Penis Enlargement and Hair Loss Cures

Guest Post by Todd Hayen

I don’t know about you, but I am flooded with emails that are touting some miracle cure for the two male issues pointed out in the title above and a multiplicity of other such “miracles.”

The title suggests things men might be more interested in (ya think?) but women are not forgotten in such ubiquitous appeals: “Miracle Weight Loss Program,” “Breast Enlargement with no Surgery,” “Skin Product to Make You 30 Years Younger” (sorry ladies, the things that attract a majority of you are just as much surface concerns as small phalluses and bald heads are for men.)

When I was a naive youngster I often would “look” at what these claims had to say (not necessarily the ones in the title, but similar ones). It didn’t take long for me to come to the conclusion they were “Snake Oil Salesmen” in nature. Now, in my advanced years, I may still, much to my ultimate dismay, check out something like, “No More Kidney Stones!” or “Eat this Miracle Food and Say Goodbye to High Blood Pressure.”

In fact, now that I know what I know as a wise old man, I have a bit of renewed faith in these sorts of claims made off the beaten path of Big Pharma. But there are still a lot of Snake Oil Salesmen out there. What to do? I don’t rightly know.

However, today the tables are turned. The Snake Oil Salesmen are the Faucis, the Walenskis, and the Bourlas, et al. What to do? I still don’t rightly know.

But I’ll take a stab at it. First off, look at how sensational the claims are. Nothing is 100% effective, or 100% safe. If we are being sold a product that claims anything of the sort, we can be pretty sure there is something shady going on. Hmmm. So does that mean that referring to the Covid vaccine as “safe and effective” a sensational claim? Is, “get vaccinated and you won’t get Covid” sensational? I think so, do you? The old adage, “it’s too good to be true” is pretty accurate. And that isn’t good because it is very sad to realize that.

In my long life this adage has rung true more often then I would like to remember. It just seems to be one of those things you can’t shake. I remember studying The Science of Mind (NOT Scientology!). In that study we often said, “it’s so good it must be true.” Believe it or not (there’s that pesky word “believe” again!) I DO believe this!

But I won’t get into that here. Maybe another time, it is complicated.

I will say in an attempt to explain, however, that an experience can be “so good it must be true.” When someone trying to deceive you makes sensational claims, more than likely being too good is a problem. “Someone trying to deceive you,” is the operative phrase here.

Let’s get back to enlarging body parts and if there really are products out there that can do what they claim and why most people are not convinced. I had a patient once who told me he had horrible experiences with kidney stones (something he and I shared). He told me once that he tried “one of the cockamamie cures” touted on the Internet. He didn’t even have to buy anything. It had something to do with eating a watermelon, or two, and a full half-gallon of Coca Cola, all the while laying in a tub of water so he could urinate at will (really?). He said it was a miracle. His stones “went away” (presumably dissolved and flushed out into the bathwater) and they never came back.

Now, I didn’t read this testimonial. I heard it directly from someone who had done it, and succeeded. Should I try it? I must admit I have not, for various reasons, floating in a bath of urine being one of them. Am I convinced it would work? Not entirely, but I don’t dismiss it completely.

How many other things like this do we all hear day in and day out? With the quickly collapsing modern, mainstream, medical establishment, it certainly seems more likely most “unaccepted medical cures” out there were actively denigrated by Big Pharma, the AMA, and their cadre of zombie doctors. Look at what they did to Ivermectin.

I will say this: I will never, ever, again take the word of Big Medicine over the word of just about anyone else out there. That doesn’t mean I believe EVERYTHING advertised is on the up and up, but damn, I sure as hell will not unconditionally say no to something just because Big Medicine said “stay away.”

When my first wife was dying of cancer twenty years ago, I was faced with a system that offered really no solutions. We were told she had six months to live, IF she followed the standard of care with chemotherapy and radiation (there was no surgical option). We couldn’t accept this prognosis and started looking for alternatives. We found a lot. But my wife was a bit more conservative than I was and opted to go with the standard treatment (albeit from a progressive doctor) with a few alternatives mixed in that didn’t “interfere” with the conventional approach.

She did beat the odds and lived another four years after her diagnosis. Who knows what the result would have been if she cut out all the chemicals and radiation. Most of the alternative approaches indicated the efficacy of that treatment would be diminished if the patient continued on those conventional, and toxic, treatments.

So during this time I really got into Rife treatment, and a handful of other “alternative cancer treatments” on par with “enlarge your ‘you know what’,” and eating watermelon in the tub. Well, I can’t be too harsh; I am still a firm believer in Rife and his amazing work. I think he was bullied as much as Burzynski was by the AMA and whatever other medical authority that was out there at the time.

This is not a casual problem. Millions die every year due to the accepted cancer standard of care. Is there anything in the alternative world that could give a better outcome? There are certainly many that claim they do. Considering what we know now you would be crazy not to believe at least a tad of what we hear—and it has been out there for quite some time, only ignored, vilified, or worse.

