Billions Of Lives Saved By Man Wearing Mask While Alone In Car

Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide.

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15 Comments
musket
musket
February 26, 2023 6:51 am

Douchebag……

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
February 26, 2023 7:14 am

Best part was at the very end.

musket, you really did not recognize the cadence of speech way off and the overall poor acting?

Michael Moore (MMinIN)
Michael Moore (MMinIN)
  Svarga Loka
February 26, 2023 8:00 am

Really almost got taken in…..Love the BEE!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Michael Moore (MMinIN)
February 26, 2023 11:02 am

I just assumed it was the Bee, upon seeing the headline, with its customary hyperbolic satirical style.

They oughta hit every aspect of the coronahoax narrative: the store aisle directional decals, arbitrarily assigned lockdowns, as in church/strip joint, orchestras where everyone’s masked, except for woodwinds, etc.
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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
February 26, 2023 11:17 am

Retard serenade

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
February 26, 2023 7:59 pm

Symphony in flatline EEG major.

Rondo for a drunken teen skater in C sharp, minor, or you’ll B flat, major.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Aunt Acid
February 27, 2023 12:25 am

… in D flat … minor …

musket
musket
  Svarga Loka
February 26, 2023 1:21 pm

Not a lot of time as I am moving into a new rent today……zero hour is 1700 tomorrow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  musket
February 26, 2023 8:01 pm

Flight of the Tweaker Bumblebee

Walt
Walt
February 26, 2023 8:29 am

Thank you Carlos.
Walt hopes whoever it was the other day who proffered HSF for sainthood will add Carlos to his list of recommendations.
3.8 billion puts Mother Teresa, now St. Teresa of Calcutta, to shame.
If only he was around for the holocaust.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
February 26, 2023 8:47 am

My neighbourhood this week. One pharmacy robbed at gunpoint. One murder two streets away from me. Watched the surveillance video of my local convenience store being held up along side the cops the other day. And a car crashed and ditched on my front lawn, by an addled youth. The sun is out today and so are the crazies…. They think masking still works and will keep them protected.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  BabbleOn
February 26, 2023 9:40 am

Move out to a rural area, crime does exist, but not to the level you described.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Crawfisher
February 26, 2023 9:47 am

That’s the plan. For now it is wildly entertaining.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Crawfisher
February 27, 2023 12:27 am

My experience in a rural area along the Oregon Coast is that it was full of wetbacks … and ’60s era limousine liberal marxists living in million-dollar 2d and 3d houses …

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
February 26, 2023 11:21 am

“Riding a Chinese balloon.”

“Climbing the tallest tree to see the curvature of the Earth.”