State of the Union Highlights Reel

Guest Post by Ann Coulter

Despite MSNBC treating Biden’s State of the Union address like the royal wedding, you probably didn’t watch it. But it doesn’t matter because … I’ve got the highlights reel!

FUNNIEST DEMOCRATIC BASE SUCK-UP: “I met a young woman named Saria, who is here tonight. For 30 years … she’d been a proud member of Ironworkers Local 44 …”

Good for Saria, but 95% of ironworkers are men. Democrats, can’t you ever give it a rest?

[Note to fact-checkers: Did Neil Kinnock ever know a “Saria”?]

BIGGEST LIE: “[We are] the only nation in the world built on an idea.”

First of all, this hoariest of all cliches, autoloaded into every Democrat’s teleprompter, is patently false. Tons of other countries are based on ideas! Ukraine: We will be a nation of corrupt grifters who suck dry the treasuries of other countries. Canada: Accomplish nothing, be incredibly boring, and have a nincompoop as prime minister. Nigeria: We will send you emails every 15 minutes saying you can share in a $30 million inheritance.

In fact, our country is not a mere “idea.” If it were, we could just give it to other countries. We’ve been trying to do that, often forcibly, by invading and nation-building, forever. It hasn’t worked. They all still want to move here.

America is a nation of British Protestants, based on beautifully written governing documents, from John Winthrop’s 1630 sermons to the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution. Demographically, it remained about 80% to 90% white, 10% to 20% black and overwhelmingly Protestant for several centuries.

Thus, in 1776, King George referred to the American Revolution as “a Presbyterian war,” and, in 1900, Mark Twain said of the British and Americans, “We have always been kin: kin in blood, kin in religion, kin in representative government, kin in ideals, kin in just and lofty purposes.”

(Maybe after 18 semesters studying Emmett Till and redlining, schoolchildren could be taught this.)

The “America is an idea” scam is meant to convince us that our country is nothing special and we have no right to prevent anyone else from moving here.

BEST HECKLE: “It’s your fault!” — when Biden talked about fentanyl “killing more than 70,000 Americans a year,” adding, “let’s launch a major surge to stop fentanyl … at the border.”

MOST SURREAL MOMENT: Getting Democrats to applaud “American.”

“And when we do these [government] projects … we’re going to buy American.” [WILD APPLAUSE]

(OK, maybe they were cheering for yet more government pork.)

LEAST BELIEVABLE CLAIM (This was a very competitive category!): Pointing out Tyre Nichols’ parents in the audience, Biden said he’d never “had to have ‘the talk’ that brown and black parents have had to have with their children.” And why would you, with a son like Hunter?

You’ve probably heard me say this before, but I don’t think “the talk” is taking. My evidence is this: Every famous case of a black person being killed after an interaction with police has NOT involved hyper-politeness on the part of the arrestee.

E.g.:

— Michael Brown (tried to grab officer’s gun, refused to stop, then turned and charged at him);

— Breonna Taylor (boyfriend was shooting at cops);

— Daunte Wright (refused to be handcuffed, despite a warrant for his arrest, attempted to drive off with an officer dangling from his car window).

MOST REFRESHING MOMENT: “Let’s also pass the bipartisan Equality Act to ensure LGBTQ Americans, especially transgender young people, can live with safety and dignity.”

Finally, an American president courageous enough to support poisoning and mutilating confused adolescent girls.

WORST ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIG PHARMA: Maybe ease up on the Adderall, Mr. President. Biden was like the Energizer bunny on crack, one moment curing cancer and the next talking about airline luggage fees.

MOST ADORABLE ATTEMPT TO BLAME LIBERAL INSANITY ON JAN. 6: Plagiarizing this part of his speech from MSNBC, Biden claimed that a druggie’s hammer attack on Paul Pelosi was inspired by Jan. 6.

“Just a few months ago, unhinged by [Trump’s] ‘big lie,’ an assailant unleashed political violence in the home of the then-speaker of the House of Representatives, using the very same language the insurrectionists used as they stalked these halls and chanted on Jan. 6th.

“Here tonight in this chamber is the man who bears the scars of that brutal attack, but is as tough and as strong and resilient as they get.

“My friend, Paul Pelosi.”

San Francisco, the city that sells tourists a human feces walking map, has decriminalized crime, and hands out syringes, tinfoil and pipes to drug users. In this 100% Democrat-controlled, liberal utopia, Pelosi’s attacker, David DePape, was the prototype of the Bay Area good citizen.

The mentally ill nudist advocate with a history of drug use lived in a bus with a Black Lives Matter sign and a flag with pot-leaf symbols and the LGBTQ rainbow. Crazy people, like DePape, babble enough nonsense that partisans can claim he’s anything — BLM, QAnon, a Trump supporter, a standard-issue Democrat or Napoleon Bonaparte.

But it’s California liberals who allowed this nut-bag to walk the streets.

MOST ANNOYING CLICHE: “My fellow Americans, we meet tonight at an inflection point.” At least he deftly avoided, “Asking for a friend.”

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15 Comments
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
February 9, 2023 8:55 am

I expected a shorter article.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
February 9, 2023 9:10 am

Not too bad though.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
February 9, 2023 9:28 am
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2023 11:01 am

God knows, if there’s anything afflicting the well-being of most Americans it’s antisemitism. Or is it semitism? I can never remember.

I’ve vote for any politician who said “I promise to fight semitism in all its forms!” Journalist: “Don’t you mean antisemitism?” Politician, “uh …sure. Right. Antisemitism. That’s what I meant.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2023 1:32 pm

Could be that Jill is as horny now as she was as a teenage babysitter.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
February 9, 2023 9:29 am
Mesomorph
Mesomorph
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2023 11:09 pm

I was just noticing last night how massive her neck is. The hair is an attempt to hide it for sure.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mesomorph
February 10, 2023 12:54 am

Ya think the vaccines and eating crickets are morphing her into some sort trans species thing?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
February 9, 2023 9:32 am

Murkins are constantly mocked by their “leader” and government.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
February 9, 2023 9:51 am

Thanks for watching and reporting on the state of the union.

I can’t watch them anymore because replacing TVs with broken screens is eating into my food budget.

piearesquared
piearesquared
  Euddolen ap Afallach
February 9, 2023 12:37 pm

I can’t watch any president speeches, or even the frequent White House press briefings (currently being done by the black lesbian – I don’t know her name), because I can’t stand all of the stupidity, lying, pandering, bragging, virtue signaling, insults, and other general nonsense that constitute the majority of those speeches (by both Democrats and Republicans). I rely on the brief clips and analyses like this to get a general feel for what occurred, and even that little amount is often hard for me to stomach.

Pink Coyote
Pink Coyote
  piearesquared
February 9, 2023 1:35 pm

Each of the toilets in the house gets a good scrubbing whenever President Dementia come on-why waste time when useful work can be done instead.

bucknp
bucknp
February 9, 2023 11:06 am

Ann went on my do-do list a number of presidential voting cycles ago and I never thought she was hot…too skinny.

At any rate, who exactly are these monsters! From where do they come?

Mountainrat
Mountainrat
  bucknp
February 10, 2023 6:24 am

That’s a man, baby.

ursel doran
ursel doran
February 9, 2023 3:33 pm

Tucker Carlson has a review also!