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53 Comments
Steve Z.
Steve Z.
December 21, 2022 9:15 am

10% comes back to this “Big Guy”. Got it , Volodymyr?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Steve Z.
December 21, 2022 4:06 pm

Hey Goyim, check out my pet turtle Mitch!
He lays golden eggs worth billions when I squeeze his hand and rub his belly!!
Really, just watch!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Saxons Wrath
December 21, 2022 10:43 pm

“Lets fuck the American taxpayer and launder the money back to the Uniparty,
right, Volodymyr?!”

“DA!”

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
December 22, 2022 1:29 am

‘Da’ is Russian for yes–he’d say ‘Tak’ if he’s really Ukrainian….which I doubt.

ASIG
ASIG
December 21, 2022 9:15 am

We agree on our percentages.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
December 21, 2022 9:21 am

Mitch McConnell And Volodymyr Zelenskyy shake hands after reaching a deal to extradite Ukrainian National Hero, Sam Bankman-Fried.

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
December 21, 2022 9:41 am

I get half of your cut too, right, piano player?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2022 9:46 am

Thanks for the stack of cash.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 21, 2022 10:04 am

Thank you for giving us more funding in 9 months than your own border defense receives in 2 years, China Mitch.

ZFG, out.

rhs jr
rhs jr
December 21, 2022 10:06 am

Two guys destroying their own countries and their citizens are letting them get away with it; but one day they may end up like Julius Caesar, King Louie 14, Napoleon, Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam Hussein, Nicolae Ceausescu, etc.

Georges S
Georges S
  rhs jr
December 21, 2022 10:15 am

King LouiS XIV died of old age at 76.

Iggy
Iggy
  rhs jr
December 21, 2022 11:36 am

We can live in hope

flash
flash
  rhs jr
December 21, 2022 2:20 pm

Or like Stalin.

Defector
Defector
  rhs jr
December 21, 2022 2:44 pm

Caesar was cheered by the people but murdered by officials.
He actualy made Rome great again.
Sounds familiar?

Javelin
Javelin
December 21, 2022 10:06 am

McConnell: sacrifice your countrymen and I will make you a billionaire.

Zelensky: Deal!

olde reb
olde reb
December 21, 2022 10:19 am

We and Klaus Schwab promise to appoint you dictator over Russia.

willem
willem
December 21, 2022 10:21 am

That worked great! Now tell me some more about how this “democracy” thing works….

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2022 10:31 am

FTX and Bitcoin make this so much easier than it was in the past.

Boogie
Boogie
December 21, 2022 10:35 am

You should probably wear a suit next time instead of looking like a UPS driver when coming to collect billions of US tax payer dollars. They can be a little sensitive sometimes.

kfg
kfg
December 21, 2022 10:36 am

Teach me how you do that thing with the piano.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2022 10:42 am

Why is that woman holding my hand?…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 21, 2022 10:45 am

I hope that midget gets taken out by a Kinzhal.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2022 10:51 am

The guy on the left hates America.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2022 12:43 pm

Works for both….

Walt
Walt
December 21, 2022 11:25 am

A Jew and one of his bitches agree on how to screw more people in new ways.

CCRider
CCRider
December 21, 2022 11:26 am

The turtle and the scorpion.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
December 21, 2022 11:30 am

Two Dipshits meet at a gay bar.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
December 21, 2022 11:31 am

We both want Ukraine to become “…a big Israel.”

Zelenskyy wants Ukraine to be ‘a big Israel.’ Here’s a road map.

Iggy
Iggy
December 21, 2022 11:35 am

Who’s the top and who’s the bottom.

Eddy O
Eddy O
December 21, 2022 11:46 am

Where’s Curly?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 21, 2022 11:48 am

“See, we told you the GOP was just as horrible.”

Dying Sun
Dying Sun
December 21, 2022 11:50 am

Chamberlain and Hitler: Peace in our Time

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
December 21, 2022 11:57 am

UPS pickup of taxpayers money

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
December 21, 2022 11:57 am

‘So, Mitch … which one of us is holding a sack of shit?’

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 21, 2022 12:09 pm

The first two guillotine testers were seen congratulating each other.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 21, 2022 12:48 pm

OK, so Joe gets his 10, I get my 10, Nan gets her 10 and Chuck gets his 10. Does that leave enough for you or do we need to kick in another 100 million?

Hollow man
Hollow man
December 21, 2022 12:52 pm

I am with the deep state and this proof.

BL
BL
December 21, 2022 12:53 pm

Smile Zel, between the FTX loot and the 47 billion from congress…..we’re gonna live like kings. Hell, we are kings.

Billy
Billy
December 21, 2022 12:58 pm

Mitch! Give it to me! I meant the money… But that will work too.

goat
goat
December 21, 2022 1:09 pm

“Biden corrupt? Hold my… ah, beer.”

JimN
JimN
December 21, 2022 1:11 pm

“I’m his bitch.”
—-Cocaine Mitch

bigfoot
bigfoot
December 21, 2022 1:42 pm

What goes around comes around.

