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17 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
February 15, 2023 11:22 am

Yesterday , the Senate got a closed door classified briefing on the 3 new ‘ object ‘ shootdowns.

Today , several Senators are on media saying ” We don’t know anything , we were not told anything “.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
February 15, 2023 12:26 pm

The Irishman had this one with Kennedy telling us to lock our doors???

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
February 15, 2023 1:25 pm

Congresscritters are no less susceptible to being conned, hoaxed, bamboozled, and punked than the average ‘Murikan normie NPC. Some may know what’s really up, the rest believe what they’re told and fall in line.

After ridiculing anyone who believed in UFOs since before I was born, they now shift to “UFOs are real and we can’t rule out extraterrestrial origin” and expect everyone to believe them.
Most people will believe anything that comes out of their TV.
The stance Glock-N-Load has taken on vaccine injuries, I am taking on UFOs.
I’d have to literally be abducted by standard “Greys” in order to believe any of this horseshit.

Alternatively, either China or Russia have the U.S. badly beat on drone tech; in which case, how did anyone take barroons!! seriously?
It seems to me one could worry about the low-tech threat while dismissing the advanced tech that China & Russia already have in space, as well as their hum-int on the ground in America; OR worry about those countries’ supersonic, propulsionless, jamming-tech-laden drones. If someone worries about both simultaneously, they need professional help.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Anonymous
February 15, 2023 1:47 pm

One junior Congresstroll was quoted saying:

“Well, DOD told us that everything was like, super duper classified. So we asked the General guy please, please tell us about the balloons! And the dude just flat out told us H E L L no. But? They immediately brought in underaged hookers, heroin and meth so the whole day wasn’t a total waste.”

/sarctire

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Euddolen ap Afallach
February 15, 2023 2:15 pm

Heron and meth are too much of a common man drug to interest CONgresscritters. They are more into coke, ecstasy and acid to take along with their underage boys and girls.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
February 15, 2023 11:29 am

How these get better every day is an indicator of just how tout fucquay we truly are.

James
James
February 15, 2023 11:48 am

Folks,sure,it looks grim,that said…….Don’t forget to laugh!

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  James
February 15, 2023 12:55 pm

Poetry….

James
James
  James
February 15, 2023 5:10 pm

Hmmmm….,a bunch of negs,sorry I offended some folks(while cackling like a rabid raven!).

I hope you find this a bit more family friendly oriented,again…..,I apologize!

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B_MC
B_MC
February 15, 2023 1:00 pm

Coming face-to-face with your government….

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  B_MC
February 15, 2023 1:55 pm

Groady to the Max

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  B_MC
February 15, 2023 2:18 pm

This one too. Both from CA

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  B_MC
February 15, 2023 4:16 pm

D.E.M.O.N.C.R.A.T.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 15, 2023 2:51 pm

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Bogart
Bogart
  Anonymous
February 15, 2023 7:20 pm

And a betting table.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Anonymous
February 16, 2023 10:52 am

That would bring hours of entertainment.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 15, 2023 4:44 pm