep often times.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
November 12, 2022 12:18 am

Hmmm. Makes one think about SIDS.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
November 12, 2022 8:29 am

Yes…YES it does. A close friend lost a child to sids.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:43 am

He died screaming with Wiley Post in Post’s Lockheed Vega.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:39 pm

It doesn’t matter that we can’t see her face since our eyes couldn’t escape anyway.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
November 11, 2022 7:49 pm

Huh, …..perfect breasted woman have faces?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:40 pm

Hey, darling, give me a hand.

Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:17 pm

She took Trump’s advice to grab them by th pussy.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:09 pm

Could this be Ray and the bow of Aventura?

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:10 pm

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TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:47 pm

What are these “leftovers” of which you speak?

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:11 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
November 11, 2022 5:45 pm

Thigh gap… best item on the menu!

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 11, 2022 6:00 pm

Got a penis!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
November 11, 2022 9:22 pm

or some really huge mud flaps

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
November 11, 2022 11:29 pm

baloney flaps…

a9racer
a9racer
  Anonymous
November 12, 2022 6:53 pm

Meat curtains

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:12 pm

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Juan
Juan
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:22 pm

Just call me Up at the Crack of Dawn Juan

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:33 am

Sometimes the best scenery is below decks.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:13 pm

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Jack
Jack
  nkit
November 11, 2022 4:25 pm

Stand beside her and guide her.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:34 am

And then again….sometimes on deck.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:39 pm

She can raise my flag any time.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:54 pm

What happens in a lightened storm when a coyote stands upright near a tree holding a tiny red and white umbrella.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 12, 2022 8:36 am

Check out the puff of smoke in the backgrd on the rite. It shows just how far the bolt of electricity can travel undergrd.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:45 pm

This was a great scene for those of us cheering for the dinosaurs.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
November 11, 2022 5:07 pm

One fewer lawyer too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
November 11, 2022 7:57 pm

Well, I most definitely did cheered for the t-rex in at least this scene.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:46 pm

She’d go well in the back of VW bus.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 11, 2022 3:47 pm

Let’s play steamroller!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 11, 2022 7:57 pm

Bum, bum ,bum.

B B
B B
  Anonymous
November 14, 2022 10:18 am

I had to recount. I thought there were four.

nkit
nkit
November 11, 2022 3:18 pm

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