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Issue them a rifle.
It’s handy if you ever need to puke.
Me an my roomates practice bukkake on it
HOW DARE YOU!
the most despicable basturd since LBJ!
Democrats are busy getting drunk on this now, celebrating the success of their latest round of heavy cheating.
I showed this to my wife and she slapped me! What did I do?
Everybody who remembers little Chef Boyardee growing up commercial
“If it’s so good for you, why does it taste so bad?” with Italian accent
Cut to grown Chef making his creations…
Nailed it.
You’re on a roll, Jack.
Before the hammer, warm me up with Mr. Hand.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgXwSOFVUAE59Yb?format=jpg&name=small
At least you won’t have a need for any additional advise after that.
I think, “Run now!” would be very helpful advice.
Then you can eat it through a straw….
More than those eggs are gonna get scrambled.
Just flush…
Jesus how fucking stupid are they in New York?
Here’s an old IQ chart. Unfortunately it only goes to zero.
95–104 Average
85–94 Dull
75–84 Borderline
50–74 Morons
25–49 Imbeciles
0–24 Idiots
So does that make kooks smarter than all of these folks?
Kylie intended to colour the map all red but her spinster aunt took away the red crayon and gave her a blue one.
That’s a lot of work and way too much gayness for a stupid pun.
No.
No it’s not, Bob.
I’ll allow it.
I hear the neighbor is a priest.
Limo on a logging road…priceless.
Unfortunately we’re currently tuned to the Gong Show.
Chuck Barris could have counted all the votes in the time it took Gene Gene the dancin machine to make one round of the stage.
That’s actually a very good bargain.
All I said was, “Honey, you want a slice?” and she divorced me on the spot.
‘Cause she didn’t get the jalapenos…
Well, if you’re not going to eat yours, can I have it?
My eyes started raining
me too Joe, had a dog like that once and I’m not tough enough to do it again.
Think of the happy, not the sad.
Then imagine what other dog would love that happy…
You have to be.
There’s one out there that needs you desparately.
I’ve had a lot of dogs in my lifetime. I still miss them all, and I wouldn’t want to live without my current one. They’re an infinite reservoir of love. You think it can’t happen again, but it will.
I had to put down my sweetie, Annie, last month. Was with her almost 24/7 fro 15 years. We had adventures all over the country. A wonderful GSD, miss her terribly.
Hurts like hell, but you wouldn’t trade the memories for anything.
The hardest for me was a beagle/dachsund mix. She had a ruptured aortic aneurism. She lay there with the most desperate look in her eyes, like saying “Help Me!” And there was nothing I could do except let the vet ease her passing. Never again.
Couldn’t finish reading it. Brought back too many memories.
Is she a porn actress?
Should be.
Wow, she looks dangerous.
Thanx asshole.
What’s the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?
They way the dirtbag is attached.
That deer easily smelled the woke stench in there !!!
Oh, deer!
Stay in school kids if you want to have doe.
A got away from fauci’s lab.
Watch out for dangerous ballot drop boxes.
Black dumpster attack white man in racial animus assault.
Cat’s got the right idea …
No sense of humor
Sure he does.
Didn’t you see him laughing after he did it?
It’s a bird, kid, not a frigging lion.
Get the cat from the drone vid…
Go with your instincts, boy; that’s good eating.
hey lady, your kid is chasing a parked car.
Forrest Gump?
Yes, size matters.
Government dieversity plumber.
WTAF?
What attempt number was that? Any footage of the previous ones?
Now do it with a load of manure.
All the first attempts had his woman in the wheelbarrow but she was in the hospital for the one that worked.
Like how they hand massage waygu beef.
Don’t play with your food
Just testing for tenderness.
Snatch!
Its an import, keep it.
Oh, I hate when this happens.
It’s the lower holes I find more disturbing…
The walls have eyes.
Easy mix.
Bleach and Isoproply alcohol.