WASHINGTON, D.C. — Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer some questions.
“Listen here — it’s not my job to stand here and answer your questions all day like some sort of press secretary,” said Jean-Pierre while furiously flipping through her 3-ring binder to find a pre-written comeback that would shut the journalists down once and for all. “For goodness’ sake, I’m a human being, not some wind-up toy or magic 8-ball you can shake up and ask whatever question you want to! What do you take me for? A member of the White House communications team?”
Several journalists in the audience rudely raised their hands to ask further questions, apparently unaware of how poorly they were behaving.
“Come on, we all know the drill here. You ask the questions given to you by my team, I recite the answers given to me by my team, we pretend it’s spontaneous, and we all go home, ok? Get off your high horse, everyone!”
At publishing time, Jean-Pierre had informed the journalists that any more out-of-turn questions would result in them being sent to the time-out room with no cookies or juice boxes.
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Black Lesbian Medusa…………her girlfriend works for CNN
We are being mocked (by such persons of officialdom.)
This woman is not as smart as the rag doll my great-granddaughters play with.
C’mon Bee stop with the news and stick to satire.
I never thought I could miss Jen Psaki & the red-head tilt
When will people realize what’s really going on in this world. Probably as soon as someone puts a few bullets in their tv.
She has the perfect face for NPR radio.
Josef Goebbels is laughing at this negress Raggety Ann.
Worst propaganda mouthpiece EVER.
Jean-Peter is just a meme to stick in your face.
What an idiot. She fully represents the idiot playing president.