COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY — History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out of food and pleading for humanitarian aid, setting a new record for the collapse of communist food supply.
“Okay, time-out on the intifada revolution, we’re out of pizza rolls,” said Tara Gentry-Smith, protest organizer and self-proclaimed commie. “I’m going to go see if the people we just assaulted will send us some DoorDash. Ugh, why are we always running out of food?”
Communist protestors had barricaded themselves in buildings over the weekend and soon realized they had no means of production to feed themselves. Activists tried to enact communal ownership of the snacks they did have, but supplies ran out quickly.
“Man, why didn’t we take over the food court?” lamented protestor Drake Jones. “I’m so hungry. I haven’t had Chipotle in almost eight hours now! Still, I bet the people of Gaza are inspired by our sacrifice.”
As of publishing time, the protestors had told onlookers that true communism hadn’t been tried and that they were going to start a new, even better collective one building over.
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These institutions have turned into full-time anti-American indoctrination camps.
Hitler booted all the marxist ‘professors’ out of the German universities when
he came to power, guess where they went
That’s higher indoctrination.
You cannot be pro American, and pro Israel at the same time. The US is now 100% pro Israel at its own expense.
At a relatively young age,i recognized that stupid people in large groups were dangerous. I also accepted that most people were stupid. I got out of debt,moved to a rural area. I invested in chain link fence,a large dog,ammo,and a garden. Yeah,it’s all gonna burn.
Give them food. It needs to arrive in bulk food containers that the soap wasn’t fully rinsed out. Three hours latter they will all have diarrhea. That will calm them down.
A few rancid sushi rolls per student might help with that too.
Lock them in without food or water and do not give them any.
Do give them knives, forks, spoons, plates and glasses though.
They will need those tools to eat each other.
Kill them all.
When we had the Summer of ’68 riots in Jackson, the city built a barbed wire enclosure guarded by the Natl Guard armed with .50 cal machine guns. Porta Jon toilets.
Transport to that enclosure was in garbage trucks. Not the ones with rear compactors. Front compactors toward the rear w/ 6″ left open through one side door.
And we had “Thompson’s Tank”, a converted Loomis Fargo truck with solid rubber tires, armor plate over the radiator, bullet proof glass, and slits for shotguns & machine guns.
Problem solved.
If you consider free speech a problem, then who are the real communists?
So much for our best and brightest.
Even the Babylon Bee has been bought out by the evil Zionist bastards.
This is stupid. Being opposed to genocide is not communism……..or anti-semtism
How stupid and immoral are people who support ethnic cleansing, genocide, and the murder of children by a fanatic religious cult?
That certainly describes the democrat party and their agenda.
“Why are we always running out of food”? Because the communist are spoiled, lazy reprobates. They are doomed, they just don’t know it yet.
The only communist left in the world today are the Chinese, and the Vietnamese, and they are both prospering, and supplying the dependent West with what they are too lazy and stupid to produce themselves.
It is the western imperialists that have experienced a declining standard of living and ever increasing debt levels for the past two decades.
Communism isn’t why they are prospering either.
They are prospering because corporations will produce product as cheap as they can so they farmed out their productions to countries that have CHEAP labor and material costs.
Once product is to expensive in those countries they’d pull up and relocate to another cheap country. China was favoured by usausa demoncraps and have become the worlds manufacturerers of all things, medicinal, household, industrial and even in food products. Buying anything not from china has become near impossible.
Is it their fault??? Not at all. The traitors who facilitated and the usausa ceo’s are the ones that have done this. Just like the border invaders its not them that are the real issue, its the traitorous asswipes facilitating and paying for this.
If you go into a store and they tell you everything today is free, take anything you like. Are you going to say no thanks and leave the store empty handed?!? I doubt it. The thugs holding the door open are the ones you should be focused on, not the ones taking shit. Get rid of the thug and the rest is easy to stop.
People need to stop swatting at flies and deal with the dead carcass thats drawing and producing the flies. The usausa govt IS that dead carcass and no, voting moar harderer is NOT going to fix anything.
This is NOT true! I have family in Russia!
their direct response!
Are we running out of food? No, that’s not true. My stores are full of products, there is no shortage. According to our reports, the economy has even grown.
I don’t know where this information comes from (maybe we don’t know something? There are a lot of provocations now.
Europe imposed sanctions on us and is now suffering from it itself. It’s a difficult time right now, the struggle. We are really waiting for peace to come, we ordinary citizens are very tired of this struggle. :((