GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

dr evil discovered biden classified docs vp ban gas stoves

he went to kroger eggs gift

gas stove police vests

scarface pacino cocaine eggs

airport baggage too heavy plane carry on same

never financially recover movies popcorn soda cookie dough

bar sign taste beers until tinder dat looks like profile picture

tweet hope 2023 nothing unprecedented historic once in generation

paid 12 month gym membership bank credit card stolen

farside firemen ladder jumping 2022 to 2023 burning building

tweet hope 2023 nothing unprecedented historic once in generation

class teacher old people lost their mind

 

Via Politically Incorrect

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20 Comments
B_MC
B_MC
January 14, 2023 10:03 am

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ken31
ken31
  B_MC
January 14, 2023 2:58 pm

“Hurry up and light a cigarette, we are about to start filming”.

B_MC
B_MC
January 14, 2023 10:05 am
A Dolphin Haydn
A Dolphin Haydn
  B_MC
January 14, 2023 2:29 pm

She was just too sleepy after staying up late learning her lines…

B_MC
B_MC
January 14, 2023 10:07 am

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  B_MC
January 14, 2023 12:00 pm

“And they say it’s the white man I should fear
But it’s my own kind doin all the killin here”

Tupac Shakur, “Only God can judge me”.

That was from back when black entertainers were occasionally allowed to let truths slip out. Like Chris Rock’s bit about Black Folks. Of course, he’s been re-educated since then.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Iska Waran
January 14, 2023 1:36 pm

That one is great. I like the one where he tells you how to not “get yo’ ass beat by the White Po-lice.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 14, 2023 1:02 pm

That was Adolf Hitler. Everyone who knew him LOVED him and felt his LOVE.
He was Perfect, the son of God. The jews LIE and projected their own EVIL onto him.

4 LEADING FEMINISTS CALMLY MAKING THEIR CASE

It’s a sickness.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 15, 2023 11:46 am

I meant that ideology that leads to calling Hitler the Son of God is a sickness, but thanks for the upvotes anyway.

B_MC
B_MC
January 14, 2023 10:29 am

From “Debt Rattle” commenter Oroboros today….

Got a brand new (cookie) cutter from the Web.

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Put a nice thin line of white icing around the edge as a chalk outline and instead of calling them ‘Ginger Deadmen” and triggering the Gender Deranged® into fits of apoplexy I will call them:

Coincidence Cookies®

In honor of the Vaxed

Booster Fish
Booster Fish
January 14, 2023 11:54 am

The plane baggage weight thing is annoying, but is more about the work contract that the workers agreed to lift, than the weight going on the plane. That’s why they (mostly) don’t weigh your carry-ons.

BL
BL
January 14, 2023 12:27 pm

The Tony Montana egg meme is a hoot! There goes my dream of black marketing eggs to make a killing, I can’t compete with organized crime. 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 14, 2023 12:47 pm

“stead of pimpin’ chicks, we gonn’ be pimpin’ chickens-

Obbledy
Obbledy
January 14, 2023 1:28 pm

Damn !….you found me!……

Defector
Defector
January 14, 2023 4:16 pm