Depopalula!

Sissy boys doing dirty.

flash
flash
December 21, 2022 2:19 pm

Uncle Schlomo’s shit eating dog meets Deep Shekel’s degenerate.

Lee Harvey Griwald
Lee Harvey Griwald
December 21, 2022 5:14 pm

Your check’s in the mail.

Eddie
Eddie
  Lee Harvey Griwald
December 21, 2022 6:55 pm

Sodom, meet Gomorrah.

Stucky
Stucky
December 21, 2022 6:54 pm

Zel: “I love fucking up Russians.”

Turtle: “I love fucking up Americans.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2022 6:58 pm

Fuck you, Kentucky.

That’s not really a caption, I’m just pissed at Kentucky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 22, 2022 10:23 am

Okay, Bitch McTurtle defender. Is your defense that the elections have been corrupt since 1985? That’s when the turtle first became a senator. Seven six-year terms. 42 years.

Again, FUCK YOU KENTUCKY!!

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
December 21, 2022 7:21 pm

Sing me a song Mr. piano man.

Old York, OY
Old York, OY
December 22, 2022 1:19 am

Don’t forget, Bitch, I mean Mitch, I keep my mouth shut about all your money laundering so long as you keep the $$billions$$ coming to me …

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 22, 2022 6:00 am

turtle:

” When ya see the the corporate marriage that we are working on twixt
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-big-five-companies-that-control-the-world-s-grain-trade-8462266.html you are gonna blow A Seal. At The Zoo a little boy. Too. Before he becomes the Main Course at the buffet. Bereft of his pituitary gland and terrorized Blood.

And, https://www.marketresearchreports.com/blog/2020/09/01/top-10-agricultural-equipment-manufacturers-world Are working diligently on a Yuuge…

“Gonna be NAMED in your honor, baby z…”Introducing the YZ-PLS 2000” …Yuuge Zelenski PLS …designed & engineered based on your ‘World Famous’ Patent Leather Stiletto’…No Till Grain Drill. REALLY got me hot…2000 drills ta boot! (some kinda pun?)

“Why, ukraine may become know as the World’s Largest ‘$ Breadbasket $’ when ya read about our NEXT MIC largesse “Freedom & Democracy!!! funding initiative. To spread Freedom & Democracy!!! of course. Ain’t seen nothing yet.

And old what’s her name is gonna is gonna do an honorary flyover. huma is gonna trip hillary’s trigger ‘MANually’ activate the spray of Roundup® from ONE of billy g’s re-purposed planes…Hope they cleaned the tanks thoroughly…don’t wanna kill the gooseses that are paying for everything. Too soon. If not for all the CASH we are getting from Big Pharma important legislation that we are passing to MILK benefit our constituents, It would be a REAL Shame That the first batch didn’t meet the lab results. However, hear the NEXT batch is gonna be a doozy”

baby z:

“Well. That’s all fine and good. But I’m Going to need more. Cash. The times on my back & knees kickbacks are killing me. But please, take this Flash Drive as a small token of my appreciation of all that you have done to the people of Ukraine, and the rest of the World. ESPECIALLY your own Country-Persons, 🤣🤣🤣! The Flash Drive is For Your favorite swiss bank. Things are lookin’ kinda dicey in the Caribbean these days. AND please tell poot’n that he needs to be more convincing, Fast-Track things a little. Spring Break @ the beach is right around the corner.”

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
December 22, 2022 6:53 am

Him: I’ll suck your cock if I can peg you later.
He: OK.

Aardvark-Gnosis
Aardvark-Gnosis
December 22, 2022 2:04 pm

“Judas Goats”… Read Michael Collins Pipers book, see who these Neo-“CONS” are ,and what they believe in, It is said we are what we believe, Brainwashed or otherwise… Dial in your ability to deprogram yourself by reading the revelations of Pipers books and his theories on how we are being swindled as citizens of the USofA… True constitutional Nationalist need to be well informed about our bill of rights and who is subverting the laws of the land and why… Of course, Money is on the top of the list, along with the powers of what money can buy… Yet, the good, the bad and the ugly, finds us in the lies of fake media information and our programming that keeps us in check so we do not rock the elites boats… Ukrainians are being used by the political left and so called right to launder their trash mind sets of power. Forgive us oh lord, we are as stupid as stupid does… But our actions are unforgivable as we continue to be ignorant of our folly’s of judgement on the political scene of correctness and patriotic false ideologies impregnated in us from birth. Follow or lead, either way judgment is upon the doers and non doer alike! We reap what we sow and enter the dark of night where the sandman is under the bed and in our head where the light does not shine! Fear of the light is the name of the disease now in the progression of political neo-con dementia. The WEF and Klaus Schwab and his brothers in capital crime will not go away silently. Open the mind of deprograming the false realities we live under. Who knows???? The caption might just become the revelations of nationalist will to do away with the evil within our midst…