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Aww, Punkin’, lemme try that, k?
Or, you can do that to my turtle head,
and he’ll come out of his shell a bit,
to see what’s happenin’.
Most salty.
Would’ve been nice to see her when she emerged from the drink.
Even better, if that skimpy one-piece was white, not brown.
Uh….no.
Nebraska, right?
Des Moines, Iowa.
Or, rural Wisconsin.
Possibly Oklahoma.
Corn fed wymenz.
Yee haw. Saddle up, Cletus.
Texas. It was once a Hungry Farmer restaurant. They all went out of business in the early 2000’s. I have one about four blocks away that is now a headshop.
💘😋
Gonna have to change bait, my wiggler won’t attract any of them.
I’d grouper
just gimme the snapper!
I need to inspect that mole on your right thigh, hon.
Might require some attention. Or some lotion.
Move your left leg out of the way for a bit.
Wait. Is that fish I smell? No matter.
Now then. Where were we?
Oh yeah. Somewhere wet.
I used to go fishing with my friend Sam every weekend. I let my wife see this picture as they were a great catch and Sam was proud of these. I’m not allowed to go fishing with Sam anymore.
Free them from their confinement, set your tits free!!!
And muzzies would still plant their sandals up on the seat,
astride the hole, and hunker down for a squat,
where Roman Catholics would sit to shit.
The xylospongium or tersorium, also known as “sponge on a stick”, was a hygienic utensil used by ancient Romans to wipe their anus after defecating, consisting of a wooden stick (Greek: ξύλον, xylon) with a sea sponge (Greek: σπόγγος, spongos) fixed at one end.
a joke…
I tried one of those loufah sponges in the bathroom / shower area.
I’m going back to toilet paper.
Hey. You can’t park there, man.
LSMFT – Let’s Screw, My Finger’s Tired
Loose strap means floppy tit
Is what dad said it meant
My Dad always smoked these. He would send me to the store on my bicycle with $5 to get him a carton every weekend.
What comes between you and your Calvins?
My hands?
My hands.
Hello, Tomb Raider. Can I introduce you to Womb Raider?
Oooooo… cigarettes….gross!
Do you smoke after sex?
I don’t know, I’ve never looked…
Yes. I’m a two pack a day man.
She fixen to put and eye out
Looks like a Texas girl to me!
You too Nkit Hope you’re healing well
To be fair let’s see the videos of the police cats doing that…
Tha’s funny stuff right dere, Cowpoke.
That one was a star in John Wick 3.
This one…
Go get ’em Rick Grimes (TWD).
For Bob P and other friends in Canada
Some go thru their whole life trying to find themselves…
Sure looks like a young Fidel Castro… oh wait he is!
Or bury it for retrieval later.
Dunno – you’re in uncharted territory. Good luck!
Doggy style
Somebody previously quipped that Bronco style is doggie style at first,
but changes abruptly when you tell her that her tits aren’t as nice
as her sister’s.
So, I can’t take credit for it, but it is kind of funny.
Hold on, feller! Rodeo.
I think this happens
careful, sound like a scam. are you a senior?
GET OUT!!!
Yeah. He didn’t make the grade to suit up like the RCMP.
Trudy. Socks.
Spawn of Fidel, courtesy of Maggie’s open border policy.
The evidence and resemblance is uncanny.
“Nice Beaver”
“Thanks, I just had it stuffed”
Priscilla was a fine looking woman.
Love that she joined Leslie in that spoof.
Good stuff.
Love all the contributors here on FF
Me on most days … not much to say
Oh, my. Lawd have mersayyy!