But there is one big reason why a lot of these things that create hope for people suffering when the conventional approach only offered hopelessness are not embraced by the masses. They don’t seem to work the majority of time. Maybe they work better than the mainstream media tell you. But it stands to reason if they DID work the majority of the time, or close to the majority of the time, the people trying them out would have a big enough voice to let the world know. Ha ha ha. Now I know better than to say something as false as that statement.

We know what is happening with the Covid vaccines, we know thousands have been saved by alternative treatments. But the world, as a majority mass, has been silent. I do believe these treatments work most of the time (Rife being one I would personally stand by) if done according to instructions, believed in, and consistently applied.

Although logic tells us there are indeed a lot of charlatans out there pushing products like the Snake Oil Salesmen of long ago pushed. Are people not as naïve as they used to be with matters like this (or at least they didn’t seem to be before Covid)? Do they demand a bit more before making a decision to use some “off the grid” miracle cure or treatment? Maybe at one point after the Victorian era they were, but now their reluctance to try “different things” is probably due to successful mainstream brainwashing—only the conventional medical establishment knows what works and doesn’t work. Right.

But now, when the mainstream medical industry starts to sell the serpent elixir themselves, and are pushing it without a lot of evidence behind its efficacy and safety, and everyone is lining up for their jab, then you start to really wonder—and worry.

I guess the mainstream medical machine all learned from the best Snake Oil Salesmen out there, the best that money could buy. Guess who they are.

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29 Comments
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
March 4, 2023 8:53 am

Clever title. Covid article in disguise.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Abigail Adams
March 4, 2023 4:04 pm

I’m so sorry, Abby, but being the first one to comment upon an article ostensibly dealing with big hairy dicks is not really note worthy…even if you’re a woman.

/s

;o)

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 4, 2023 4:18 pm

Right. I was shocked to find you were not the first to comment…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Abigail Adams
March 4, 2023 4:54 pm

Ladies first! lol!

C’mon. you know I was just kidding, right?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 4, 2023 4:55 pm

Yes. But I was not. 😎

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Abigail Adams
March 4, 2023 6:20 pm

I know. That’s why I think you’re a bitch…but that has nothing to do with my light-hearted poke at a bad title.

Maybe next time you’ll look before you leap…onto that big hairy dick.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 4, 2023 7:34 pm

No problem. I have the feeling you’re a fag, so we’re even.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
March 4, 2023 9:10 pm

Scru’s a bot.

BL
BL
  Anonymous
March 4, 2023 9:13 pm

Nor is he a gentleman.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BL
March 5, 2023 7:15 am

But I AM the guy who will save your ass in a fire fight…so there’s that.

We’re all a mixed bag. Anyone not getting that is just an empty sack.

Leah
Leah
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 5, 2023 10:40 am

I doubt you will save my ass in a fire fight unless you are paid to do so. Is the fire a fire? Ot is the fire synonymous with bullets?

I do agree that we are all a mixed bag.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 5, 2023 6:30 pm

He’s
a
spook.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
  Colorado Artist
March 6, 2023 12:09 pm

True…and Abby owned his sorry ass big time!

Gary
Gary
March 4, 2023 9:16 am

As Hippocrates allegedly said ‘Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.’ As well as Jack LaLanne ‘If man made it, don’t eat it.’
When you consider what you can actually eat in its RAW state (all of wildlife consumes raw food), your options are basically limited to fruits and some vegetables.
Just a thought.

Euddie
Euddie
  Gary
March 4, 2023 12:01 pm

DANGER: CONUNDRUM AHEAD!

And yet the homeless manage
to derive all their nutrition
from drugs, alcohol and whatever
left overs they can grab out of
restaurant trash cans; AND these
homeless can live on such crap for
decades.
_
This suggests to me, that human DNA instructions allow for a wide input of “foods” to ensure survival of species.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
March 4, 2023 10:39 am

The author failed to mention the biggest con: The Dollar, backed by the “full faith and credit” of the U.S. government…the greatest con ever perpetrated on mankind.

Euddie
Euddie
  WilliamtheResolute
March 5, 2023 1:18 pm

If we could ask the people immediately following the fall of Babylon what the greatest con ever perpetrated on mankind was, they would probably say the city walls and gates.

How so?
I am very confident that the sales pitch for the taxes which built the walls and gates of Babylon, was something like: “If we build this expensive defense system using the latest in city wall technology, we will be safe from foreign invaders. We will be….invincible!”

“So Patriots! Pay your taxes, for the common defense of the great and noble Babylonian people.”
_______

History since has been a long series of repeats via problem-reaction-solution

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
  Euddie
March 6, 2023 12:11 pm

If you have God on your side walls can work…Babylon, not so much.

