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A well placed hypersonic missile would be beneficial to mankind about now.
“One grenade would get ’em all.”
Sorry but no it wouldn’t. Just two and thats not even a good start.
Perhaps not, but I’d still pay to see it. It would be glorious! I’d watch it in slow motion, backwards, you name it.
Just need a Zapruder to get it on tape lol.
A tape we’d never allowed to see. They’d blame it on Trump anyway.
Just need a Zapruder to almost get it on film lol.
Biden: “Who is this guy?”
Zelensky: “He smells like farts”
You don’t smell like my little girl.
But you will do.
One well placed shot would solve a lot of problems.
“He sniffs my hair one more time I am going to kill him! “
Who is screwing who is the burning question?
Pitching or Catching, no difference.
‘Tanks, man. Boids of a featha hang togetha.”
When is the hanging?
Embarrassing as fuck
What is that, blood?
Depends leakage, dye so a handler can see he needs a diaper change
Holy Shit! For real.
lol, no. probably a chalk marker so senile joe knows where to stand for the photo op. EVERYTHING is scripted for this douchebag remember. Actually they are all scripted but the handlers have extra duties with this pedo on the loose.
A white “X” would have been too conspicuous…and racist. Blood stains? Meh. They’re everywhere.
Zelensky is a tiny man.
So were Hitler and Napoleon. Didn’t slow them down any.
Actually Napoleon wasn’t a short dude. he was normal stature. It was all propaganda against him, making fun of him.
Like Marie Antoinette never said ‘let them eat cake’. It was the newspapers that vilified her and said that about her.
See how rumor and propaganda become fact down the road?
Zelensky looks like he’s thinking WTF?
That’s his mark so he knows where to stand lol
Schart
That photo is staged.
Look at all the different shadow angles!
/sarc
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(H/T to moon landing conspiracy)
When little men cast big shadows, it means that dark comes soon.
Wait, you’re the piano playing comic and I was promised I would get to hug your wife.
Biden “Gee little girl, your hair sure smells nice.”
Zelensky “Joey, you should get your contact lense prescription updated.”
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Zelensky “I wasn’t trying to hug you. I was trying to keep you from falling off the stage.”
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Director “Cut! What the hell are you two doing?”
Joe “I thought we were gonna get ice cream”
Vlad Z (holding up shaky joe) “I told you guys when we were casting this show, Joe Biden can’t act. And if I have to keep saving him from falling down, I want wrangler pay added to my contract.”
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As the radio plays love songs….
Joe Biden “I love holding you close.”
Zelensky “I never would have believed it, but being in your strong arms Joey? I’ve never felt as safe and loved.”
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Joe Biden to Zelinsky “Whoa whoa whoa. From the other side of the room I thought you were a 12 year old girl. Up close? Yikes! My mistake!
But I may as well sniff your hair, I mean, we’re here after all.”
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TruHollwoodRecorder
From the red carpet, Joe Biden and Vlad Zelensky walk the red carpet together at the release of their new film
“Brokeback Mountain II, The Ukraine Chronicles”
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Zekensy to Joey “Thanks for the lovely memories.”
Joe “What, what? You need tanks?”
Zelensky “No I said thanks.”
Biden “Go see my boy Hunter. He’s got
the connection at DOD. He will totally
hook you up. But, I get my ten percent
off the top.”
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Biden “May I have this dance?”
Zelensky “Joe, put your glasses back on, it’s me….Vlad.:
Biden “But you smell soooooo gooooood!
What brand of shampoo do you use?”
Aaah I missed a gross one
“Brokeback Ukraine: Prolapse.”
Give us a tank?
“We’re doing it, we are almost at a million dead white people. Give me a hug it’s so beautiful.”
When puppets’ strings get all tangled.
C’mon, man, back that thing off. I’m not your piano.
About last night…..
“Where’s Hunter?”
Uh oh. You squeezed me too hard. I just shit myself-again.
Your place or mine?
“Hey Vlod, your check is late. I’ll send Hunter by next week to get it. Make sure you have the hookers and meth ready when he gets here.”
I cant quit you Zee. Especially with the laundering blackmail.
ZFG, out.
P.S. burn it all.
You’re shorter than I thought
“Anyone remember to bring the hammers?”
Biden: Wanna sword fight?
VZ: Sure why not
Volodymyr, you know I love you like a son.
And like my son, I get 10%. Got it? Good!
Vlad : How is my Florida Estate ?
Joe : Where the heck is Florida?
I have no caption, but note Mr Z can’t even come close to finishing a hug with Biden. “OHooo”
“I’d rather be smelling your wife’s hair.”
“If anyone asks, I was ducking sniper fire to get here, just like Hilary did in Iraq… got it? “
Zelensky: “Was that a fart?”
Biden: “Part of it…”
Volodymyr: “Are we bumping junk yet?”
“Docking.”
Is that a piano in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
“Tell your wife I wanna see those new titties you bought her with some of the money. Come on, man. Naked. Or you ain’t getting the tanks.”
Ima puke…
Me too!
Biden: Oh no..
Zelenski: Damn Joe you stink… you crapped your pants again……
I would, Volod, but you’ve grown pubes, you’re too old for me…
“we’re still on for October, right”?
One last kiss for Little Z.
Come to Daddy…
Play the piano for me,
do you know any young girls?
Zelly: “Is that a billion dollars in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
“Bless You My Son”
“Bless You My Son”
Can you help me? I just shit my diaper again.