AUBURN, NY — Following the new tradition of erecting disturbing modern-art monuments for prominent historical figures, the city of Auburn has unveiled a bronze statue of abolitionist and Underground Railroad leader Harriet Tubman’s left big toe.
“We felt that this was a fitting tribute for the great Harriet Tubman,” said Brandon Quezada, chairman of the city’s Artistic Initiatives Committee. “Knowing that Boston was unveiling the unspeakably creepy ‘The Embrace’ statue for Dr. Martin Luther King that bears a striking resemblance to various human organs mashed together in an ungodly chimeric abomination from the pit of hell, creating a monument depicting Ms. Tubman’s left big toe and nothing else for some cryptic reason seemed like the right move.”
The city, which became home to Ms. Tubman and her family following the Civil War and also serves as her final resting place, was expecting a large influx of tourists this summer due to the presence of the new statue. Already considering re-branding the city’s official nickname to “Toe Town,” officials were excited to take full advantage of the publicity the monument was sure to attract.
Citizens of Auburn seemed less enthusiastic. “If you’re wanting to honor Harriet Tubman’s contributions to the abolition of slavery and the leading of slaves to safety via the Underground Railroad, why would you choose her big toe?” asked Auburn resident Brian Pillman. “Any why the left big toe, specifically? Is this some weird political statement?”
At publishing time, other reports from around the country indicated that this movement would continue, with Boston looking to unveil a statue of Paul Revere’s tonsils, Montgomery, Alabama making plans for a monument depicting Rosa Parks’s spleen, and Tuskegee University announcing the placement of a statue of Booker T. Washington’s right kidney.
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Looks like Harriet had a little toe jam going on.
I loves me some nigger toes, eat them all da time. Boston is so jelly. 🙂
Ihave not had any nigger toes in a long, long time. We always got them in our stockings at Christmas.
TN- I also got them in my stocking . Sometimes I could hardly tell them from the lumps of coal. 🙂
lol
Nigger toes, aka, Brazil nuts crack and shell out much easier when frozen (same as firewood for when that becomes your only source of heat). Seriously on both counts. So if you love them “toes” but hate to shell em try to freeze them first.
When Proud Boys & blacks agree . . .
Great idea DaddyJ, but……global warming…drat. /s
Thank God it’s her toe and not her sagging boobs ass or snatch lol.
Ever notice how democrats like to suck on niggercock ?
Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, ….
Let’s hope no one ever creates a statue of Hunter Biden….
Willy-The giant crack pipe is on the drawing board.
…or Zelensky
I wondered how they were ever going to top “Arm Around Giant Turd”, but they already did it!
I’m pissed at the communist Sobs tearing down historic national monument statues and when the worm turns…but George Washington Carver is an exception and there should be a statue honoring his peanuts.
Speaking of niggers, have you noticed how niggerly local tv stations have become?
That’s all tv is about, and that’s all it’s for. Especially all the new crop of newscasters.
/sarc
Ahhhh, drove south back to Viewfert today from Chucktown on US 17. Leaving Colleton County into Viewfert County, you croos over the Harriet Bridge over the “mighty” Combahee River.
First private road to the left in my county is “DeNemours Plantation”. Do the Delaware Maff.
Oh, the Murdaugh murcder trial starts Monday in Walterboro, the Colleton County Seat. Fun & Games.
Alternate bee headline?
“Harriet Tubman Honored With Giant Bronze Tub”