DS
DS
March 4, 2023 11:22 am

At least Todd didn’t work the Nazis and the hollowcost into this article

Boogie
Boogie
March 4, 2023 11:47 am

The old Penis Enlargement bait and switch

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Boogie
March 4, 2023 2:04 pm

It’s what serious writers call “the hook”. Many consider it to be the single most important sentence in any work…although some have taken the concept to ludicrous extremes. But we’re all informal here, so I take no exception to its use.

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
  Boogie
March 5, 2023 2:25 am

The old Penis Enlargement dangle and wrangle

Euddie
Euddie
March 4, 2023 11:53 am

Isn’t it odd that successful treatment for “covid” is claimed using anti parasitic medications like ivermectin, chloroquine or quinine?

Almost like they’re saying without
saying, it’s a parasite ‘infection’,
and not The Magicical Mystery Virus™

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“Worms have been living inside the human body since Homo sapiens have been around. About half the world’s population (over 3 billion people) are in infected with at least one of the three worms forming what Columbia University parasitologist Dickson Despommier calls the “unholy trinity”—large roundworm, hookworm and whipworm.” From the February 2009 issue of Scientific American (Worms “N” Us).

Source:

parasites in america

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
March 4, 2023 1:22 pm

Slightly O/T … but not all supplements are created equal … and that’s even before the FDA gets in the way …

This article has a very short leash, as all of Mercola’s articles do …

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2023/03/04/is-amazon-top-seller-of-fraudulent-supplements.aspx

Pay attention to the link in Mercola’s article toward the end for ‘pure aspirin powder’ …

This was cited in the Mercola article …

https://www.nowfoods.com/healthy-living/articles/now-uncovers-quality-issues-supplement-brands-sold-amazon

Bijou
Bijou
March 4, 2023 3:43 pm

Wow – this article mentioned two things that resonated w/ me – 1. Science of Mind – I’ve been an adherent for the past 25 years; 2. Rife “treatment”. For those who are unfamiliar with Royal Rife’s work, it’s all about vibration and frequencies. I have never seen these 2 subjects referenced in the hundreds, nay, thousands of articles I read on line.

Albert Einstein nailed it when he said “everything in life is vibration” and “everything is energy”. How prescient of him. Rife, Tesla, Lakhovsky and others knew this but they were silenced so no one else would find out how effective their work was.

I am here to tell you that using a frequency device recently developed in China and distributed in the U.S. market for only a little over one year I have beat breast cancer that had metastisized to the pleural lining around my lungs and to some bones.

Using this remarkable device for only 3 weeks cleared all cancer from my body, confirmed by a PET/CT scan. I rejected 2/3 of the conventional cut, burn & poison protocol offered by City of Hope cancer center (had to have the mutilation of my body because of the aggressiveness of the cancer) but could not wrap my head around how treating cancer w/ carcinogenic elements, radiation and poison (euphemistically called chemotherapy), could possibly be beneficial. I was willing to let the cancer take me than go through the torture offered by this ‘revered’ cancer center. The only benefit of their “treatment” was to their bottom line, NOT to my health or survival.

The frequency device I used is distributed by a Malaysian company, Prife International. They do no marketing or advertising and yet are selling thousands per day in the U.S. alone. The device itself does nothing but ‘feed’ the body’s cells and the body does all the healing. It is nothing short of miraculous as the tens of thousands who have used it with huge success will tell you. It’s good for virtually anything wrong w/ the body, not just cancer.

Shoot me an email if you want to know more about it.

sengfarmer
sengfarmer
  Bijou
March 5, 2023 7:48 am

Hi Bijou, How might I get your email address?

Armen Lestrade Arkazian
Armen Lestrade Arkazian
  Bijou
March 5, 2023 1:33 pm

Mass is an illusion based on the disparate life cycles of various materials.

All mass, is merely photons “captured” in a cloud of electrons.
There are photons and electrons which are created in the energy mash up that is our sun.
Our sun is supplied by untold trillions of watts of energy at any given moment.
A massive (in human scale) interstellar birkeland current feeds into both poles of the sun.

It is in the eddie currents in the electromagnetic environment of the sun where energy is spun into primary elements.

Other materials are “created” in the earth environment via processes such as plant and animal life functions.
____________
There are no such thing as quarks, dark energy neutrons, black holes or any other idiotic fudge from our fucking stupid so called physicists, theorists, scientists.

Specialization in big education has successfully bifurcated “science” into self protective clans of like minded dupes with extremely closed ranks.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 4, 2023 8:55 pm

I’ve noticed that the commercials for hair loss treatments such as HIMS, have a guy with a full head of hair and the wrinkle commercials feature women in their twenties or early thirties.
Rogaine commercials burned out over a decade ago.

Armen Lestrade Arkazian
Armen Lestrade Arkazian
  YourAverageJoe
March 5, 2023 1:37 pm

Hats.
Cheaper than rogaine.