SUNDAY FUNNIES

 

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Crawfisher
Crawfisher
February 19, 2023 9:36 am

Clown World best summarizes these Sunday Funnies.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Crawfisher
February 19, 2023 9:54 am

Summarizes the ZOG.

rhs jr
rhs jr
February 19, 2023 10:01 am

RIP. It’s awful but it might wake some brainwashed people up. I hope she didn’t take The Shot. Vaya con Dios.

flash
flash
February 19, 2023 10:06 am

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Melty
Melty
February 19, 2023 10:25 am

29 yeo living with parents. Yup, clown world

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Melty
February 19, 2023 10:42 am

I was thinking the same thing. To be fair, maybe he was there for a visit. Bummer for his family that he croaked. We’re going to be hearing more of these stories as time goes on.

B_MC
B_MC
February 19, 2023 11:05 am

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B_MC
B_MC
February 19, 2023 11:08 am

re: book burning

They don’t have to burn the books, just re-write them….

Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being rewritten to remove language deemed offensive by the publisher Puffin.

Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author’s text to make sure the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, resulting in extensive changes across Dahl’s work.

Edits have been made to descriptions of characters’ physical appearances. The word “fat” has been cut from every new edition of relevant books, while the word “ugly” has also been culled, the Daily Telegraph reported.

This is pure and unadulterated evil. It is erasure of the author from his own works. Unfortunately, it is something that we have come across in some of our communications with the literary heirs of authors whose views are not entirely harmonious with those heirs; for every Christopher Tolkien who defends his father’s legacy like a lion, there are three or four children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren who are happy to sacrifice it on the twin altars of Mammon and political correctness.

Hence the Library

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
February 19, 2023 12:15 pm

Just like they did in Orwell’s 1984

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Anonymous
February 19, 2023 11:35 pm

Yup. Winston’s job in the Ministry Of Truth.

Ken31
Ken31
  B_MC
February 19, 2023 3:59 pm

Our enemies were much more aware of the power of publishing companies.

Obbledy
Obbledy
February 19, 2023 11:37 am

The media spin about Fetterpuppy is outrageous…..

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Obbledy
February 19, 2023 8:53 pm

“Surrender means that the history of this heroic struggle will be written by the enemy; that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers; will learn from Northern school books their version of the War; will be impressed by all the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors, and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.”
– General Patrick Cleburn, CSA

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
February 19, 2023 12:33 pm

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TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
  bidenTouchesKids
February 19, 2023 12:51 pm

“The Hand” is the wrong color!!!

Walter
Walter
  TomMacGyver
February 19, 2023 2:37 pm

The hand is the color of the big boss man. He’s making the judgement, he’s the boss.

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
February 19, 2023 12:48 pm

Funny, Pete Buttplug; I don’t see “people of color” lining up for the job of cleaning up that train derailment… I did see plenty of them lined up at the liquor store yesterday though…

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
February 19, 2023 12:50 pm

My son had to get the clot shot to work as well. He’s an X-ray tech in a hospital… Anything happens to him, I have a few shots of my own to hand out!

u
u
  TomMacGyver
February 19, 2023 4:29 pm

Your son made a poor choice and will have to deal with whatever consequences happen. Had you raised him better, he might have been an independent thinker.

Stucky
Stucky
  u
February 19, 2023 4:48 pm

“Had you raised him better, …”

Some parents do everything right …. and the kid turns out bad.

Some parents do everything wrong …. and the kid turns out good.

This is a fact of life. Children are NOT robots. They have free will.

You don’t know Jack or Shit about this person you just judged. So, what say you just go fuck-off and crawl back under the rock from which you came.

splurge
splurge
  Stucky
February 19, 2023 5:33 pm

God is the programmer, tries to use the kids to teach the parents what they need to know next, it has always been an imperfect process.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  u
February 19, 2023 10:31 pm

U made a heartless judgement right there, about someone you know nothing about and his son as well.
Doesn’t put U in a very good light.
Your cat is probably brighter than U.

Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
  YourAverageJoe
February 20, 2023 7:31 am

The son is an idiot, who in their right mind would take an experimental type of shot that eventually killed all the animals in the trials?

Oh, and there is no liability for the manufacturer of said shot! And to top it off, the kid is in the “healthcare” industry himself.

The irony.

Dying Sun
Dying Sun
February 19, 2023 5:21 pm

I know it’s an old joke, but “Weekend at Fetterman’s” was funny.